On Conan tonight, Anna Faris talked about the sexy/scary murder-mysteries she used to stage with her Barbies. It was a full-on Barbie Whorehouse situation. This one goes out to all the girls who decapitated their dolls and then made them have sex in a futile attempt to save their lives!

This all happened on the set of Scary Movie 2, so perhaps the power of Christ compelled him?

Important studies show that singing to cats is good.

For most of us, 22 was less about sitting poolside at a mansion while making flower crowns with Jessica Szohr and more about working a shitty job, freaking out about debt and drowning your sorrows in cheap beer. That's not a dig on Taylor Swift's version of "22." She's just singing her reality and her reality happens…

As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas, April 16) and late publicity appearances, the rumor mill was fed by her paparazzi-snapped exit from a Beverly Hills…

Since you're not a 13-year-old in 1993 (sorry for alienating you, teenagers of the past who may be reading this through a timescope), you're probably not going to watch the MTV Movie Awards tonight. That's okay — you can still appreciate Rebel Wilson's tales of growing up in a house full of beagles puppies (as well…

When I clicked on this link, I didn't expect to fall in love. Oh, okay, another disposable Tumblr parody—this one is Conan O'Brien's "Reasons My Talk Show Host Is Crying," a riff on America's current sweetheart "Reasons My Son Is Crying"—do I really need that? I will not be manipulated by your cynical corporate…

Sigh. Amanda Bynes' repeated insistence on only using her (technically crappy; see above) Twitter selfies comes from a dark place, it looks like. I know: You're totally shocked.

Jennifer Aniston, the quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the next few months as her wedding to Justin Theroux draws nigh. Apparently she's been quizzing Charlize Theron—mom of one-year-old Jackson Theron—about the process of adoption since mutual friend Chelsea…

OK, someone who really really loves Ryan Gosling, can you explain to me your love? He's a cute guy, great voice, some fun roles, hilarious Mickey Mouse Club past, I get all that, but I just can't go loco for him like some of the ladies. Which, fair, different stroked, but I need it explained to me, this popularity…

Retta was on Conan last night, talking about her love for opera and how everyone wants to do her or be her (OK, the second part was all me, but you were thinking it ADMIT IT).

More than a few great, funny moments in this clip!

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right…

In this week's TV roundup, Detective Stabler comes to Bon Temps, Olivia Wilde charms on The Colbert Report, Fiona Apple celebrates Paul McCartney's birthday with the Roots and we say goodbye to Girls.

Conan O'Brien is doing his show in Chicago this week, and he stopped by a local elementary school to teach the kids a lesson in singing the blues. He asks the adorable first graders about their problems, and then crafts a song about them. The results are far more giggle-inducing than most of your standard blues, but…

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in New York this week, and during their visit they shelled out a small fortune so that 5-year-old Suri could skate in total luxury at Rockefeller Center's famed ice rink. For the tidy sum of $5,000, Tom rented the VIP "Igloo," a separate area where you can warm up after skating, for…

I don't know, Alec Baldwin, your impression is pretty spot-on and everything, but there is nothing wrong with spending time watching old Michael Jackson performances! Maybe Tracy Morgan really doesn't ever learn his lines — but when you're Tracy Morgan, does anyone even expect you to?

It seems like just yesterday that Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart were two insanely famous young people carrying on a not-so-secret affair. Now it looks like the Twilight costars might, in fact, be husband and wife, sort of. If you find yourself hyperventilating at the thought that He of the Sparkly Skin is…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Whoopi Goldberg demonstrates how not to poop-and-text, Josh Groban appears on The Office as Andy's brother, Survivor has a nasty meat challenge, and Tamera Mowry enjoys her sister breast milk. Tasty!

Last night, the Daily Show with Jon Stewart won its ninth Emmy in a row for outstanding variety, music or comedy series. The show also won a writing award, the acceptance of which prompted New Yorker television critic Nancy Franklin to tweet, "Jon Stewart's writing staff: 14 men and — wait for it — 2 women!…