The backlash from the latest commercials from Summer's Eve has been heard virtually 'round the world, but think of it this way: the vag-hand could be doing a lot worse.

Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan shares a personal photo from the halls of televised rehab. Plus, is Britney Spears performing with Pauly D this weekend?

Last night, Cryer appeared on Conan to address negative remarks made about him by his former Two and a Half Men costar Charlie Sheen. In this monologue, Cryer says, "Those words were very painful to me for many reasons, not the least of which is…the fact is I am a troll." He went on to a do a PSA about the…

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Lou Diamond Phillips, Damon Lindelof and Zooey Deschannel all weigh in on Sheen's most recent meltdown.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Phil teaches us how Rock of Love has negatively affected our nation's youth, Bill O'Reilly's feud with Snooki, and expectant mothers doll up for delivery.

• American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal's sprawling Brentwood home. It's got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin' pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.

Today in Tweet Beat, Josh Groban doesn't take himself seriously. Plus, Mariah Carey wants to move in to the Magic Kingdom's Cinderella's castle.

• Katy Perry, shot by Alexi Lubomirski for the subscriber cover of the new Harper's Bazaar, looks gorgeous, if a bit crusty-lipped. She also looks a lot like Jean Patchett on the iconic Erwin Blumenfeld Vogue cover from January, 1950. [JustJared]

Chris Colfer, aka Kurt from Glee, is a national treasure. He can sing, he can dance, he can take Andy Richter's eye out without even trying.

• Wesley Snipes has been trying to appeal his 2008 conviction for willful failure to pay his income taxes, but today a judge ordered him to surrender to authorities and immediately begin serving a three-year sentence.

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin defends her daughter and plugs her reality show in 140 characters or less. Plus, Grace Jones looks amazing.

You'd think that portraying an advertising executive working in an office wouldn't be that dangerous or physically demanding, but last night on Conan, Jon Hamm recounted the times that he's been seriously injured while portraying Don Draper.

• In the ongoing haterade-fueled campaign against Angelina Jolie, the latest is that she's "furious" that Brad Pitt called Courteney Cox after learning that she'd split from David Arquette.

• Miley Cyrus' parents, Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus, have announced that they're divorcing after 17 years of marriage. They said in a statement, "We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

• News photographers claim that Russell Brand's bodyguards tried to get them killed by TIGERS.

• Kim Kardashian and John Mayer have gone out on a few dates and reportedly "hit it off."

• Jodie Foster defended Mel Gibson once again today, telling Extra that he's an "incredible and loyal friend" and, "He is incredibly loved by everyone that's ever come into contact with him or works with him."

• Today David Arquette called in to Howard Stern's radio show and said separation was Courteney Cox's idea. In fact, he's "been begging Courteney to get back with me" — so why did he share details about their sex life?