Not going to lie, this video is probably the closest any of us are ever going to get to a real-life sex date with Tom Hiddleston. So let's run with it, shall we?

Since we last wrote about Bachelor Juan Pablo's foray into local advertising, Juan Pablo has starred in four more commercials for Rochester Appliance, the Rochester, New York based appliance store. The last commercial is a dull but very appropriate way to say goodbye to a man we've grown quite weary of.

Like Backstreet Boys and Boys II Men before her, Amy Poehler has become an official spokesperson for Old Navy. Her ad — which is now airing on television — is charming and funny, much like Poehler herself. That said, is it enough? Of course, it's not and because of that, Old Navy has been nice enough to release the…

With everything said and done from last night's Super Bowl, we still have one crucial thing to discuss—which commercial was the big winner?

Last week, Jerry Seinfeld went on a sports show to tease his big, secret Seinfeld reunion project. When asked if it was a Super Bowl ad, he first said, "It's not," but later added, "[But] it's not-not." Well, it was.

Brought to you by the Gay Women Channel, this hilarious, terrifying spoof perfectly nails what's so goddamn annoying about those Axe body ads. Because when someone smells so good we just can't control ourselves, amirite ladies???

Hey, laaaaaadiiiiiies!!! If there's one thing I know about you, it's that there's one thing you know about me, and that's that there's one thing we know about us, and that's YOGURT YOGURT YOGURT.

Swiffer is the latest company to feature an interracial couple happily utilizing their product, and that's obviously a wonderful thing that hopefully one day will be so commonplace we won't even be compelled to talk about it anymore.

Now, let's just hope the Cheerios bigots don't find this. (Or that they do and then their brains explode; goodbye!)

In 1971, a toy called Baby Laugh-a-Lot was unleashed unto the world, to strike fear into the hearts of unsuspecting humans and hypnotise innocent little girls. Once in her thrall, unspeakable evil comes to all who hear her terrifying cackle. Be afraid.

O'Charleys, which, as far as I can tell, is the Cracker Barrel of the Midwest (am I wrong, Midwesterners?) got "creative" with their 30-second TV spots. And by "creative, " I mean they hired a dude from Sitcom Dad central casting and got him to do Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. The character's name is "Brock…

Watch all the way through for the (excellent) twist ending!

"Cut, color, cure, consistency: These are the four factors of the Oscar Mayer original strip. When it's time for the ultimate expression of love, say it on a plate." Get rid of just a few words in that copy and you're basically listening to someone try to shill you some shiny rocks. But no, it's Oscar Mayer (via some…

In a new spot for Sheba, Eva Longoria shimmies in front of the fireplace, dances on the furniture and generally acts like we do when we're home along listening to Rihanna, except there's no booze or half-eaten lo mein. Is this the foxiest cat food commercial ever? Eva says:

Before Anne Hathaway sold her teeth and succumbed to TB for an Oscar, she was selling landlines to folks in Ohio.

Oh no: I see dead people. Specifically, Audrey Hepburn, who has been reanimated thanks to CGI and body double tricks, forced to ride a bus and eat Galaxy brand chocolate in this UK commercial. Advertising is supposed to be attention-grabbing, and this is, but only because her face is sooo uncanny valley real doll,…

We have discussed menstrual cups before, but we've never actually seen a commercial outlining what makes them so great. In this video out of the UK, two gangs — Team Tampon and Mooncup Crew — face off in the ladies room of a club. Team Tampon starts talking shit right off the bat: "You sound like something that came…

There's nothing wrong with Jennifer Aniston. She's funny in interviews, she was on one of the most important sitcoms of all time and she's really into yoga (probably). Her fiancé Justin Theroux is talented and hopefully the two of them have a nice time together. Yes, she's tabloid fodder, but that doesn't really…

While watching this commercial for Mornings™ "gourmet" cat food from Fancy Feast, my eyes bugged out of my head. Did she just make a FRITTATA for her CAT? Sorta! It's an "entrée" with "garden veggies and egg." Some things of note: