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    Panty Raid
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    This is giving me trauma flashbacks to my days working at Gap Body. All y'all, I plead - please be nice to your Gap Body girls. It seems as though the snarliest people on the planet like to visit us.
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    Damn, why was I not there? Gap Body is the only company that makes 32B's and C's for all their bras.
     Reply
    HereComesMyBaby was starred HereComesMyBaby was unstarred
    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    The H-1 is ridiculous, and was my daily nemesis for the 3 years I lived in Honolulu. To be fair, everything that happens on the H-1 grinds traffic to a halt. This includes sunshine. This also includes the section near Ft. Shafter where the speed limit is 35 gawd-damned MPH.
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    MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was starred MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    Somewhere in Honolulu, a panty fetishist showed up for work 2 hours late and in an incredibly excellent mood..
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    TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/08

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: And with some very sticky hands.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    My box doesn't require a truckload of panties.
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    It's just like that horrifying commercial with the falling shoes!!
     Reply
    Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/11/08

    @Mkp-hearts-Cheesy-Potatoes-(and also NYC): When I see that commercial I cringe. If shoes were falling I would not get out of my car. No siree. Let everyone get knocked out from the shoes and then I'll make a swoop later.
     Reply
    Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was starred Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was unstarred
    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/11/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: hahaha...excellent strategy. And be sure to hang to a couple of the strappy sandles for when the walking scissors come around to snip your credit cards...
     Reply
    Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred
    Image of descent descent
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    OK, I admit it. I hijacked the truck! I just love me some gap boy shorts and well-fitting bras.
     Reply
    descent was starred descent was unstarred
    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    12/11/08

    @descent: Gap makes shockingly good bras!
     Reply
    GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was starred GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    Investigated by who, Rodger Rabbit?
     Reply
    BlondeGrlz was starred BlondeGrlz was unstarred
    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    Well that's just PANTS!
     Reply
    scullymurphy was starred scullymurphy was unstarred
    Image of OSallyTheAlleyCat OSallyTheAlleyCat
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    The H1 is ridiculous. I was in a two hour traffic jam once because a few boxes of styrofoam cups fell off a truck.


    Styrofoam.

     Reply
    OSallyTheAlleyCat was starred OSallyTheAlleyCat was unstarred
    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @OSallyTheAlleyCat: Then there's the occasional breakdown of the zipper-mobile on the H-2 to contend with. I feel your pain.
     Reply
    MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was starred MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was unstarred
    Image of OSallyTheAlleyCat OSallyTheAlleyCat
    12/11/08

    @MeganGlass:


    But the zipper-mobile is so neat to watch...


    When the Spam-mobile starts f'ing up traffic, THEN I get angry.

     Reply
    OSallyTheAlleyCat was starred OSallyTheAlleyCat was unstarred
    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @OSallyTheAlleyCat: Eh, well, pretty much everyone in Honolulu screws up traffic. Lotsa bad drivers and one road, you know?
     Reply
    MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was starred MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was unstarred
    Image of two minutes two minutes
    12/11/08

    @MeganGlass: Tell me about it. Remember this?
     Reply
    two minutes was starred two minutes was unstarred
    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @two minutes: oof. I moved back to the mainland a year ago, so I missed out on that story, but it's something a Honolulu driver would do, all right.
     Reply
    MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was starred MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was unstarred
    Image of MaeHemm MaeHemm
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    there's a joke about skidmarks here....


    is that too crass?

     Reply
    MaeHemm was starred MaeHemm was unstarred
    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @MaeHemm: No. Continue, please.
     Reply
    MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was starred MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    The bras actually escaped so that they could rendezvous with the inflatable boobs.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/11/08

    @BabyJane: A modern day capitalism love story!
     Reply
    Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was starred Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was unstarred
    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    Pajama party!!
     Reply
    AthertonMerriweather was starred AthertonMerriweather was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    "The matter is being investigated, bra. We have underwire agents on the cups of an answer."
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/08

    In reply to Panty Raid
    I guess the driver took a thong turn on the way to the store.
     Reply
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Har har harrrrrr
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I have my own bad pun below. Should we not consolidate these terrible threads so that we may be brief?
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/11/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Thank God his employers don't believe in corporal punishment or he'd be in for a good spanxing.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    12/11/08

    @BabyJane: I'm just hoping, for his sake, that they don't find him negligee.
     Reply
    Magnakai Haaskivi was starred Magnakai Haaskivi was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Well, I couldn't just lingerie around waiting for you to crotch up!
     Reply
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/11/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Don't get your panties in a twist.
     Reply
    Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was starred Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I don't need your DDerision! What a boob.
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Don't genitalize about gals with DD-cups! I know how you knicker at me behind my back!
     Reply
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/11/08

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: I need to be careful in my response to you. I wouldn't want to let something slip.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    12/11/08

    @BabyJane: Yeah, I'd hate to get you busted.


    @tristessa: I really hope they don't robe him blind if it comes to that.

     Reply
    Magnakai Haaskivi was starred Magnakai Haaskivi was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/11/08

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: Sounds like some seat-of-the-pants driving to me. The kind that drawers on all your skills, and really gives you the skivies.
     Reply
    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
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