Recently Gawker Media's servers were hacked; the security breach affected commenters across our entire network. And for that, we're deeply sorry. But now it's time for Judge Judy to take the secretive squad claiming responsibility—known as Gnosis—to task.

After Jules Kirby's bigoted remarks on the first two episodes of High Society caused public outrage, the socialite claimed the show was scripted. For all of her judgments about other races and body types, perhaps she should be judged.

Between his shenanigans of allegedly wiping out his family's bank account, claiming he no longer wants his family filmed, then three days later, trying to film his children's birthday party, Jon Gosselin is out of order. Judge Judy is needed.

Earlier this week, during President Obama's address about health care reform to a joint session of Congress, Rep. Joe Wilson yelled out, "You lie!" There's only one person who can put a heckler in his place—Judge Judy.

Depending on the site, internet commenters can hurtful, stupid, racist, sexist, and homophobic. Oh, and they can't spell for shit. The worst is that they're so judgmental. So it's time for them to face the judge—Judge Judy.

Between his jokes about poisoning Nancy Pelosi and his accusations of President Obama being a racist, Glenn Beck has been serving up the crazy—more than usual—lately. Judge not, Glenn, lest we be judged by Judge Judy.

Three days after his son passed away, Joe Jackson began using the free publicity to promote his new record label. But that's nothing compared to the decades-worth of horror stories about his parenting. Should he even be around MJ's kids?

Last week, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford went missing and scared his staff. Later he admitted to that he was having an extramarital affair in Argentina. Maybe Judge Judy can show him the way to the Appalachian Trail.

Janice Dickinson was recently on FNTM…and that's not all that she was on. Wasted, she fell down the stairs and cursed at the aspiring models. Dickinson has been through rehab several times before, and claims she does not have a problem. But once she faces Judge Judy, she certainly will.

Feminists seem to love bickering about feminism. And as more women join the conversation, it gets nastier…and better! It's exciting that so many care enough about it. But it's time Judge Judy kept some order.

Minnesota Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann says a lot of crazy things. This week, she implied that Democrats are to blame for the swine flu. Lady needs to stop talking and put on her listening ears.

Perez Hilton has made a name for himself by employing base tactics when covering celebrity gossip. It's not surprising that he's been equally vile following the Miss USA scandal. It's time that justice is served.

In her comedy special, She'll Cut a Bitch, Kathy Griffin said her mom loves Judge Judy, and wishes Kathy could get a "guest spot" on her show. We've (sorta) made that happen.

After last night's episode of Real Housewives of New York, we realized that all of the bickering and bad manners exhibited meant that they needed to tell it to the judge—Judge Judy.