These times we live in—they are troubled, are they not? What hath the commoners wrought upon our noble republic, with this “Trump” whose gaudy habits offendeth the senses? Whose common voice shall explain to one and all the unknowable thoughts of the peasantry?
There are two advice columnists in San Francisco who want you to shave off your pubes to please your man. S.F., you should be ashamed of yourself. Please travel back in time to the corner of old hippie and dirty hippie and burn some bras until you remember your damn roots.