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    Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block

    Who Hasn't Gotten Drunk and Bought a Wood-Mite-Infested Folk-Art Mermaid?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/21/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    Does anyone else think Rio looks like Prince?


    Maybe the idea for the Little Red Corvette came from a hot pink corvette first.

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    06/21/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    Case in point:

    [blip.tv]
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    bonniegrrl was starred bonniegrrl was unstarred
    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    "The cock ring of sparkly awesomeness" is the greatest thing I've ever read on Jezebel.
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    LipstickLibrarian was starred LipstickLibrarian was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    Vanilla Ice Doll can out-sparkle Edward, all the while sending out a word to your mother, ripping off classic songs, and smashing MTV sets with his sparkly rage.


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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of Brigit Brigit
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    Rocker Ken constantly impersonated novela characters during the early 90's. But then his girlfriends kept cheating on him with GI-Joes and other Barbies.
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    Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    Why does the Edward doll look like Kris Kattan with a pompadour? Is it just me?
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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of ¡Vampiro atropellado! ¡Vampiro atropellado!
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    You're the best for including the Buffy action figure.


    This post reminds me of this video. (It's a mashup of Buffy and Twilight and it's awesome.)

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    ¡Vampiro atropellado! was starred ¡Vampiro atropellado! was unstarred
    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    06/21/09

    @¡Vampiro atropellado!: Ahahaah! Your screenname makes me jealous with its awesomeness. XD
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    debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was starred debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was unstarred
    Image of dearheart dearheart
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    I think these outfits sufficiently explain why my Barbie's only had sex with each other.
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    dearheart was starred dearheart was unstarred
    Image of shewar shewar
    06/20/09

    @dearheart: I know right!!! I had one crappy Ken and he was never allowed in the Barbie bed.
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    shewar was starred shewar was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    Implanting glitter into a doll's face is a good way to make him look pock-marked.
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/21/09

    @Snowbunny: So that's where they got that idea for the villain's face in Die Another Day.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    Rio cheated on Jem with Barbie. Trust me, it happened in a living room in Laurel, MD in 1991.
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    thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was starred thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was unstarred
    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    If Edward Cullen showed up looking like Bowie, I would get happy. That, or wearing Magic Earring Ken's vest.
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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    To be completely accurate, the Bella doll should come chemically bonded to Edward and straddling him so that he can't get away/they can finally have sex!
     Reply
    Whiskey and Popcorn was starred Whiskey and Popcorn was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    You know what beats all of those? My sister's Donnie Osmond doll. He is wearing a shiny purple jumpsuit and purple socks.
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    BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    "Warning: choking hazard". Is that a warning for all vampire dolls, or just for me, playing with Barbie Buffy?
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    BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    06/20/09

    In reply to Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
    I'm cracking up here, imagining the incredulous look on Buffy's face were she ever to encounter a sparkly emo vampire like Edward Cullen.
     Reply
    thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was starred thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was unstarred
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