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    12/16/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    An inventory of Frances' lies:

    1) I am not trying to escape.
    2) You look sober in that dress.
    3) Really, I'm not trying to escape.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    I am officially not longer at all amused by Courtney Love. She was sort of
    good theater for a while but now, no. I'm out.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Courtney Love Cobain

    perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapear like magic" tell him to suck it oh by the way you lying queen youve just lied and defamed me and my child for the last time i fucking HATE YOU you fat ass piece of bully shit PART of that... was from a personal letter and PART of that YOU made up, and thats ILLEGAL.

    4 hours ago
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    12/15/09

    accidental double post - deleted
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    OMG, poor Frances Bean. If my mother did that I'd...well, I actually don't know what I'd do but I think it would be pretty drastic.

    So, RUN Frances, RUN to the safe, crunchy haven of Olympia!
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Courtney Love needs a psychiatric evaluation pronto.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    I had to fix Wilford's response.

    Q: What do you do when you come to New York? Wilford Brimley: "Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've got the best food in the world here. And I visit friends that mean a whole lot to me. 'Cause it's the right thing to do.
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    12/16/09

    @OneBigPear: Addendum: "And I watch my carbs, on account of my diabeetus."
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    12/16/09

    @mariamariamaria: You've brought back my childhood!
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Courtney Love, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan items all in a row? I now have the urge to send my parents a giant bouquet of flowers. Huh.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Did Courtney Love just blame Francis for her father's suicide? Wow. You know, I always thought she was a mean narcissist, but I had a little sympathy, what with her being so effed-up. But now? All sympathy gone.
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    12/15/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I have almost no sympathy for Courtney. Seriously, I've always thought she was a selfish opportunist. I know she has an addiction and she's not well but she always seemed like a borderline sociopath. Always even when Kurt was alive.
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    12/15/09

    @Diziet_Sma: All of my sympathy went right out the window. I'm a single mom too, right, I've got a lot of heart for other women left to raise a little one. That said... just, no.
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    12/16/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Blamed her and the grandmother that she clearly loves. That's some stellar parenting!
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Jeez. Poor Bean. I'm amazed that she's turned out seemingly normal and with a decent head on her shoulders, what with Courtney McCrazyNutcasePants Love being around.

    Also, she looks SO MUCH like Kurt Cobain in that picture. It's like seeing a ghost.
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    12/15/09

    @sanssoucis321: Well supposedly she's spent the majority of her time with her grandmother. That probably helped her grow up as healthy as she has.
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    12/15/09

    @bluebears: Ah, that makes me feel a little better, since Frances wasn't LIVING with that mess. Still tough though.
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    12/15/09

    @sanssoucis321: I think she's been in and out but her primary caretaker has been her grandma (based on what I read yesterday).
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    As a proud Simon's Rock graduate, I have to say, this is definitely the best shout-out my alma mater has probably ever received.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Yet another reason why I must insist that Facebook adds a breathalyzer app, posting while intoxicated is a very dangerous habit
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    12/15/09

    @erinna: Isn't there a thing on google where, between certain hours (like 11pm--4am type of thing), you can set it to ask you semi-difficult math problems so that you're prohibited from emailing drunk? I read about that once and I don't think I ever found out if it was real or a google joke.
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    12/15/09

    @emily.jayne: Seriously? I really need to check that shit out.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    I am offering a plausible translation of Courtney's ramblings from above.

    Frankly the whole thing disgusts me. My daughter is not always honest, and I’ve allowed her to visit with these assholes I support financially, to the tune of houses, horses, monthly annuities and cars. Well, the good news is now that Frances is convinced she can buy her grandmother a "small house in L.A.", I’d love to see how it works out. She goes on to insult members of the Cobain family who have been named Frances' guardians saying, "Well I’m going out with Ms. Palmer and Ms. Kirke. Frances, have fun on your covers of the tabloids, since that’s what your wonder-bread side likes. You could have asked for emancipation, you could have gone to Simons Rock Fine Arts School, but you have to get involved with that terrifying lawyer, Geraldine Wyle, who established the conservatorship for Britney Spears. That’s insane. You realize this will put you in court system three times in your little life? This, and his mother, is what killed your father.
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    12/15/09

    @GirlFailer: What an emotionally manipulative fame whore c*nt
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    12/15/09

    @GirlFailer: THANK you. I got lost around "Simons Rock" and never really made it back until "This, and his mother, is what killed your father". Which was a pretty pointy endpoint, as points go.

    I kind of hope Frances Bean Cobain becomes a small-town doctor who owns horses.
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    12/15/09

    @GirlFailer: I would like to interject here and just edit that so it reads Simon's Rock College of Bard, early college for kids who are bored in high school, my alma mater. Thx Courtney Love for the shout out?
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    12/15/09

    @laurasaurus: Damn, my time ran out. I kept thinking fine arts, I knew I should have popped back and checked. Sorry:(
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    12/15/09

    @GirlFailer: Still and all, your translation is stellar.
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    12/15/09

    @GirlFailer: she needs you as her publicist.
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    12/15/09

    @GirlFailer: I nominated you to the position of a official Courtney Love translator.
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    12/15/09

    @limber: I think I read a romance novel about this once....maybe it was a Nora Roberts?
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    12/15/09

    @GirlFailer: That was REALLY impressive. Do you get a lot of drunk texts or something?
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    12/16/09

    @GirlFailer: Haha, no, it's okay, you actually made most if it sensible. Besides I didn't really expect anyone to pick up on the mention anyways.
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    12/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: My mom is an un-medicated Bi- Polar alcoholic/drug addict. I'm fluent in crazy!
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Did anyone ever stop to consider that maybe Frances is a deceptive person and a liar?

    Haha, just kidding, Courtney is nuts.
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    12/16/09

    @Snacky_Onassis: ZING!
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Oh Courtney. You make it very very hard to be on your side.

    Perhaps a spell of vipassana meditation. You know, that kind where you don't say anything for, like, eighteen months at a time.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    I think this Courtney Love debacle is a perfect example of a parent seeing herself in the role of a "friend" instead of a "parent." I mean, a "friend" might post a rant like that about her double-crossing BFF on MySpace, but a parent??
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    12/15/09

    @lowkeylo: actually, it's a perfect example of narcissistic personality disorder.
    My mother used to do the same thing pre-internet (she'd call up her friends one by one outside my bedroom door and give her altered version of whatever transpired.) A narcissist doesn't consider themselves a 'friend' or 'parent'--those denote relationships to other people. For a narcissist, it's all about them--just like Courtney.
    I left home at 16. I think Francis Bean finally realized she can't be everything to her mother, either.
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