I always wonder if all these celebrities that say they had no friends & were made fun of really were made fun of and had no friends. Obviously they are saying this for attention now, but are they telling the truth?
@MichelleMyBelle: I think it's really hip to have had a bad time in high school, or at least say you did. Nobody cheers for the girls who had it pretty easy. I know I'm always the odd man out among my friends, because I am somehow miraculously the only who did not have an awful time. Clearly, there are 5 kids total who had an okay time in high school, and made everyone else miserable. *eyeroll*
@MichelleMyBelle: I had a conversation recently with someone I grew up with, who was always considered popular, and we were talking about high school, and he said how he had "no friends" in high school. I was really surprised, but I think it just goes to show that a lot of people, more than we think, feel very, very alone as teenagers.
@mwynn13: WTF?? Why?? Did he think no one would get the joke if he was white?? The joke is "Oh Kanye, you're so crazy" not"Oh Kayne, you're so black". UGH. Fuck off, Kimmel. I am so unimpressed, I can't even put it into words.
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It's like Yoko intentionally asked herself "Now what can I do to make this outfit completely over the top...I've got it! Top Hat tilted at a jaunty angle! Brilliant!"
Rock on, Yoko. I'm sorry you are history's scape-goat since you really don't deserve it. Nice choice on the foppish white scarf, too!
@CynicalPink: I had the great delight of talking to an old, sort of crazy man about the Beatles the other day, and he said he would like to see the remaining Beatles in concert, and also maybe invite "that son of John Lennon's that looks like him" (um, both of them?) but he said he wouldn't like it if Yoko was there, because for some reason he's never liked Yoko. I said something like, "well, she did break up the band." I was mostly kidding, but my new kind of crazy friend ran with it, and now there is a new convert to the "Yoko ruined the Beatles" school.
Now I think she's delightful in the way only semi-crazy celebrities can be.
That has to be at least the tenth time I've heard something similar to that about Drew Carey. Good karma, sir! I am proud to own Dirty Jokes and Beer, though it took me almost a year to stop making up new "My Dick" jokes because of it.
Megan Fox's comment just made me like her a little. Also, I've read several reviews of Jennifer's Body in the last few days and all of them were good. Now I want to see it.
@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I think if nothing else, it's well past being shocking and needing an apology. Long live the Kanye interruption as a comedy goldmine!
@elliebean: Acting like a married woman = never drinking, always talking about your husband, not talking to other men, baking, and OF COURSE having babies.
@NellMood: I concur. I think there is a non-sexist definition of acting like a married woman (or really acting like a married person) that involves not climbing all over strange men and when asked about your husband, not saying "Who?" Same goes for a man. Of course, we don't know what Avril was doing. But if you're making out with people who are not your spouse and you don't have an arrangement with your spouse that allows for that, then yes, you are not acting married.
@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: But she's way taller than he ever was. When I was in Scotland years ago a tour guide told a story about "wee Robert the Bruce on his wee war horse." But he was apparently a total ass-kicker. I'm Scottish (thus the flaming red hair), but sadly I do not think I share a common ancestor with Ms. Swinton. Sigh.
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Danny McBride, please educate me. What, pray tell, is a 'supply teacher' anyways?????
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You too Scott Weiland!
Also The Killers and Psychedelic Furs, interesting, very interesting.
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Rock on, Yoko. I'm sorry you are history's scape-goat since you really don't deserve it. Nice choice on the foppish white scarf, too!
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Now I think she's delightful in the way only semi-crazy celebrities can be.
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*raises chin defiantly*
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explains my Tony Bourdain crush. Know
what I mean?
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Oh Taylor Swift. Classy, classy lady.
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You're welcome.
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Somehow, this makes perfect sense.
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