Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
posts about #colemanlaffoon more → Amusing & Alarming: Anne Heche Disses Ex-Hubby, Son's Soccer Skills
New York, 10:52 AM
Sun Nov 22
23 posts in the last 24 hours
Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com
Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter
Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter
Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter
Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter
Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email
Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter
Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email
Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter
| posts about #colemanlaffoon more → |
Amusing & Alarming: Anne Heche Disses Ex-Hubby, Son's Soccer Skills |
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
At least her ex is an engaged father-- though I will say that his emphasis of showing two different clients two whole condominiums isn't exactly the best evidence that he is a hard worker and hence not the "lazy ass" she claims he is.
Not saying realtors are lazy at all mind you, just that having two showings is not considered anywhere near a hard day for most that I know. I'm now thinking back to my last realtor who was able to line up 8 or 9 showings in a row for me all over Chicago in a single morning. In the snow...THAT's hard work!
08/27/09
I can't help but find some glee that the relationship Anne humiliated and dumped Ellen for, wound up to cause her misery that will last for 18 years. It's called karma and it's a bitch.
Still, I love her in Hung.
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
And why do you care if the kids aren't any good at soccer? They're not any good at reading when they start either, Anne. That's the whole point. (It does remind me of Juno though: "When are you guys gonna learn that tots can't ice skate?")
Sounds like she's got the alimony bitters. Still totally inappropriate for Letterman. Of course, her kid's not gonna see it, I'm sure.
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
Who the hell knows what went on and I have no idea who is more or less the bad guy. Maybe he is a lazy ass, and were it not for the kid, I wouldn't mind a little jab here and there, but you sound ridiculous bitching that he's spending time with his son and asks you to be there.
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
But I do agree - this was in very poor taste... made me laugh aloud, though.
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
Anyway, not knowing anything about their personal history, I'm going to take her ex's POV for a moment. It seems to me, by asking her to "hang out with him on Thursdays and Saturdays", that he'd like her to be more involved in their son's life. I know kiddie soccer can be a little ridiculous, and her take on it is spot on. However, divorced parents should at least try to put on their big girl/boy pants for their children's sake. I don't know what good comes mocking your ex for wanting to coach soccer, for his son's team, no less, on national TV.
I also find her distracting on Hung. Her acting is fine. Her strange personal history, esp. what went down with Ellen, keeps getting in the way. I can't stop thinking that she's that crazy woman who broke Ellen's heart whenever she's onscreen. Unfair, but true.
08/27/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
...
Send this woman some Ed Hardy gear. Jon Gosselin may have found his new dream woman.