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    Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"

    Ladies, Stephen Colbert Has The Answer To Your Hormonal Needs

    Dan Savage Has Stopped Blaming Black Voters For Prop 8

    Stephen Colbert To Conservative Columnist Kathleen Parker: Your Mom

    Elizabeth Edwards Sticks It To Stephen Colbert

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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    Has anyone seen Stephen Colbert in a serious role? I've only seen him in that episode of LAW & ORDER: CI where he portrayed a murderous forger.
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    04/15/09

    @hello.kitty: Me too, he played a very creepy mama's boy.
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    04/15/09

    @beatrice2000: @MegiEr:

    So this is his only serious role, right?
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    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    My 12 year old son tapes this show and watches it after dinner. He laughs at the obvious humor and enjoys Stephen's character. I watch with him and sneak in a few mom questions, to gauge what he knows about culture, politics, and sex. How sneaky of me.
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    04/15/09

    @hello.kitty: You know, the show is on at 8:30 the next day. He probably doesn't have to tape it.
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    04/15/09

    @Majrhoulihan: Yes, we know that, but 8:30 is when he's in the middle of homework. Also he likes to zap through commercials.
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    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    I'm 2 Dimensional. Can I be on TeeVee now?
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    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    I'm probably the only one but I just can't get into Stephen. His shtick gets tiresome quick.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    04/15/09

    @SevenNationArmy has made a huge mistake: ... ... HISS!


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    04/15/09

    @LaComtesse: I'M SORRY!


    @ides: Thank God. I don't hate him its just I can't watch the entire show in one sitting without getting annoyed.

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    04/15/09

    @SevenNationArmy has made a huge mistake: *sigh* It's okay. The kitty's hiss is worse than its bite.
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    04/15/09

    @SevenNationArmy has made a huge mistake: So you'll be my wing-woman if we ever stumble across him in person? :)
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    I love Stephen Colbert.


    Strangers with Candy - some of the best lines are from Chuck Noblet AKA Colbert


    lines like - "Slim retorts come from Slim Hips, Jerri!"


    "THIS ONION RING CAN NEVER BE GOLDEN BROWN AGAIN!"


    "I have the metabolism of a hummingbird. I can eat an entire cheesecake at 2 AM and never gain an ounce."

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    04/15/09

    @happysquid: Oh, sigh. I wish I could heart you all over again.
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    04/15/09

    @mervbaby: I want to hang out w/ you too! Strangers with Candy buddies FOREVER!!


    "Jerri, I can't hear you over the roar of all this...FUDGE!"


    - Principal Blackman

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    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    Putting on 5 pounds can get you on Colbert? I need someone deep fry my Big Mac ASAP!
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    04/15/09

    @mervbaby: Can i have a shrimp tempura? some clam strips? a jalapeno popper?
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    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    ....Is it stupid that I don't get the joke?
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    04/15/09

    @theitemgirl: The Daily Show has a bigger audience than the Report, I'm pretty sure, so he's joking that if she got thinner, she'd get an upgrade in the kind of shows she got to go on.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    04/15/09

    @theitemgirl: Colbert's schtick is to make fun of ultra-conservative/misogynist/right wing/homophobic assholes by imitating them perfectly and taking their insane arguments to their logical conclusion.
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    04/15/09

    @theitemgirl: Not if you've never watched the show before. The whole thing is predicated on understanding Stephen's character--which is a satire on the right-wing news talking heads. He pretends to be one to show how insane they really are.


    I think he is the funniest man in the world, but that's just me.

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    Image of LouisiAnna LouisiAnna
    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    God, and knowing what a family man he is makes my reproductive organs leap out of my body, split a cab to the airport, snatch some of those really cheap fares that airlines have now (they'd go as a tour group, natch), get up to NYC and head on over to Colbert's lap.


    HE WAS JUST SO GREAT IN "STRANGERS WITH CANDY" and I love him love him love him.

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    04/15/09

    @LouisiAnna: Noblet! Quite possibly one of the greatest characters ever!


    I can't even begin to transcribe the amazing quotes....

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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    04/15/09

    @LouisiAnna:


    That is all.

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    04/15/09

    @GeorgeFayne: "We'll escape, Jerri! Through the furnace!" "But we'll burn!" "Father will protect us! Where is your faith woman!?"
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    04/15/09

    @GeorgeFayne: that just made my fucking day...and possibly reconsider my homosexuality.
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    04/15/09

    @GeorgeFayne: I like how he threw in a little rond de jambe there.
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    04/15/09

    @tawdrylorde: I am gayer than Christmas, and still carry a torch for that man.


    Not for nothing, I had a sex dream about him once, and it was hoooot.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    04/15/09

    @GeorgeFayne: I freaking LOVE that video. I watch it every so often when I need to laugh.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/15/09

    @LaComtesse: Just friended you (at last) - the SwC quote pushed me over the edge. Do you ever want to sing that "I've been waiting at the table, at the table" cult song? I know i do.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    04/15/09

    @happysquid: Back at ya. And yes, I sing the Welcome Table song... incessantly. "Strangers With Candy" is a family affair over at Chez LaComtesse. Exhibit A...


    [www.facebook.com]

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    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    Stephen Colbert: I wish I could heart you in this crazy thing we call life...
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    Threat Down: Bear Bodies (can they ever achieve the "Teddy Ideal?")
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    04/15/09

    In reply to Susie Orbach To Stephen Colbert: "There's All Sorts Of Problems About Bodies Here"
    Can I teabag Stephen Colbert today?
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    04/15/09

    @midwestdesigner: It's the only Republican ball I'd want near my mouth. (Mainly 'cause it really just tastes like Democrat)
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    11/13/08

    In reply to Ladies, Stephen Colbert Has The Answer To Your Hormonal Needs
    I want to be in the middle of a Stewart/Colbert sandwich with a side of Carrell.
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    11/13/08

    In reply to Ladies, Stephen Colbert Has The Answer To Your Hormonal Needs
    I've been waiting for some sort of post where I could mention that I saw Wyatt Cenac on the L train this morning. Woo hoo!! Also, I too have a crush on Stephen Colbert.
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    11/13/08

    @TipsyRussell: Did you undergo a Cenac Attack?!
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    11/13/08

    @TipsyRussell: OMG OMG OMG
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/13/08

    @TipsyRussell: I hate being the one-upper (srs) but I saw Colbert on the 6 train a year or so ago. He's really, really tall and so pretty in person. He was wearing a trenchcoat, reading a paper, and oblivious to the fact that everyone on the train was looking at him and I wanted to jump him.
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    11/13/08

    @hellodarling loves president obama!!!: You can't see me, but I'm giving you the bitch face because I'm jealous. :) I asked for I Am America and So Can You For Christmas and my former Serious Journalist cousin was like, "He's an idiot. I was flipping through this and I was like, 'If he can get a book deal, I need to get my manuscript done.' "*


    I spent the rest of Christmas morning reading excerpts while the rest of the room laughed and she rolled her eyes. My crush on him was permanently sealed after reading that book.


    *She's really not as bad as she comes across in my anecdotes. She just has SDD- Sarcasm Deficiency Disorder. :)

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    11/13/08

    @r.n. spy hearts robert downey, jr.: That should be IDD; the 'I' is for irony. Slight difference, I think. She loves Jon Stewart, though.
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    11/13/08

    In reply to Ladies, Stephen Colbert Has The Answer To Your Hormonal Needs
    Ladies, Stephen Colbert IS The Answer To Your Hormonal Needs


    There, I fixed it.

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    Image of Feminist Whore Feminist Whore
    11/13/08

    In reply to Ladies, Stephen Colbert Has The Answer To Your Hormonal Needs
    Lot's of folks dig John Stewart, I certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed, but Mr. Colbert is the man for me. /swoon


    I loved him on Strangers with Candy, and one of my phrases to live by is "You can't un-fry things".


    It's heartbreakingly true. You CAN'T un-fry things. :(

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    11/13/08

    @alphafemale: But...but what if you just peel the fried part off??
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