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    This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping

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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    You know, I bet if Jennifer Aniston wanted a baby, she'd adopt one or just buy some sperm. Lady's rich. If she wanted kids, she'd have kids.

    Maybe Kanye shouldn't go places. Or have laptops. Or talk.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    ZOMG they had sex while the kids were sleeping?? Isn't that better than having sex while the kids were awake? Seriously, I'm a parent of two little kids--if you want to have sex, it pretty much has to be while they're asleep.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09/16/09

    @Dave J.: As someone who walked in on their parents: YES, YES IT IS SO MUCH BETTER FOR THE KIDS TO BE SLEEPING AND NOT KNOW THAT IS HAPPENING EVER.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Ladies, do not have sex without a condom. Or with anyone who was ever on a reality show, with a few exceptions (like Project Runway).

    Next up for Jon Gosselin: The VH1 show "Everybody Has Herpes." Wait, that's already been aired under the name "Rock of Love."
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/16/09

    @lalaland13: ...and Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 2, Flavor of Love 3, I love New York 1, I love New York 2, Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Bus 3, Real Chance of Love...
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    Image of BlueMorpho BlueMorpho
    09/16/09

    @lalaland13: I vote for naming it, "Who Wants to Marry a Vector"
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    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    "Apparently Rob and Kristen have "raw animal lust" for each other..."

    Lovely, do us a favor, devour each other and go away. I'll chip in for the A1 sauce.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was starred Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was unstarred
    Image of cheshirecatfish cheshirecatfish
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Clules? Did anyone else read that as 'Clueless' and then laugh their heads off?
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    Kali Mama promoted this comment cheshirecatfish was starred cheshirecatfish was unstarred
    Image of sleepeatread sleepeatread
    09/16/09

    @cheshirecatfish: I did too, and thought of the movie. I'm going to name my child Extemporaneous
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    09/16/09

    @cheshirecatfish: I read it as clueless and said, "while appropriate, probably unfair to their child" then re-read.

    I also misread the grade of "mysterious sock stain" as "cock stain".

    time to drink coffee!
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    Image of molly pocket molly pocket
    09/16/09

    @sleepeatread: And I shall name mine Sporadic.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    EWWW! Now I am never going to be able to have another coke-fueled threesome again without thinking of Jon Gosselin!!!
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    Image of beetlemier beetlemier
    09/16/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I know!! On top of all the other shit he's pulled, now he has to taint coke-fueled threesomes?

    There goes my weekend.

    Hearted you!
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    TheUptightMidwesterner promoted this comment Edited by beetlemier at 09/16/09 7:24 PM beetlemier was starred beetlemier was unstarred
    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Um...Kathryn Heigl's baby(!) adopted a special needs child? Now that's news.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    09/16/09

    @MizJenkins: I just noticed that, what an impressive child!
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    Image of overnightly overnightly
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Like Mariah, I too would be quite happy eating fried chicken with a side of macaroni and cheese every day.
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    sybann promoted this comment Edited by overnightly at 09/16/09 3:00 PM overnightly was starred overnightly was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    09/16/09

    @overnightly: OMG! I had deep fried mac and cheese last night for the first time (just a taste - I try to stay away from crap). Definately food created by Satan. Frickin awesome.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Not for nothin', but I don't want to hear about Jon Gosselin having sex with anyone. At all. In any circumstance.

    Especially not the ones described.

    How is this selling magazines? Are they marketing it as an alternative for ipecac syrup?
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/16/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: hearted. Justly I might add.
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    Image of SkipToMyLou SkipToMyLou
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Aw, Mariah looks like circa Dreamlover with the curly hair. I like it! Truly an improvement over every stomach-sucking pose she's pulled in a pink Hello Kitty PVC dress since then. She always looks so uncomfortable.
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    Image of nolongerinacubiclestillawhore nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
    09/16/09

    @SkipToMyLou: Right? I nearly squeeed when I saw the new-old hair. My Mariah is back!
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    Image of MissyMcCLung MissyMcCLung
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    If it is so easy to tell someone's weight by just looking at them, why exactly does my doctor ever weigh me?
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    Image of egg cream egg cream
    09/16/09

    @MissyMcCLung: Only people who don't treat you can tell your weight just by looking at you, silly!
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/16/09

    @MissyMcCLung: Seriously. And why whenever I go to the doctor do they start the thing at 100? Flattery? I move it to the 150, say "You're very generous" and weigh myself. Sheesh.
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    09/16/09

    @MissyMcCLung: Some people are dense for their size, you know? Me, I stick vials of mercury up in my vaj just to throw the scales. Bitches think they can know me...not gonna happen.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment rixatrix was starred rixatrix was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    09/16/09

    @redqueenmeg: When I was pregnant and a fricking house, I told the nurse "You can just start at 200."
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/17/09

    @Maritsa: I will be there very soon! I got up to 240 with my last pregnancy--25 pounds of which was all water and from the final month. Did I mention I love my kid but I HATE being pregnant? :D
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    If Mariah Carey still looks fabulous, has a hot husband, and is eating copious amounts of cheese, I somehow doubt that she is as miserable as Star claims.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    I call bullshit on the octomom story- no one with 14 kids would have the time to do a sit-up
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    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Ew Ali Lohan, please don't taint Jason Segal with your Lohaness, and also your being underage.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    09/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
    Dude, Ali Lohan is FIFTEEN! Instead of blaming the older sister who clearly has her own problems how about blaming (and holding accountable) the clubs/bars that are letting her in the door and/or serving her? You know, since they're the ones with the LEGAL OBLIGATION and all...
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    09/16/09

    @bluebears: I've always wondered why these bars and clubs that freely allow underage celebs in don't even get a slap on the hand. I mean, I know why, but it just doesn't seem fair.
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    bluebears promoted this comment bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/16/09

    @bluebears: I don't really get the big deal about this. My older brother's friends would sneak me booze when I was that age. And when I was in college anytime someone's high school sibling came to visit we took them out with us. 1am isn't even that late.
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    Image of lonewolfer: lusty trollop lonewolfer: lusty trollop
    09/16/09

    @bluebears: How about blaming and holding accountable her MOTHER?
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    bluebears promoted this comment lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    09/16/09

    @lonewolfer: & otherginger: right? I mean she's still underage. Not to say that her mother (parent) should be held responsible always, all kids act out and fuck up but pulling her out of school to participate in a reality show seems like a bad choice.
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    Image of egg cream egg cream
    09/16/09

    @colormeroutine: Well, for one thing, I bet there's a lot more coke at Crown Bar than there was at your campus bar.
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    bluebears promoted this comment egg cream was starred egg cream was unstarred
    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/16/09

    @egg cream is here, is second tier, get used to it: Probably not by much. And if anything it's probably higher quality coke than the kind we had. Hell, you could get coke in my high school bathroom if you wanted to
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/16/09

    @lonewolfer: thank YOU
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/16/09

    @bluetrain84: They probably get fined every once in a while. Probably pretty heavily. But the amount of money they make from the celebrity buzz more than makes up for it
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