Coke Zero: The Beverage of Pathetic Men EverywhereLaura Beck4/18/13 10:00am971EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkGuys, are you a sad sack piece of crap with delusions about your looks, talent, and abilities who can't be counted on to perform the most basic of tasks? Well then, Coke Zero is for you!