Hey, How Come My Deep Existential Torment Never Got Me Laid?

The economic crisis is driving college students like the stud in the picture to seek degrees in philosophy. "That whole deep existential torment...It's good for getting girlfriends." Hey, how come my existential torment never got me laid? And philosophy, why no chicks in that field? (Wait, I bet the fact that I am… » 4/07/08 1:00pm 4/07/08 1:00pm