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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    Damnit Chima, I was rooting for you. Who the hell am I supposed to root for now? It's a cast of duds... Grumble, grumble.
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    08/16/09

    @TurtleSpeak: Kevin of course!
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    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    i think the only team that approves of spencer is team douche. For he is their King.
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    Image of Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde
    08/16/09

    @xuatastic: Spencer cannot shave a thing,
    Needs a photo-op to give a ring,
    That's why Douchebags all sing:
    Spencer is our King!

    Spencer likes porn and gin,
    He always lets the photogs in,
    Spencer and his flesh colored grin:
    Spencer is our King!

    Spencer is our King,
    Spencer is our King,
    We wank off to his wife's pin(up),
    Spencer is our King!
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde was starred Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde was unstarred
    Image of AmbiguouslyGayUno AmbiguouslyGayUno
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    On the bright side, maybe we'll see Spencer's machine gun cake on Cake Wrecks soon.
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    Plum-Pie promoted this comment AmbiguouslyGayUno was starred AmbiguouslyGayUno was unstarred
    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    What in the fuckity fuck happened to Chima!? I can't wait!!!!
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    Image of HighSchoolFearleader HighSchoolFearleader
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    At first I thought it said "Tyra eats cat's frozen dinners" and I thought to myself "Wow, I didn't know they made frozen dinners for cats". Oh, Sunday morning, you always scramble my brain.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment HighSchoolFearleader was starred HighSchoolFearleader was unstarred
    Image of Nariel Nariel
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    So I keep hearing about how good Mad Men is, and I'm planning to rent it on dvd as soon as I'm finished with Arrested Development. I'm trying to decide if I should just get it now, though, because of the new season and everything. Is it really as good as it sounds/looks?
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    Maritsa promoted this comment Nariel was starred Nariel was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/16/09

    @Nariel: It really is that good. I thought I wouldn't like it because I'd heard it's pretty slow paced and subtle, but I LOVE it. So does my husband. We're just finishing season 1 and have all of season 2 on the TiVo (from the recent marathon).
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    Image of leesie leesie
    08/16/09

    @Nariel: Opposing view here but the husband and I didn't care too much for it (caveat: we've only seen one episode, season one). We found it to be too... I don't know. Dramatically campy? (We're both old enough to remember life in the 60s, so that might be affecting our view of the show.)

    Every time I see Jon Hamm in (or out of) character, though, I think I need to give the show one more chance. *purr*
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    formergr promoted this comment leesie was starred leesie was unstarred
    Image of Nariel Nariel
    08/16/09

    @Maritsa: Subtle is good. So much of TV these days is in-your-face, with as much subtlety as a rabid screeching cat dropped on your face in your sleep.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    08/16/09

    @Nariel: I don't like it, and here's why: Most of the main characters seem to lack redeeming qualities. I just don't like any of them as people. Even the women, sadly. I personally have a hard time loving a show when I basically despise all of the characters (see also: The Sopranos). But yes, it is a well-made show with lots of drama, so if you don't share my issues w/ the characters…you'll probably like it!
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    Image of Nariel Nariel
    08/16/09

    @Kivrin: I can see how that would be a problem. I'll just have to watch a few episodes and decide.
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    Image of formergr formergr
    08/16/09

    @leesie: If it was either the first or second episode of Season 1, I'd recommend giving it another chance if you feel like it. As I recall, they were pretty heavy-handed with some *winkwinknudge* references to the 60s that I imagine would seem really forced for anyone who remembers that time.

    e.g. look! kids used to play with the drycleaner bags! They weren't strapped down in the back seat of the car! etc.

    They toned it way down after that, and it greatly improved the rest of the season.
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    Edited by formergr at 08/16/09 12:57 PM formergr was starred formergr was unstarred
    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    08/16/09

    @leesie: I would try again. I watched the pilot when it first came out and was like, 'hmm, meh.' But then after the season was over, I caught up with the show online and was totally drawn in. It really builds into something great.
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    Image of lavendermint lavendermint
    08/16/09

    @Kivrin: I like that about it---that the characters are complex and not one-dimensional. It isn't a simple thing to watch the show and feel that one character is good, the other bad...because they all have both redeeming and repulsive qualities, it is a more complicated(and exciting) reaction, that I have when I watch the show.
    But I definitely know what you mean...sometimes I'm just like, why did they do that? why couldn't they do the right thing? it feels like the writers' don't want to fill this expectation of the characters for us, or whatever. It can be annoying.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment Edited by lavendermint at 08/16/09 2:11 PM lavendermint was starred lavendermint was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/16/09

    @Kivrin: I totally agree about The Sopranos, my husband loved it but I couldn't get into it because I hated the characters. But I love Mad Men even though the only character I really like is Peggy. I think some of them - not Roger though - have redeeming qualities. Even Pete, who I hate.
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    Edited by Maritsa at 08/16/09 2:26 PM Maritsa was starred Maritsa was unstarred
    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    District 9 was incredible. I highly recommend.
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    Image of Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum
    08/16/09

    @Never_Nude: Amen - but the crazy hand-held camera effects gave me motion sickness. Blergh.
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    TildeMarks promoted this comment Lorem Ipsum was starred Lorem Ipsum was unstarred
    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    08/16/09

    @Lorem Ipsum: I agree, the cinema verite style is a little overwhelming for me. The transition from one type of film to another in the middle was also a little 'blah' and draggy, imho. Still a great movie.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    08/16/09

    @Never_Nude: I'm going to see it in an hour and I'm so excited!
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    Image of anibundel anibundel
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    Posh Spice is apparently personally managed by Simon Fuller, who is now the head honcho at idol since Nigel left to concentrate on SYTYCD prior to this last season. Fuller is responsible for all the terrible changes they made this last season, chief among them the addition of the fourth judge. I totally see him ramming Posh into Paula's empty slot to finally get her a career state-side. Sad Face.
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    Oh, Amy. Stay away from Blake!
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    Speidi,
    As a member of team cake, I feel it is my duty to ask you to cease and desist dragging cake into your pictures and stories. Not ALL publicity is good publicity, you know.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    Wow. Giving your spouse a (most likely free) copy of your Playboy issue.

    Now that is love.
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    Image of tirso tirso
    08/16/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: at least she didn't give one to her in-laws.
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    femputer promoted this comment Edited by tirso at 08/16/09 11:26 AM tirso was starred tirso was unstarred
    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    08/16/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: Speidi: keeping it klassy.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/16/09

    @tirso: Oh god, I forgot about that. I also remember hearing at one point that some of the centerfolds give copies to their parents. I know people have close relationships with their parents, but that's a bit too close.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    08/16/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: She really should have gotten that thing printed onto an afghan.
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    Image of Nariel Nariel
    08/16/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
    Why does Spencer need yet another copy of it? I'm sure the 27 framed copies in their house, not including the life-sized one above their Holy Christian Multi-Orgasmic Marital Bed, are sufficient.
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    femputer promoted this comment Nariel was starred Nariel was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Russell Brand, stop making me like you right now!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    tyra's show is sooooooooooooo ricki lake with better hair and makeup.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/04/09

    In reply to Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
    Other nominations for WTF moments in recent movies:


    Quantum of Solace: Bond villian's master plan is buying water


    Tropic Thunder: Director stands on landmine.


    He's Just Not That Into You: He was!

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/04/09

    @brinkswomanship: He's Just Not That Into You: He was!


    Oh daaaang! SPOILERS! Woe and betide! That movie is now forever ruined for me! Oh dear!

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/04/09

    @brinkswomanship: Slumdog Millionaire's end credits. I'm not sure if this was a good or bad WTF.
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