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How Alcohol Has Ruined Potato Chips For One Woman... And Other Tragedies
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12/31/08
Just typing those last two words is making me shudder violently.
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Fourteen years later, I still pick the cheese off my pizza as a result. I typically stayed away from it in college. Yes. No pizza. In college.
Food fail.
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Oh and for the record-My wino friend got hold of me earlier this year and I drank more pink truck than anyone ever should. The next day...well. The next day included wine vomit, wine diarrhea, and the smell of putrid wine in my nostrils and sinus cavities. It was the 2nd worst sick of my life, the first being nuclear food poisoning from a roastbeef sandwich.
Oh and also, drinking half a bottle of fancy organic vodka made me barf up sushi. That was pretty bad.
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SO sad, because it is so delicious. But never.again.
Also kashi almond granola bars, binged on those once drunk, puked them up. I bought one a year later and it tasted how it had tasted coming up.
AInd finally, cream soda.
12/30/08
That shit tastes the same as how paint thinner smells, especially coming back up.
Oh and I have a weird aversion to spaghetti marinara after contracting food poisoning from it in Germany. I refused to eat the sausage in tomato broth I was offered as a 'vegetarian option' when I was on tour there, and my one meal in four days was said spaghetti at a roadside diner. How the fuck can you get food poisoning from spaghetti in sauce! My friends said it was God telling me to eat meat...But I got them back by puking in the bus. Double edged sword for teh win!!!
12/30/08
As a teenager i once got very very very sick from Sangria - seriously to this day if i so much as see fruit pieces floating about in a punch bowl i feel a bit sick blergh!
12/30/08
Don't forget the extra G!
Ugh Greggs is so disgusting. The inside of their pasties looks like sick to begin with, I can only imagine what it looks like as actual vomit...
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aged 14.
I drank a mugful of Black Bush in about 20 minutes, threw up on myself at a friend's house and to hide the smell of vomit, she poured instant coffee granules over the sick and me. I have never drunk whiskey since and I'm none too fond of coffee...
12/30/08
I had an opportunity to eat it at Xmas (and in Paris no less, where it is awesome!), and had to decline. This aversion better wear off!
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Wow, I hope that my daughter doesn't find out anything about 1996 and her mummy till I'm dead.