This English town looks like a dick.

Anyone who has been to a Jesus-based church wedding knows that the Bible says love is patient, love is kind, love lasts forever. Etc etc etc. But here's another love is that you won't hear uttered from behind a pulpit: Love is 365 artfully rendered dicks on a whiteboard.

A condom company has lovingly compiled a state-by-state ranking of dick size based on sales of large-sized condoms. Congratulations, North Dakota (Dickota?). Condolences, Mississippi.

Women love big dicks, or so says the findings of a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Women who have "frequent vaginal orgasms" are more likely to climax with larger penises. But then, you'd have to believe that vaginal orgasms (as opposed to clitoral orgasms) are even a thing—the concept has been …

In today's Self-Fulfilling Prophesy news, researchers have found that men who don't need Viagra but take it anyway because they like how hard it makes their penises are dooming themselves to a future of self-doubt and the sexual floundering that comes with underconfidence. I guess in that way, recreational Viagra…

Happy Friday morning, everyone!

"A comparison of the 2008 population - using data from a variety of sources - with the first census in 1881 shows that the number of Cocks has shrunk by 75%" [Times of London]