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New York, 3:52 AM
Sun Dec 6
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    "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    This guy gets a patent and a product that actually sells?


    Where is the justice for worthy products?


    Where is BulletBall?

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    Image of Atsumi Atsumi
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    If I was about to give a guy a blowjob and he was like "just a minute, I need my CockBib." I would leave that instant.
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    05/22/09

    @Atsumi: i would laugh... if he returned yielding said cockbib, i might fall off the bed laughing... if he insisted upon using it, i would say thanks for the laughs and walk out the door.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    How much you want to bet he still assumes owmen will swallow? But no saliva! Please!


    Dude, if you want anonymous, impersonal blowjobs withminimal skin-to-skin contact, try a glory hole.


    (Also, Jezebel, do you get as many nasty 'Oh teh femminists!' letters as feministing.com?)

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    Image of sybann sybann
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    Stupid asshole - we've been sleeping in wet spots for hundreds of thousands of years. Wussy.
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    Image of Political Party Girl Political Party Girl
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    I think now would be a good time to introduce my new invention: The Splooge Shield (TM). Tired of getting splooge on your face, in your hair, in your eye? Are you too lazy to get up and grab a towel? Try our patented Splooge Shield! Guaranteed to save you from your man's spunk every time or your money back!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    Does anyone else think he threw in the "for my wife" bit as an afterthought? Y'know, to make himself seem more credible? Because I've never heard any guy complain about excessive spit during a bj. Teeth, sure, but I've never heard, "Oh, gross! It's too wet and slippery! And it's dripping down into my pubes EEEWWWW!" There's actually a joke I heard somewhere that goes "What do you call a bad blow job? Wonderful." So yeah. Does not compute, here.


    And if any dude ever complained about technique to his partner during or after oral, his beej privileges should be suspended until he learns to appreciate the fact that someone is willing to suck his cock.

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    Image of Political Party Girl Political Party Girl
    05/22/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I'm all for constructive criticism, but really? "Here honey, you're all slobbery when you're going down on me, so next time, let's use this CockBib that says, "Free Rides on Da Baloney Pony!"
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    Image of sassy sassy
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    Guy, if your sheets are so nasty that you don't want them near your balls, maybe you should wash them more regularly.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    So what is it? A serious tool or a novelty gag that will make you laugh?


    I have a problem with people who have a problem with Feminists. That burns my cookies.

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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    I would never deal with a guy that wore one of those. Who wants someone that is so uptight about sex? It's saliva dude. Calm down.
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    Image of vivianthelibrarian vivianthelibrarian
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    "It would be disgusting to ask a man to keep on some dirty wet underwear or wipe his wet balls off with the corner of a f*cking sheet."


    You know what else might be kind of disgusting? Putting a dick in my MOUTH. Shut up CockBib guy, it was kind of funny as a novelty, but then you had to go getting all serious.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/22/09

    @vivianthelibrarian: seriously. I didn't really care that much, I just assumed it was some lame novelty party item, but then he wrote that assy email.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    Asshats that complain about the inevitable messiness of a blowjob WILL NEVER GET ONE FROM ME, nor should they from anyone. You are not deserving of a blowjob.


    What a fucking pansy.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    Yeah, maybe this is just me but I don't like, drool a quart of saliva when I'm giving head...just throwing that out there.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    Cockbib is henceforth being added to my vernacular. As in, "god, don't be such a cockbib" when someone whines about a basic, everyday part of life that the vast majority of people have no problem handling.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    05/22/09

    @Jello Mix lives in Jezebel's basement: Awesome-- I'll join you in trying to bring this into the contemporary lexicon. Maybe we should start with an Urban Dictionary entry.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    05/22/09

    @mysterygirl: I'm on it!
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/22/09

    @mysterygirl: Yes! All jezzies vote it up! Pm me if you get it started!
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    05/22/09

    @Jello Mix lives in Jezebel's basement: And it's submitted and under review by the editors. I'll post again when it's been approved with the direct link.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    05/22/09

    @Jello Mix lives in Jezebel's basement: It's been published. It will appear in the next few days on this page: [www.urbandictionary.com]
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    And I HAVE gone to sleep in wet panties. Fucker.
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    05/22/09

    In reply to "It Would Be Disgusting To Wipe Wet Balls Off With The Corner Of A F*cking Sheet"
    In the time it takes to fasten this bib around your dick, you can get up and go find a towel. And YES, its really off-putting if you whip this bib out before you get a blow job.


    Might as well hang a sign around your neck that says "Don't Blow Me"

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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/22/09

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Just skip the middle man and hang it around your dick.
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