Non-Melty Makeup for Gross Outdoor Music Fests in 25 Harrowing Steps
Went to Coachella, dudes, and this is what I did to my face. It's a lot! I apologize in advance, but as I've said before, I don't like looking extra-hideous next to perfect baby models hanging out in the VIP rose garden. The following is the amount of work it takes to just look regular-hideous. It's important to check…
Madonna Kissed Drake and Drake Hated Just About Every Second Of It

During a performance of “Human Nature” last night at Coachella, Madonna approached Drake from behind, kissed him on the mouth, and kept kissing him on the mouth while everyone in the audience screamed for various reasons. Based on his behavior immediately before and after Madonna’s lips formed an airtight seal on his…
Watch Azealia Banks Perform 'Heavy Metal and Reflective' at Coachella
For all of her bizarre antics and the flack she gets (from us, sometimes, too), Banks looks genuinely happy and radiant performing on stage—good for her.
Beyoncé Has Been Coachella-fied
#Coachella fashion has officially become its own aesthetic. The millions of marketing dollars spent convincing the Youth of America that “festival” is a season and comes with its own dress code actually worked and Beyoncé, who would ideally be impervious to this corporate deception, has been bitten by the Coachella…
Steely Danned for The Very First Time: A Conversation
During our drive to Coachella, Kara and I were trying to create some sort of game plan for the weekend. Who were we most excited to see? Who could we skip? Even though I’d seen them just a few months ago, I insisted that we go to Steely Dan because they are so excellent. And that’s when I found out Judge Kara Brown…
DJ Ansolo Is the Best Mentor a Young EDM Producer Could Ask For
In today’s Tweet Beat, DJ Ansolo gives some extremely important advice, Sarah Silverman is a gentleman, and Jax goes to Coachella and if Kara doesn’t find him her coworkers will be VERY upset.
H&M's Coachella Line is Everything Wrong with 'Coachella Style'
Fashion, at its best, is about fantasy. And at its worst—it's about that, too. It fails in the moments where the concept of something supersedes its functionality, its aesthetic merit, or both. Fantasy, if half-baked and gestural, can be fashion's undoing. This is nowhere more apparent than in H&M's recently released
Take That Dot Off Your Forehead and Quit Trying to Make Bindis Happen
Another year, another Coachella, another trend mired in cultural appropriation. It's the true circle of life. You can almost watch the fixed gears of hipster logic grind: Now that Native American headdresses are offensive, we need to snatch some cool novelty from another culture. And so it came to be that bindis…

