Jameis Winston Threatens to Sue CNN Over Showing Documentary About Campus Rape
Days before CNN is scheduled to air The Hunting Ground, a well-received documentary about campus rape, Jameis Winston is alleging that the film is defamatory.
Ben Carson Insists He Tried to Stab a Guy When He Was 14, Despite Mounting Evidence He's Lying
Best-case scenario: Ben Carson tried to stab someone. Alternate scenario: Ben Carson has been lying for years about trying to stab someone when he was 14, a kind of extreme knives-to-surgical-riches story that’s now falling apart when the gentlest breeze is blown upon it.
Shaun King Posts Bitter Exchange With Don Lemon's Booker, Promptly Gets His Account Suspended
On Wednesday, New York Daily News reporter Shaun King was asked to appear on CNN with Don Lemon via email. He declined, rather emphatically: “I will never appear anywhere with Don for the rest of my natural life.” King then posted the email exchange on Twitter and Facebook and promptly received cease and desist…
CNN Pretty Sure Jimmy Fallon Has Some Kind of Problem, But That's None of Their Business...
Jimmy Fallon has had some trouble with his hands lately. First he suffered a ring avulsion (google it) after a run-in with a braided rug over the summer, and just a few days ago the late night comedian injured his finger after cutting it on a bottle of Jäger. That’s worrying, yes, but no one is as worried about Fallon…
Hillary Clinton Literally LOLs When Asked About Her Damn Emails
In a moment that will surely make its way into a Republican candidate’s attack ad, CNN’s Jake Tapper asked Hillary Clinton about her private email server during a Friday interview. He led in with a reference to Bernie Sanders and his “ya damn emails” remark, causing Clinton to start laughing uncontrollably.
Thirsty-Ass CNN Has an Extra Debate Podium for Non-Candidate Joe Biden
The first Democratic primary debate takes place on Tuesday and by the way, did you know that three other people who aren’t Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are running?
CNN Has an Interesting Take on the Arrest of a 14-Year-Old Clockmaking Boy
Wednesday morning, Texas ninth grader Ahmed Mohamed brought a homemade clock to school to show to his teachers. However, an English teacher thought it was a bomb and Mohamed was arrested shortly after. Since then, Mohamed has been invited to the White House, Facebook, Google, and multiple universities for being such a…
Donald Trump Advises Pope Francis
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Reminder: Donald Trump Is a Tremendous Idiot
In a recent interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper, presidential hopeful Donald Trump totally showed his ass when asked for his stances on trade, gay marriage, global warning, and global politics.
Killer Mike Pans Geraldo and Wolf Blitzer's Baltimore Coverage
Killer Mike is directing some very necessary criticism at Geraldo Rivera and Wolf Blitzer regarding their reportage of the Baltimore protests.
Erin Burnett: Calling Sorority Sisters 'Gang Members' Was an Accident
On Thursday night, Erin Burnett apologized for the wrong thing. Earlier this week, the CNN anchor appeared to call members of Zeta Phi Beta sorority “gang members” as footage of a Baltimore Town Hall meeting on Tuesday rolled.
Jon Stewart Rips CNN For Ignoring Protests in Favor of Black Tie WHCD
Last night, The Daily Show covered CNN’s horrendous coverage of the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, which took place at the same time protests were erupting in Baltimore following the funeral of Freddie Gray.
Life Is Meaningless: Poll Finds Fox News Is the Most Trusted Network
The results of a new Quinnipac University poll are just the kind of thing you want to hear as election season ramps up: more U.S. voters said they trusted the news coverage provided by Fox News than NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN.
CNN: Ladies, ISIS Is Coming for You With Kittens, Nutella, Fun Emojis
On Wednesday morning, CNN focused on the real targets of ISIS aggression: Western women.
This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends
Thirty-four years ago, at the launch of Ted Turner's Cable News Network, the founder made a grandiose and specific promise about his newly created round-the-clock operation. "Barring satellite problems, we won't be signing off until the world ends," Turner declared. And in anticipation, he prepared a final video…
Here's Princeton Mom Calling College Rape a 'Learning Experience'
Susan Patton, a.k.a. Princeton Mom, is still out here with her nuanced take on gender and relationship issues. As you may recall, previous greatest hits included: date rape isn't real, sex work is gross, and, of course, spinsterhood is the single most terrifying fate that can possibly befall a woman. CNN did a…
Janice Dickinson: I Want Bill Cosby to Admit He Is a Pig and a Monster
On CNN Monday, Janice Dickinson got highly emotional while discussing her alleged rape by Bill Cosby, saying, "I don't know how to process this. I don't know how to process these emotions," before breaking down in tears.
Joan Rivers Walks Out On CNN Interview, Claims She’s Not Mean
If Joan Rivers is simply drumming up attention for her new book, she's doing a damn fine job at it. On the heels of the "tranny" slur she tossed in Michelle Obama's direction, she appeared on CNN with Fredricka Whitfield to discuss her book—only to storm off set within a couple minutes.
"Girls in Nigeria are my sisters, and it's my responsibility that I speak up for my sisters." — Malala Yousafzai, to CNN's Christiane Amanpour. Click here for the full video.
