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Fri Dec 25
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12/23/09
That seemed to be appropriate. Also, I love Penny.
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12/22/09
..... youre crazy!
12/22/09
But women don't really call their male exes crazy. Not even when they beat them up or threaten to kill them.
12/22/09
12/22/09
But he might consider me crazy after I ask "What the fuck is wrong with you?" in response to nightly calls and wanting kids after a WEEK (rly, wtf??).
12/22/09
"I cheated on her with her cousin and then she just went CRAZY!"
It's an attempt to slowly inch responsibility away...
12/23/09
There are definitely crazy women out there, but I think the word's lost all meaning through overuse by douchey guys (hint: If every single one of your 12 exes was crazy, you might just be the problem). And I rarely hear it used, though I know it is, by my female friends who have actual exes with psychotic stalker tendencies.
12/23/09
12/22/09
He even says it in the book " But before all the women reading this march down Fifth Avenue with signs that say the stupid came first, remember one thing: Stupid can be cured. But crazy is often forever. That's right. Men can get less stupid. It's an arduous process, no doubt, that requires many, many hours of dedicated learning. But it's still easier than getting less crazy. And yet, that's what a woman must attempt in order to do her part to bridge the divide with her man. "
I just googled the books to find two excerpts, both of which were written by the guy half, and he comes across as selfish rather than stupid. The first excerpt is how she comes home from work on day and he hands her the chapter of a yet unmentioned book all about her loved one's quirks and his issues in the relationship. It isn't idiocy to think that isn't going to sting, it is self involvement. I'm sure if you asked him how he'd react to that if his girlfriend had done the same thing, he's admit he wouldn't react well but instead it just become a joke as she goes loony.
The second excerpt is about girls he liked in junior high and college and ends with her asking how hot the girl was, supposedly a typical female response. Its not a typical response, it is crazy. So either his girlfriend is atypical crazy or they are pairing serious anecdotes on his side with intentionally crazy answers on hers. Either way, I'm annoyed.
12/22/09
My dating life royally sucks.
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12/23/09
Then we know the context of crazy and stupid.
12/22/09
12/22/09
Or guy will lie about his plans saying he has to visit his grandma in the hospital because he doesn't want to go to the ballet (which only chicks like, duh) and he'll actually go to the ball game, but she'll see him on the news because he caught a home run in the stands. Hi-jinx ensue! And I'm sure she'll cry cuz chicks are emotional and shit.
12/23/09
12/22/09
It is the sound of every sane woman who studied film, media, screenwriting, creative writing, and/or consumer of media who hopes that the tide of bullshit will turn.
It is the sound of collective brains exploding. In rage. In despair. In jesus fuck of shit fuck-it-allery.
Merry Christmas, holes. Luv ya, Hollywood.
12/22/09
12/22/09
*snorts derisively*
12/22/09
That'd be kind of an awesome sci-fi movie.
12/22/09
12/17/09
Many years ago I had gotten in trouble in high school and was suspended for a week. At that time I could not understand how people can be sympathetic to my side of the story yet not lessen my punishment.
I understand now that consequences are separate from however people may feel about you. The fact is, you do something sh*tty and you'll have to deal with it, simple as that.
12/17/09
This was a test that he failed. It's a basic test involving violence and alcohol.
He will have a great deal of time to think about that while he is stewing in the rubber room. That place is teacher purgatory. I'm guessing with this on his record, he'll be in there for a long long time.
12/17/09
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12/17/09
"Nik, first off I think thedirty.com is the sh*t! I know we are not boys or anything but all my friends are huge fans of your site my man. I need to call in a favor on this one, can you remove that little clip you have of me punching that b*tch in the mouth. I am a school teacher in NYC and I just made a bad choice on a really bad day. The frustrating part of all this is that not one person has even asked to hear my side. A man can only be pushed so far before he snaps. If you could do that I would really appreciate it. I saw you were in Jersey a few weeks back fisting pumping like a guido! You need to get your ass back to Jersey so we can fist pump together! I would love to sit down over a beer and tell you what this b*tch did to me that just drove me over the edge, you won’t believe it. Brad."
In other news: fuck you, Brad Ferro.
12/17/09
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12/17/09
If this is what he does in front of the fucking cameras, imagine what a charmer he must be in private, along with that simian pater familias he's got.