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    Like A Virgin

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    Even with the vag rejuvenation media frenzy, I have a feeling American tastes are much closer to yearly boob jobs for the hubby's birthday. But whatever turns you on. And by 'you' I clearly mean 'him,' not the person actually getting the possibly life-threatening surgery.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    OW!! OW OW OW!! OWWCCHHH!!! What the? Why? How is that a good gift? How is that good, period? Christ! My own whory old vagina just cringed! Good God, why would anyone...???


    Anyway my anniversary gift to Mr. Foibles is a card. And maybe a blowjob, if I feel like it. Not a new hymen. Maybe I'm a lousy SO. Oh wait, no. I'm just not into elective vaginal reconstructive surgery aka ladybit-tampering.

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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    See, I always thought that part of the obsession with the woman being a virgin on the man's part was that she had never been with another man, so she wouldn't know if he was absolute crap in bed, had a tiny peen, etc. The operation would not fix any of that.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    an annual present? What ever happened to gift cards, ties, sports paraphenlia...etc?
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    My vagina actually contracted from fear all on it's own when I read that.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    Like a virgin.... touched for the 6th time!
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    Image of PinkSoxHat PinkSoxHat
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    Ladies, that's a dealbreaker.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/19/09

    @PinkSoxHat: Shut it down!
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    06/19/09

    @PinkSoxHat:


    Yeah, he thinks he deserves a vajayjay upgrade; he doesn't. He's not Tom Brady. Shut it down. Deal breaker.

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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    What annual present does he give her?
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    06/19/09

    @dancerevolution: Hopefully new bedsheets to replace the bloodstained ones...
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    Image of hfree hfree
    06/19/09

    @dancerevolution: Lingerie to wearing the annual "deflowering" of course.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    06/19/09

    @hfree: "to wear at the annual. . .". Gah.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/19/09

    @dancerevolution: a solid cherry poppin'!


    /sarcasm???

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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/19/09

    @dancerevolution: apparently a painful fuck.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/19/09

    @dancerevolution: Novocaine?
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    06/19/09

    @dancerevolution: The gift of his penis, silly.
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    Image of recidivicious recidivicious
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    Every exclamation of disbelief popping into my head right now seems woefully inadequate for the extent of wtf-ery that this is.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/19/09

    @recidivicious: popping interesting choice, recidivicious.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    How about they request that the patriarchy stop placing importance on virginity?
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    06/19/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Novel idea that.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/19/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): but then by what standards would they judge the innocence and purity - and hence worthiness - of young women who they might marry? There must be some kind of litmus test!
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    I can think of better birthday/anniversay presents to give my loved other than wrapping my insides with tissue for his penis to puncture. Yes, I had to say it like that.


    Also, why was this woman's name made public?

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    And to think, all these years my annual present to my husband has been along the lines of a tie from TJ Maxx.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/19/09

    @BabyJane: Mine are usually in the form of some voucher, and he sometimes forgets to redeem them. This reminds me he didn't get his b-day present (April)


    When I go back home, I'll give my hubs a big hug.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/19/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Big hugs are always a good idea.

    @Wibbles: Ha, I'll have to remember that one

    @curiousgeorgiana: I should probably schedule a boob job or something to make it up to him?
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    Image of vivianthelibrarian vivianthelibrarian
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    What?...What? This makes no sense. Her husband has slept with her, he's aware she is no longer a virgin, right? Fetishizing actual virginity is one thing. Fetisizing your own wifes' medically constructed virginity is a whole different kind of weird. And sure why not put her life in danger so you can break into her vagina with your penis half a dozen times?
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    Image of royaume de coeur royaume de coeur
    06/19/09

    @vivianthelibrarian: It really bothers me to use the term "virginity." An intact hymen does not equal virginity. If so, I lost my virginity when I was 9, riding a horse.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    06/19/09

    @royaume de coeur: Yeah, exactly. This isn't restoring virginity as such, unless you define virginity as exclusively an intact hymen. If that were the case, we'd have no male virgins and I am one of many woman who was born a non-virgin.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    "Pimp My Vadge" is the best tag I've ever seen.
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    Image of newyorkette newyorkette
    06/19/09

    In reply to Like A Virgin
    JESUS. She must really love her husband.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    06/19/09

    @newyorkette:


    If that's love, then count me out.

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