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    Forbidden, Um, Fruit

    New Freedom Maxi Pads Let You Watch TV On The Beach

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    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    My figure cannot be controlled! it is a wild, untamed ... oh, nevermind.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    Well, you do need to drink the blood of virgins to keep up your youthful appearance...
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    Image of Irksome Irksome
    12/14/09

    @femme-bot: Don't be ridiculous, you don't have to drink it, just bathe in it.
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    Image of Norma Neufner Lady Officer Norma Neufner Lady Officer
    12/14/09

    @femme-bot: I've been using babies blood...good for the skin and the figure.
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    femme-bot promoted this comment Norma Neufner Lady Officer was starred Norma Neufner Lady Officer was unstarred
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    12/14/09

    @Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Oh please. Darling, unless you skin the babies first, then put the blood though a strainer, you're drinking too much fat.
    Personally, I enjoy a "bloody baby". Baby blood, tomato juice, vodka, and embellishments. It's DELIGHTFUL.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    Nice long johns!
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/14/09

    @sassyredhead: If someone can look sexy in longjohns, then her body must be rockin'.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    Hold up. You mean to tell me that portion control and calorie restriction can lead to weight loss?! Blowing my mind over here, Motts.
     Reply
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/14/09

    In reply to New Freedom Maxi Pads Let You Watch TV On The Beach
    It's not better than the Diva Cup. I love my Diva Cup, because I have heavy periods and I barely feel anything there. AHHHHH. If only the high dose painkillers would work for the pain...
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    Image of spamanda spamanda
    12/14/09

    @DutchessOfDork: I love mine, too. It's even more discreet, in that I can wear it if I even THINK I'm going to get my period, and then not worry for the rest of the day.
    Do you think we can watch movies on the beach while wearing it?
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    Image of Sadako Sadako
    12/14/09

    @spamanda: For the most part I love tampons because they're so comfy but I hate not being able to put one in when I start to feel crampy but haven't started bleeding yet. Sometimes I get that "period feel" a day or two before it starts and it's either go around with a pad on or risk staining my undies while I wait for the actual blood to start before putting the tampon in. One more reason to think about investing in DivaCup!
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    spamanda promoted this comment Sadako was starred Sadako was unstarred
    Image of spamanda spamanda
    12/14/09

    @Sadako: It's a wonderful investment! I've had mine for three years now. Keep in mind that there are a lot of different kinds of cups, the diva is actually one of the longer ones, so you might want to do some research before you choose one to spend money on.
    *the more you know!*
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/14/09

    @spamanda: I got it at the Condom Shack and the girl there explained everything to me (including how to put it in). Bless you Condom Shack!
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    12/14/09

    @spamanda: Yes. Yes we can :D
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/14/09

    In reply to New Freedom Maxi Pads Let You Watch TV On The Beach
    Why is a maxi pad commercial set to the soundtrack of 'Halloween'?
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/14/09

    In reply to New Freedom Maxi Pads Let You Watch TV On The Beach
    Does anyone remember the plastic holders for tampons? They held 2 at a time and looked like a glasses case. It's where I hid my pot in high-school. My mom just figured it was tampons and never got any wiser. I still have one today and it still holds the weed.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/14/09

    @sassyredhead: Heh. Yes. They sell Klassy tampon holders now - I saw one in a store that had clossione butterflies on it.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/14/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Please tell me that is not an adolescent boy attempting to be a young George Michael. I mean, I love GM with the fire of a thousand suns, but--forgive me for saying this--homeboy looks like he just gave a rim job to an exhaust pipe. Shudder...
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    12/14/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    George Michael and Andrew Ridgely (?) called - they want their stagewear back.
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    Image of tammygarrison tammygarrison
    12/14/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Oh man, if I was a dude, and I got one of these jackets... I can't even tell you how much Hulk rage I'd have.
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    Image of SidheDragon SidheDragon
    12/14/09

    @tammygarrison: yeah, but how mad would you be if someone rubbed a little dirt on your upper lip to mimic a mustache?
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    12/14/09

    @SidheDragon: Ok, all-around, dirt smudge and all, if I was that dude in that ad, I'd be all "HULK SMASHHHH!"
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Oh come on guys! It says right in the ad the this is "very popular with the trendy 'rock and roll' crowd".

    You are all just jealous because you are not popular with the trendy 'rock and roll' crowd. Stop hatin' on that jacket! It's all kinds of 80's awesome!
     Reply
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    I was trying to decide whether I ever saw an actual guy wearing something like this when I was thirteen, or was it just something I saw Mackenzie Astin wearing on The Facts of Life.
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    I made one of these, but it was for me.

    Anything bedazzled still gets a second look from me, indicating that most of my fashion sense came from the 80s. Which may or may not be bad...
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Maybe he just wanted to go to the mall, with Robin Sparkles
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/13/09

    @Casquivana: Jinx!
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    12/13/09

    @Dodgergirl: Mutual jinx! Perfectly understandable, because ...At the mall, having fun, is what it's all aboat!
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    He looks like he's ready to go to the mall.

    Today.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/13/09

    @Dodgergirl: Oh! Oh!
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/13/09

    @Dodgergirl: Not as effective without the picture (which will hopefully show up here)
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