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Khloe's Getting Married
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Kim Kardashian Opens Up About O.J. Simpson
Barbara To Kim Kardashian: "So If You Get Paid To Show Up At A Party…What Do You Have To Do With…The Butt?"
Never Before Seen Footage: Kim Kardsashian's Butt Crack
Keeping Up With The Kardashians Goes Out With A Bang
Kim Kardashian Is Keeping Up With Her Cellulite
Kardashian Sisters Laugh In Kim's "Ugly Face"
Kim Kardashian Filmed Giving Blows Of A Different Kind
The Kardashian Sisters Make Self-Defense Lessons Sexy, Slightly Inappropriate
Kardashian & Jenner Step-Siblings Had Inappropriate Crushes On Each Other
The Kardashian Sisters Talk Sex Toys And Tampons
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Is Wishing She Had Sex Tape Right About Now

Kardashian Sisters Hit Cabo, Frolic With Seaside Flasher
Superrich Expected To Be Super Generous This Year, Reports WSJ
Kim Kardashian: "Everyone Takes Sex Pictures With Their Boyfriends"
Kardashian Sisters Befriend Homeless Man, Make Him Go Away
Kourtney Kardashian Isn't Knocked Up; The Family Celebrates In Vegas
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
"The wedding you didn't see coming...unless you go to the grocery store or watch any of our other shows or read any celebrity tabloids or the internet in which case you probably already saw all the pictures."
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Ultraprison!
10/06/09

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"The wedding you didn't see coming"... because they got engaged like ten minutes ago. It was a hit-and-wed.
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Triana Orpheus
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
I want to watch this and match up the the taped walkie-talkie script directions with the action on the screen, just so I know what's ad-libbed and what's scripted.
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Armed with Vitriol
10/06/09

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I wish these three would fall off the face of the Earth. What have they done for society save make really bad reality television and even worse sex tapes?
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missing_piece
10/06/09

@Cherry Blossom Girl: Didn't they clean up a homeless guy once?

Done and done.
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SevenNationArmy
10/06/09

@missing_piece: Yeah man, they took him to the dentist to get new teef!
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TexasCrude
10/06/09

@SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes: And Bruce was only a little mad when the girls gave him his shirts!
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BeckySharper
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
How soon after this airs will they file for divorce?

Anyone want to start a pool? I'll put in $10 to start: by New Year.
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Porcelina
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: $20 I give it til March.
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pureblarney
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: Damn, that's a good guess. I'll put in $20 for "by the time they finish taping this season." Khloe gots to have a kliffhanger!
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That-Dude
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: I think you actually have to sign your marriage license before you get a divorce.
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Maritsa
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: Depends on whether she gets pregnant or not. If she does, I give it a year and a half, if not, I'll go with March too.
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LaComtesse
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: They're probably filming it right now...

I give it between 18 months and 2 years.
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BeckySharper
10/06/09

@That-Dude: Should we say married/annulled just to cover all the bases?
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heykoukla
10/06/09

@Maritsa: No, she won't be allowed to get pregnant this season. That's Kourtney's story arc.
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Bunsen Honeydew
10/06/09

@Maritsa: Oh see that's tricky though. With normal people, I would shoot for a 6-7 months in split because he's "not understanding her needs and he's not a real man" and jazz, and then a reunion at the birth of the child (followed by a split a year and a half later for real)

But this is Kardashian land. Didn't one of the other K-girls realize she was pregnant by surprise a month ago? And now look at her in the wedding pictures? HOW WAS THAT PREGNANCY A SURPRISE - You practically have a five year old in your uterus and the rest of you has not grown? Did she just think she ate too many doritos? Did she magically move from trimester one to three in the course of a week? These are not normal people so I cannot place a bet.
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BeckySharper
10/06/09

@Maritsa: Anytime someone gets pregnant, all the dates get moved ahead by 12 months.

I confess, I have participated in pools like this before, so I know all the rules.
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Red-headed bookworm
03/24/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Blah, I watched this show for the first time when it was the episode she went to jail. Seriously, she is gorgeous and seems like she would be fun to hang out with. She was sorry for the DUI and I loved when she told off the jerk papparazzi. She so does not need to lose weight.
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Scout
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
I HATE PETA....but Khloe's ad is SMOKING HOT...she looks like a lioness with booty

I'm telling you, the days of girls like me (long , tall and skinny) are going out of fashion and I am quite happy about it...brng back the Botticelli
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sybann
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Hey Bruce? You might wanna stop the plastic surgery. YOU look ridiculous.
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Mama Penguino
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
I want to punch the shit out of the guy who keeps saying, "Drop the robe."
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CherriSpryte
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Holy crap - if Bruce Jenner was my father and I looked like Khloe, I'd've throttled him. Seriously. I may have yelled at my TV last night while watching. Its not even like she asked his damn opinion! Yay for the little sister, though.
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Beat Girl
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Isn't this site above insulting his looks as rebuttal? Can't we take the moral highground?
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Santos L Halper
03/23/09

@Beat Girl is screaming into the abyss: Yeah, it seems a little counterproductive. He gave some great ammunition, but people keep firing the wrong gun.
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LaFemme
03/23/09

@Beat Girl is screaming into the abyss: Well, you could argue that his looks are the result of terrible elective surgery and probably thousands of dollars worth of injections, and as a result he looks unnatural and freaky. Coming from that point of view, him insulting what here genes gave her is not the same as insulting the disfiguring alterations he has done to his own face. It's like Jocelyn Wildenstein (aka Cat Woman) telling a young woman that she should really consider a nosejob or else she probably wont be considered beautiful.
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merv
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Stevie, from Eastbound and Down, wears black to express his inner rage.
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argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
i've always felt for khloe on this front.

i'm the 'ugly' sister in my family, and it really sucked growing up (i'm used to it and it hurts less now.) i can't imagine how much more infinitely shitty that would have been if i'd had to do it with people who don't even know me tearing apart my appearance and behavior on a near constant basis.

also? i never liked bruce jenner. now i know why.
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
03/23/09

@argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?:yea, me too. Khloe and I are kindred. my little brother and little sisters are models (LITERALLY! my sister's 19 - 5'10" size 2- my brother is 15 6,2" basketball scholarship, very athletic) and I'm the oldest and (comparatively) short and a tad overweight (22, 5,6" and I'm not saying what size I wear)...

and no one in my family can stop talking about it - so I feel for Khloe BIG TIME.
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vanka-vstanka
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
I just watched this. I felt really really bad for Khloe when she was reading Perez. I think this show often reminds people that HEY, if you post something mean about a celebrity on the internet, there is a good chance they will read it. Being in the public eye does not cut off your internet privileges nor the habit of googling oneself.
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Easybreezy
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
I love the little sis standing up to Bruce. Hell yeah!
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Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
If you have to precede whatever statement with "I'll get shot for bringing this up BUT" or any variation thereof, maybe you should hold that thought.
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cirocco
03/24/09

@HanaMaru: Puts me in mind of the oft-uttered Jez truism: If you have to start your comment with "I probably shouldn't say this, but..." then you probably shouldn't freakin' say it! Gawd!

Seriously, I am never eating Wheaties again.
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quatrevingtquatre
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Khloe, dearest, you should ignore any advice about your looks from someone who cannot properly move their facial muscles due to extreme amounts of botox/plastic surgery.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
03/23/09

@thatonegirlsays: No kidding. He has enough image issues to fill a magazine rack. He doesn't need to be doling out advice to anyone.
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greengrey
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Random question: but do/did any of the sisters go to college? Maybe she wouldn't be so hung up on her body if she had real marketable skills?
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Laulau
03/23/09

@greengrey: Quick google, since I was curious. Looks like Kourtney graduated from U-Arizona, but didn't see anything on Kim or Khloe.

I've seen a sufficient number of severely eating disordered women on top-twenty college campuses to doubt that education/skills help much. But I certainly think hearing the criticism at home is a serious freaking problem. I also wonder if, in some ways, it's the curse of being pretty - all of the Kardashian sisters are frankly beautiful, and if that is the focus your whole life, I could see how you'd start to see that as your only worth.
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greengrey
03/23/09

@Laulau: @Rosaxe: Of course college doesn't always give a person wonderful body image; but Khloe does seem like she has a brain, going to college (and possibly law school) would probably do a lot for her confidence. If you're in a position where you focus on your brains (as opposed to the one she's in focusing in her looks 100% of the time), you find that there's a lot more worth (especially in the long run) in that.

Women who's bodies/looks are the be all end all of their existence (even if they are stunning) are going to have a tough time aging. And eventually, a tough time getting paid for being pretty.

Pretty = depreciating asset/"skill".

Not to mention, her parents DO have the money for school/grad school; it just seems like a waste. My parents would MURDER me if I wasn't going to school and just taking pretty pictures.

I am too emotionally invested in the Kardashians, lol
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LaFemme
03/23/09

@greengrey: I agree completely. And I continue to maintain hat they are not stupid girls. Misguided? Superficial? Un-educated? Yes, yes, yes... But I don't think they are dumb per se, I would venture to guess that they have at least average IQ's. This makes sense to me, since their father had to have been fairly intelligent.
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kapoosta
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
She is gorgeous. This reminds me of the treatment I would get at home growing up. When I look at pictures of myself as a teenager, I wonder what everyone was so upset about. I looked fine.

And why is everyone criticizing her so much worse looking?
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Sssunshowers
03/23/09

In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
I feel bad for Perez Hilton. One day, karma is going to kick his ass. You can't talk that much shit about people and get away with it.
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femputer
03/23/09

@Sssunshowers: But don't feel bad for him! His OWN self-hatred should get to him before other people do, anyway. He sucks at life in a way I cannot even fathom. He hates on women, men, gays (wtf?), EVERYONE! He is a sad, sad excuse for a celebrity.
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