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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    12/19/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    I am so so sad about this bit of Shane Sparks news. Weeping!
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    12/19/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    I really love SJP. I've got a pretty good bullshit radar, but she always seems sincere. She genuinely seems to be salt of the earth.

    A regular dame I tell ya!
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/19/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Benjamin. Bundchen. Brady.

    Poor kid.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/19/09

    @ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Heh. You know one of his dunderhead buds is gonna nickname him "da Beeb" at some point, and for a minute he's gonna walk around thinking it's cool.
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    Image of catherder catherder
    12/19/09

    @ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Actually, I don't think it's that bad. It's a refreshing change from all the weirdo names that some celebrities have saddled their kids with.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/20/09

    @catherder: Exactly. Two boring people with boring imaginations gave their seed a boring name with even more boring initials.
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    Image of amazoncowgirl amazoncowgirl
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Wow, there's hope for La Hasselback yet. She actually recognises graciousness when she sees it. One day she might utelise it herself.

    Meanwhile, was there a rule when casting Golden Girls that only kickass ladies should bother to apply?
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    Image of unmoldednicole unmoldednicole
    12/18/09

    @amazoncowgirl: I do remember learning when they were casting for Dorothy, played by Bea Arthur, it called for "A Bea Arthur type". So I imagine the rest of the casting said "You know... and other kick ass ladies like her. You get the picture".
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    Image of amazoncowgirl amazoncowgirl
    12/18/09

    @unmoldednicole: I only learned a couple of weeks ago that Bea Arthur had died earlier this year. And after posting my earlier comment have been reading about her. What a woman. There really should be more like her. And the other Golden Girls for that matter.
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    Sanfo promoted this comment amazoncowgirl was starred amazoncowgirl was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Benjamin is a great name.
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    12/18/09

    @Penny: I'm pretty partial to it as well.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Dammit, Benjamin was one of my few acceptable boys' names.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    12/19/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I think it's OK, it's common enough that people won't think you're taking it from Brady. Whereas my preferred girl name is Violet which everyone will think I like because of Jen Garner. But it's not! I liked it before they used it!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/19/09

    @Maritsa: I think you'll be ok with Violet. But you probably should avoid using Moxie Crimefighter, Pilot Inspektor, or Audio Science.
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    Image of Thunderdomesticity Thunderdomesticity
    12/19/09

    @Maritsa: We named our daughter Honor two years ago. I thought it was lovely, and was kind of inspired by Honor Blackman (the first time I heard of the name), as well as the fact that it wasn't a common virtue-based name, like Hope or Grace.

    Imagine my horror when Jessica Alba used it just a few months later.
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Can we find an Overused Romantic Comedy cliche for Jon Gosselin's life? The guy needs a good makeover, plus "The Reformed Bad Boy," "Time Travel" and "Fish Out of Water," stat.
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    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    12/18/09

    @rixatrix: In an ideal world, he would end up with the ultimate Overused Romantic Comedy cliche of all...the climatic chase scene, wherein Kate and his children are leaving for some exotic locale. Some emotionally manipulating song starts playing, subconsciously making Jon realize that Family Comes First. He then chases them down, just in time to catch a teary-eyed Kate and profess what an idiot he has been.

    I guess this isn't ideal given that Kate clearly wants to be done with the marriage...but the image will still be stuck in my head for the rest of the night.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment Edited by labratintraining at 12/18/09 11:22 PM labratintraining was starred labratintraining was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    12/19/09

    @labratintraining: It can be a new ending wherein she laughs in his face and meets a cute single dad of two on the plane.
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    12/19/09

    @labratintraining: Maybe the movie is actually about Kate. She puts up with his shit, finally realizes her own self-worth, and moves to a new town. He badgers her and she's on the cusp of changing her mind, you know, for the kids, when Harry Connick Jr. comes along. He's a widower, with - surprise - 8 of his own kids. And then I think they become Cheaper By the Dozen (1950) or Yours, Mine, and Ours (she would be Lucille Ball), or even just The Brady Bunch. And then we go from Romantic Comedy to Family Drama.
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    Image of BurntButterandSugar BurntButterandSugar
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Love to hear that Rue McClanahan's still got that sass.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    I'd be inclined to give Hasselblech some slack if she wasn't such a screaming harpy to anyone that got "facts" wrong.
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Elisabeth should've done her homework...asking if Stanley Tucci's recently deceased wife saw his film is beyond horrible...what a stupid twit.
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    applejuice promoted this comment AllieCaulfield was starred AllieCaulfield was unstarred
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    12/19/09

    @AllieCaulfield: And I think it was made even MORE awful by the fact that the movie is about a dead person watching what is going on from heaven. Yikes.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    No no no Sophia Loren! Don't take that quote away from me. I LOVE that quote.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    12/18/09

    @NellMood: Hear hear, rabble rabble rabble
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    Image of LAmonkeygirl LAmonkeygirl
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Shane Sparks, nooooooooo!
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment LAmonkeygirl was starred LAmonkeygirl was unstarred
    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/18/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: It's sick. And apparently there's more than one victim. According to the court documents, he was 26 or 27 years old when he began molesting the first victim. She was 13 years old.

    The second victim was also 13 when he assaulted her in 2006. Sparks was 37.
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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    When I look at promotional photography like this, I am:

    a)thankful that typography communicates horror very effectively

    b) in awe that some creatives just don't know when to substitute a horrific photograph with compelling typography. Instead. You know, do us ALL the favor.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    So Tiger copes with scandal by acting like a 12 year old boy?
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    Image of MediumMac MediumMac
    12/18/09

    @The HZA.: Hey, now.

    That sounds like a typical kind of day around here.
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    BetteD promoted this comment MediumMac was starred MediumMac was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/18/09

    @MediumMac: Ha! Those were my two thoughts exactly.

    1. Oh, even more childlike behavior, Tiger. That'll fix everthing.

    2. Um, wait...that sounds like most days at Casa de BetteD...
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    12/18/09

    @MediumMac: True, I am fond of moping about watching Golden Girls and eating hint of lime tostitos. I guess I expected something else from Tiger.
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    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    MARK SALLING IS CHEATING ON ME!?

    Whatever, I bet he doesn't sing Sweet Caroline for Audrina.
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    'Please, invite me to your table!'

    You wouldn't have to ask me twice.
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    I think my least favorite word in the English language is "golddigger." Because, at least bitch, cunt, whore, slut, etc. have the kind of reputation where people know it's mean to say it. Like, my father doesn't usually use those words around my grandmother, for example. You don't usually hear those words (except maybe bitch) on television. And there is at least a small contingent of women who are reclaiming the words--using cunt to actually mean vagina, in a good way; Tina Fey's "bitch is the new black;" I use the word slut occasionally as a descriptive term not a value judgment; whore...I'm sure there are people who use the word the way I use "slut," maybe, or something.

    But "golddigger" is presumably something people can say in "polite" conversation; Kanye wrote a song about it. It's as insulting as any of the above words, more insulting than "bitch," even, and it implies so many things about women that are gross and insanely misogynist. And people just use it like, whatever, we all assume that women are money-grubbing hos who only get pregnant and have babies so they can milk their babydaddy for all the money he's worth. And fathers who don't help raise their children? LEGITIMATE AND SERIOUS SOCIAL PROBLEM. Unlike, say, women who have babies just for child support. Because raising a child is actually really expensive. And fathers should try to actually, i dunno, fucking FATHER their children instead of just assuming that $$ is enough? I am so impressed by single mothers who DAILY raise children not to be total fuckwits with fathers like that. Like, seriously, that has to be harder than, for instance, running an oil company or invading a country or making shitty movies or writing shitty songs. Or being football players, motherfucker.

    I wish so, so much that Kanye had never written that song. I mean, I love Kanye! He said that George Bush hates black people! He spoke truth! Parrhesia motherfucker! Speaking truth to power! All his other weirdo things can be explained or rationalized or ignored! But he had to ruin it by writing one of the most secretly misogynist songs of the decade. Ahh misogyny! You ruin everything!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    Mark Salling, aka Puck from Glee, is dating Audrina Patridge and they're "really into each other."

    My heart just died.
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    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    Elisabeth Hasselbeck that is a hosting foul to the MAX.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/18/09

    @Penny: Holy shit, yeah. I am so glad I don't watch the View. I would've been dying of embarrassment and awkwardness even though it was happening in my TV.
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    Image of annebreal annebreal
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
    I'm confused...I thought Nik from that season was a lesbian, along with Kim - identified herself as such after the show aired - so what's up with that? Weird.
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    12/18/09

    @annebreal: I did, too. I remember very distinctly because I still think that Nik is one of the most beautiful girls to ever appear on the show. Ever.
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