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“Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
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kkatt
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
I have size 11 feet and bunions. I never thought they were weird because my mom and sister both have them and honestly, how much do you look at your friends feet. But the older I get the larger the bunions get so shoes that once seemed comfortable now are not so much. I actually got into an argument with a co-worker because he didn't understand why I wouldn't pay more money for comfortable shoes. I told him that all high heels are uncomfortable, regardless if you get them from Payless or Jimmy Choo.
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LaFemme
08/21/09

@kkatt: Meh, I disagree that all heels are uncomfortable- there are definitely degrees. Higher end shoes tend to be made of more foot-friendly materials (satin, leather) than the plastic shoes you buy at payless, so you are less likely to blister. Also, your feet can breathe and so the shoes dont stink as much and your feet are not constantly sweating. The designers also often take into consideration the balance of the shoe- what heel height and placement will be the *most* comfortable. Cheaper brands rarely do this, and so you find lot of shoes that may not even be that high but pinch your feet, wobble, etc. Also, there are brands of heels that are made to be very comfy (see Nike Air technology Cole Haans) and they are, but you can't really find an equivalent for 20 bucks.
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alexa
08/21/09

@LaFemme: But there are people who just don't find any heels comfortable - they just don't. It sounds like kkatt is one of those folks who just isn't comfortable in very high heels. It isn't a matter of buying the more expensive shoe, it's a matter of the height itself.
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LaFemme
08/21/09

@alexawesome: Yeah I understand. If the height is what gets you then nothing will be comfortable; I just do think for a lot of people who have foot issues (myself included) you will be a lot more comfortable if you spend some more money on a good pair of shoes instead of just going for the real cheap paris, because there are definite differnces in construction.
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alexa
08/21/09

@LaFemme: Hey, there's no question that you get what you pay for, but I've been increasingly frustrated with shoes. I don't think I should have to pay $300 to walk around without being in agony, however, I do agree with what you're saying for the most part. The pleather/plastic shoes are not going to do anyone's feet any favors.
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funnyface
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
I don't wear stilettos because they make me fall down go boom. But the shoes I'm wearing at moment are like, made of recycled tires, hemp, and unicorn tears, so what do I know?
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linnyt is a walking cliché
08/21/09

@funnyface: i have recycled tire shoes too!
I make a thud/smack sound when I fall in stilettos. If I wipe out on stairs, which i do frequently enough in regular shoes, it is a series of sounds followed by painful wailing.
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alexa
08/21/09

@linnyt is a walking cliché: I have found my people. My boyfriend will be amazed when I tell him I'm not the only woman who is like this. Weirdly enough, I did wear heels a lot when I was working retail. I now don't walk around much at all, and I can't even handle a 2 inch heel.
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funnyface
08/21/09

@alexawesome: I'm just exceedingly awkward. My legs are constantly covered in bruises from bumping into and tripping over things (or nothing at all), and that's without the added problem of heels. I've become so known for my ballet flats that people who know me call them "Sarah Shoes."
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
So I'm the only one here who thinks those flitty shoes are adorbs, bunions or no?

(At least we're not having the hose/no hose debate.)
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cait98
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
I don't really consider not wearing painful stilettos a "concession." The concession is when you deal with the pain because the shoes are oh so damn cute. Not the other way around.
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Penny
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
I have absolutely nothing to add to this aside from the fact that Agins is the shit and you should read her book "The End Of Fashion." I don't even think I know what a bunion is....
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joq8
08/21/09

@Penny:
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Sadie
08/21/09

@Penny: Seconded! Cioran I can take or leave.
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joq8
08/21/09

@joq8:
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Penny
08/21/09

@joq8: Holy shit, that looks uncomfortable.
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CurtCole
08/21/09

@Penny: It could be worse, you could have Paul Bunyan growing out of your foot.
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J.D.Regent
08/21/09

@CurtCole: if he had tall tales to tell me, I'd prefer it to my bunions.
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morninggloria
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
Bunions sound terrible. The opposite of delicious snack food Funyuns.
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CurtCole
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
If that rosette is made of icing, then yeah I'll buy it.
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wtfox?!
08/21/09

@CurtCole: That was an awesome rosette on my cake the other day, btw. Nom, so sugary!
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CurtCole
08/21/09

@wtfox?!: Equally awesome comment!
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LadyFabulous
08/21/09

@CurtCole: How is it that reading your comments always make me want to go home and bake a cake?
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cate3710
08/21/09

In reply to “Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
I don't have bunions, but I don't want to wear stilettos or pointy toes anyway.
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linnyt is a walking cliché
08/21/09

@cate3710: same here. i just don't wear uncomfortable shoes.
i'd rather not wear shoes at all, actually.
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notheretomakefriends
06/05/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
I love that there is a tag for 'french resistance'.

then I remembered that most of these tags are for single use. so much for war tales about my great-grandpa blowing up gestapo conventions and making new passports for the oppressed. you know, that type :)
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ArtfulSlinger
06/04/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
This is literally the fifth ridiculous thing this guy has said in the past few months. Why are people interviewing anymore? Yes, he was adorable once. Yes, he was in a ton of movies, but what has he done for me lately?
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noony
06/04/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
someone knows their french history!

personally i always wanted to be described as a french collaborator who had affairs with the germans and then was forced to shave my head in shame post war. but thats just me.
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notheretomakefriends
06/05/09

@noony: ugh, that was the ultimate wartime slut shaming if ever. and that's coming from the descendant of a résistance ring leader.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
06/04/09

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Dude is a total douche. Speaking about Brittish soldiers curretly in conflict:

In Burton's day they were itching to get into the fray. Now it is the opposite. They are always whining about the dangers of being killed. Oh my God, they are such wimps now!

The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000ft above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don't think there is any point in having wars if that's how you're going to behave. It's pathetic. All this whining

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wry_bred
06/04/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
Whatever, Rupert, you starred in The Next Best Thing. Twatwaffle.
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marshmallory
06/04/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
She can hide hundreds of Jews in her cleavage?! Sounds impressive.
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YourScreenplaySucks
06/04/09

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This is silly, but I love it. It's so much nicer to inspire these kinds of convoluted, over the top comparisons, rather than a bland "She's a brunette with big boobs and a bleeding heart"

I hope one day someone takes one look at me and imagines that I look like someone with pert cleavage who would have an Underground Railroad station in my cellar. However, based on my usual facial expressions, they would most likely imagine that I have a bunch of ill-fated dalmatians locked in my attic.
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badmutha
06/04/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: I am hearting you for this. Ill fated dalmatians for the win!
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bluebears
06/04/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Sometimes due to the state of my excessively messy car I wonder if people imagine my roommate is Oscar the Grouch.
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swashbuckling
06/04/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
How small does he think Jews are?
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badmutha
06/04/09

@swashbuckling: HAHAHA!
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
06/04/09

@badmutha: About that size:

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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
06/04/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
He is just wonderful in Blithe Spirit on Broadway.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

In reply to You Know, That Type
I half expected him to have the Jews hiding the cleavage, frankly.

Which might, come to think of it, explain the quivering.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

@ellaesther: ...hiding IN the cleavage. Sigh.
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Trulymadlyme
06/04/09

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When people meet me, they think He's tall. Like a sad Indian. You know, feather, not dot. Like that Indian in those anti-litter commercials during the 70's. As though my one coke can inspired the entire trail of tears.
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bluebears
06/04/09

@Trulymadlyme: what the??? lay off the booze Rupert.
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save jinger
06/04/09

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And Rupert is the type to loathe himself for his homosexuality and try to turn himself into Charlie Sheen:

You know, that type.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

@save jinger: Oh, I don't know that he's been much of a self-loathing homosexual. He may be frightened of age. As I hear we're all supposed to be! Terribly, terribly afraid! But I think he's ok with being gay. Just, you know, maybe not so OLD.
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
06/04/09

@save jinger: I just refuse to believe that's really his new face.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

@counterclockwise would vote for Jed Bartlet: It certainly doesn't look much like the thumbnail illustrating this post. I'm going to happily assume that the Jezebel photo is the most representative. Lalalalala, don't mind me!
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LaMorena
06/04/09

@counterclockwise would vote for Jed Bartlet: Me too. It's TERRIFYING. He's taken his dashing good looks (he was aging very well, imo), and given himself Plastic Surgery Face.
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
06/04/09

@LaMorena: My dad looks a lot like pre-surgery Rupert Everett, so at least now I know what my dad would look like if he head too much plastic surgery

@ellaesther: I assumed that the picture in the post is just a young Rupert Everett. But I could be wrong.
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willwriteforfood
06/04/09

@save jinger: Wait, what? Is that really his new face? I had no idea he'd even had plastic surgery! He was so handsome and now he looks...not so much.
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save jinger
06/04/09

@ellaesther: He's made some disparaging remarks about the gay community (Ex: [www.celebitchy.com]). Nothing that specifically says "I hate myself for being gay," he just seems to have a lot of vitriol for other gay people, and you have to wonder where that comes from. I suppose that was presumptuous of me to say that he is self-loathing, though. He has mentioned experiences where he was discriminated against in the film industry because of his sexuality, and that can't have been easy to deal with.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
06/04/09

@willwriteforfood: This is a little bit of a better representation:

I won't snark on his post surgery looks I just think that it must be difficult for him to A. Come to terms with aging and B. come to terms with having an entirely new face. He has always come across as a wee bit judgmental and usually those people are hardest on themselves.
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willwriteforfood
06/04/09

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: OK, that one actually looks like him. He still looks like himself, although I do still like his old face better. Maybe it's because I used to like Rupert Everett and now he seems not that likeable. I'm just disappointed that he comes across as so mean sometimes and afraid to grow old, when I think faces should have character (and that comes with age).
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