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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    12:13 PM

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    I am so so sad about this bit of Shane Sparks news. Weeping!
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    01:25 AM

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Benjamin. Bundchen. Brady.

    Poor kid.
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    01:42 AM

    @ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Heh. You know one of his dunderhead buds is gonna nickname him "da Beeb" at some point, and for a minute he's gonna walk around thinking it's cool.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Benjamin is a great name.
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    12/18/09

    @Penny: I'm pretty partial to it as well.
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    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Dammit, Benjamin was one of my few acceptable boys' names.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    02:07 AM

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I think it's OK, it's common enough that people won't think you're taking it from Brady. Whereas my preferred girl name is Violet which everyone will think I like because of Jen Garner. But it's not! I liked it before they used it!
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    08:32 AM

    @Maritsa: I think you'll be ok with Violet. But you probably should avoid using Moxie Crimefighter, Pilot Inspektor, or Audio Science.
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    Image of Thunderdomesticity Thunderdomesticity
    09:00 AM

    @Maritsa: We named our daughter Honor two years ago. I thought it was lovely, and was kind of inspired by Honor Blackman (the first time I heard of the name), as well as the fact that it wasn't a common virtue-based name, like Hope or Grace.

    Imagine my horror when Jessica Alba used it just a few months later.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    I'd be inclined to give Hasselblech some slack if she wasn't such a screaming harpy to anyone that got "facts" wrong.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    No no no Sophia Loren! Don't take that quote away from me. I LOVE that quote.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    12/18/09

    @NellMood: Hear hear, rabble rabble rabble
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/14/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    I always believed Nicole Kidman’s greatest acting role was appearing in public as the devoted wife of Tom Cruise. Mind you, I though her fawning over him was excessive at times as their bitter divorce later proved.
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    12/14/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    Looking at old pictures of Britney Spears always makes me so upset.
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    Image of Alexandra Bonomo Alexandra Bonomo
    12/13/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    I really do not like Britney's comeback. I was never a fan of Ms. Spears, but the break down felt real and like a right response to the whole
    "Look how Sexy she is! She is super special relatable and A V I R G I N" hype around her prior career. Now what she is doing is like sticking her back in the pre-breakdown mode with no inner thought to what caused this to become destructive. I wish she could live her life in something like piece and quiet and that what ever she is is not constantly being sold.
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    Image of pitchfag pitchfag
    12/12/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    PR-wise, Tom Cruise hasn't fared all that well this decade, what with all the couch-jumping and the bad Scientology press, but his career hasn't exactly tanked yet. Of the nine major movies he's starred in since 2000, only one (Lions For Lambs) made less than $100 million domestically. Even Valkyrie and The Last Samurai made money at the box office.

    [boxofficemojo.com]

    Just cuz the dude's intensely creepy doesn't mean his film career's over.
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    Image of CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming
    12/12/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    I can't believe the magazines still make their money off the same people. Well, I can believe it... it's not like they're that creative. But it's mind-numbing.
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    Image of Scarlet A Scarlet A
    12/12/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    This post makes me want to reflect on where I've been in the past 10 years...certainly not as scandalous as those outlined above, but also not nearly as shame-provoking...
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    12/12/09

    @Scarlet A: I know! I'd be interested in taking a voyeuristic look into other commenters' past ten years, too.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    12/13/09

    @Scarlet A: The odd thing to me is that I feel like my life has changed way more than any of these people's in the last ten years. I'm reading the before and after on these photos and thinking "that's it?"

    There was a line in Fringe that I think is one of the best lines ever, which went something like "Imagine yourself 20 years ago imagining yourself now. Would you ever in a million years think you'd be standing here?" I had never thought about that before, but my answer is an emphatic "no!" These people, though... I mean maybe they're a little rounder, they make a little less money, they have different partners, but more or less their lives are exactly the same as they were 10 or even 20 years ago. It seems like the life of most celebrities is the most boring and predictable thing ever.
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    Image of momo momo
    12/12/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    If anything, this post displays the laziness of tabloid journalists. How is it that the same folks are occupying the tabloid headlines for a decade?
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/12/09

    @momo: Seriously. Especially for the Tom/Katie and Brangelina/Jennifer storylines. Practically nothing has happened since each group's drama began, unless you count children huge news. At least Britney and Lindsay actually have had real, new developments. I have no idea why the others are still having the same damn drama printed. Tabloids aren't even trying anymore.
    God, what does it mean that I want them to try harder? Shudder.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/12/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I think in more recent pictures I've seen of Nicole she seems much happier than she has in a while. I think her leaving LA and marrying a fellow Aussie and living a more low-key life in Nashville where all the stars live in the same area and people are used to seeing them out and about has been really good for her. It's almost like she's comfortable now being who she is.
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    Image of pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal
    12/12/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    How come when BritBrit's dad intervenes she gets her life back with a radio-silent "conservatorship" and when Lindsay's dad does the same it's a tabloid frenzy of parental betrayal?
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    hortense promoted this comment pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal was starred pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    12/12/09

    @pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Lindsay's dad doesn't have a conservatorship. And Lindsay's dad also leaks her phone calls to the press and has essentially made a career out of publicly humiliating her.
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    Image of pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal
    12/12/09

    @hortense: I know, it was meant as a smackdown to Father Lohan.
    It just doesn't seem possible for him to continue harming her, unchecked, as he does. Where's the rest of the family?
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