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    Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Up until about two years ago, I listened to country music all the time. Then it went and got what I like to call Sarah Palinized. Every single damn song is about how life is dandy in Real Amurrica. There's even one out about "Rocking the Beer Gut." It's so much worse than when the country of the 90s-early 00s that was pop influenced. Now you can't sing about anything but a perfect church-going heterosexual married couple with children who are happy all the time. And there's this whole sub-genre of songs about kids who say things that are intelligent beyond their years. BARF. I miss the days when country reflected what life is actually like. Nowadays even a song like Martina McBride's Fourth of July probably wouldn't be released b/c it reflected poorly on heterosexual marriage. And god forbid anyone sing something like Sunday Morning Coming Down. Country music: you and I are done. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @Dictator for Life: Yup. It's been icky for a long time. I love Lyle Lovett, Johnny Cash, and Dwight Yoakum, but this new stuff is just dreck. Pseudo patriotic, GOP cum guzzlin' dreck. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Did anyone else see #12 and think, "Why is Hailey Glassman at the CMA's? Please God do not let her be releasing an album..."

    I need to stop readin DirtBag's for a while, huh? #cmas
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    BLACK shoes, LeeAnn? Boooooo.

    Nicole Kidman now looks like her own Madame Tussaud's statue. Pretty dress, though. #cmas
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    Image of galaxina galaxina
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    What is it with transforming American Idol contestants into people who no longer resemble themselves? Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler are unrecognizable.
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by galaxina at 11/12/09 12:20 PM galaxina was starred galaxina was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe

    What's up with Nicole and the boobage? I saw a pic from another angle and it looked.... well, I'll try and post the pic and y'all can see for yourselves.
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    11/12/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Quadra-boob! Ouch!

    But, hooray for Nicole's return to red hair! #cmas
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/12/09

    @fluxus flucker: Her hubby seems to like it too! #cmas
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    Image of hfree hfree
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Robin Roberts is just stunningly beautiful. The short hair just works on her, no matter what her reason for cutting it was.

    Reba, Jennifer Nettles (love her voice), and Taylor Swift are the winners IMO. I would like each of their dresses delivered to my home ASAP.

    I also love Nicole's dress, but suspect that I hate the shoes. #cmas
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I keep on staring at Patricia Heaton's décolletage, and then at her legs, and I can't decide whether she should have had both made up and sheened to swelling perfection, or neither. I'm reminded of what my therapist says when I forget to wear trousers: only cowards do things by halves. #cmas
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I love everything. No really. So much pretty, no bad or ugly. Not even the pansy minidress. #cmas
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    Image of BeRy51 BeRy51
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Where are the fringes? the appliques? The bubble sleeves? I blame the hegemonic core of hollywood ladies being into country men and inserting blah hollywood style. I also blame the crossovers (I'm talking to you, Swift). #cmas
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    Image of missbananafish missbananafish
    11/12/09

    @BeRy51: We need Loretta Lynn, stat! #cmas
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I feel like that last thing LeAnn Rimes needs to be doing right now is modeling bridal fashions. Shouldn't she be going the Abbie Cornish route and appearing nunlike to post-scandal red carpets??

    Martina McBride looks like she's wearing a few Target tree skirts bound together with the bodice from a Forever 21 prom dress. Course she's lovely enough to just wear the Christmas tree and look great, but still.

    And why do I feel like Taylor Swift is not-so-subtly campaigning for a Disney princess musical? NOTHING PLEASES ME TODAY. #cmas
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/12/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Designing Women taught me that tree skirts can make for wonderfully festive garments. #cmas
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: I definitely don't watch enough TV.... how have I missed that gem? #cmas
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/12/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Ah, Bernice. #cmas
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    Image of WelcomeToDictionopolis WelcomeToDictionopolis
    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: OMG, thank you for this clip. I have an undying love for that show. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @WelcomeToDictionopolis: I've considered purchasing the DVDs. These women were the highlight of my sick-home-from-school days as a child. #cmas
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Nicole Kidman is lovely as always. I don't like seeing that much of anyone's chest though. #cmas
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    Image of shannanigans slash pterodactyl shannanigans slash pterodactyl
    11/12/09

    @pesematology: especially when it's being squashed out of her dress. but she looks really happy with her hubs! #cmas
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    Image of Nancy Sin Nancy Sin
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Those are some drag-queen eyes you're sportin, Ms. Rimes.

    I covet Faith Hill's entire ensemble. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @Nancy Sin: Rimes' eye-makeup is SO bad. That's really all I could focus on in her picture. Very Ursula the Sea Witch. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @fluxus flucker: I was watching last night and thought that her makeup made her look like something out of a zombie movie. It was really strange. #cmas
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/12/09

    @fluxus flucker: i'm glad i wasn't the only one who noticed. i think the makeup artist was going for smoky eyes and she ended up looking like she had two nasty shiners. #cmas
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    Image of Valerie_Cherish Valerie_Cherish
    11/12/09

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    Nancy, Morticia Addams called, she wants her look back. #cmas
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    There is something...off about about Hillary Scott's breasts in that dress. I really feel that she should put a brawrawn. #cmas
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    Image of kate! kate!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I am so glad I stuck with this until the end. I salute you, funny little kid in a funny little outfut! #cmas
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    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    11/12/09

    @kate!: Right? I want to pick him up and waltz with him and make him giggle. He looks like a blast. He also looks like he'd be the type to take his pants off at the after-party. My kinda guy. #cmas
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    Image of hfree hfree
    11/12/09

    @kate!: I imagine him saying "you got it dude!" ala Michelle Tanner. #cmas
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