A Short Shoe Rant From a Former Club Kid

What the fuck is this fucking bullshit. First of all, they are hideous. Second, I cannot believe this shit is back. Third, when I was a teenage* raver-ish club kid, we took our shoes down to the cobbler and WE MADE OUR OWN platforms (mine were from saddle oxfords, and paired with giant dickies and a T-shirt that… » 3/21/12 11:40am 3/21/12 11:40am