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    Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging

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    Image of lisas lisas
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    Let no one say pseudoscience has no home on the web.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    Whatever. I snagged my boyfriend wearing a baggy hoodie and men's trousers (I was 15-16).
    Quality over quantity, people!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    I guess the head doesn't count.
    Are we no longer expected to have skin on our faces?
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    11/18/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I think we're supposed to have it replaced with wrinkle-proof silicone.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/18/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: This is a terrifying thought. I am not sure how to process it.
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    11/18/09

    @boxspelunker: Whatever way you figure is most self-protective, I think.

    #tips
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    11/18/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I would like skin on my face. It suits me and my fashion vision.

    #tips
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    I call shenanigans. When I legally snagged my man, I was wearing a halter-top floor-length wedding dress. Two arms exposed and some cleavage. A mere 25%!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Well, if it was a halter top, was part of your back not also bare? That could have upped your percentage.

    (Plus, there's cleavage and then there's CLEAVAGE. We'll need to get a look at those wedding photos, ma'am.)
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/18/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Well, yeah, but I have long hair and had it down, so most of my back was covered. I also am not quite so sufficiently endowed as to claim CLEAVAGE.

    (Hopefully, the lighting is bad enough to be plausibly difficult to identify relevant parties in this one: [www.flickr.com])

    #tips
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Hee. You are fabulous and adorable. That ought to count for some percentage points.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/18/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Thank you!

    #tips
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    11/18/09

    @la.donna.pietra: After much testing that involved graphs and charts and equations with letters, I conclude this:

    You are making up for that 25% with radiant happiness.

    However, should the happiness begin to form a strange aura around you or begin to give you powers, you should immediately seek help.
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    Image of MoxieBird MoxieBird
    11/18/09

    @boxspelunker: You also must be careful, as female happiness occasionally because self-esteem, and too much of that makes you unattractive to the male gender.
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    11/18/09

    @jlforcey: Well, crap! How do I perfect this? I must study Cosmo, for it holds the truth.

    #tips
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    Image of MoxieBird MoxieBird
    11/18/09

    @boxspelunker: *becomes, not because. Can I not edit it once someone's responded?
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    At least this proves why my dress line Thirty-Nine Percent was panned at fashion week for not going quite far enough.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging

    When people mention percentages in regards to my body, this image always comes to mind.
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    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I'm sure you have a lovely short loin.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/18/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: I'll try to bare at least 30% of it at my next happy hour.
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    Image of She-Prime She-Prime
    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I've got a hell of a round.
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    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: How shanky
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    So, a short skirt and a one-arm shirt? Or I guess I can expose all four of my arms. And I always knew strapless short dresses were for (50% exposed) whores.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    It sounds like they took a review problem from a calc I book and turned it into a crappy study.

    Max man snagging
    man snagging=f(skin)=.8s-s^2
    s.t.
    skin</=1

    f'skin=.8-2s=0
    s=.4

    QED bishes
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/18/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: oh lord i need to stop screwing around.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/18/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I love you.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    Please
    That's not optimal man snagging. If I want to snag a man, I roofie-viagra him, then have unprotected sex. Then I get pregnant and he's MINE, all MINE! Muhahaha.
    /next week in the Daily Mail.
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    Image of Sev Sev
    11/18/09

    @femme-bot: Amature. Everyone knows you need to fish the condom out of the trashcan and turkey baste yourself while he's in the shower.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    @Sev: But what if he puts hot sauce in his old condoms to prevent such a thing! All smart men do that, and I want to snag a smart guy because then he might be rich.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/18/09

    @femme-bot: I can tell by the strange odor emanating from them. Also, the reddish color is a dead giveaway. I'm onto your tricks, men.

    You lull him into a sense of security, or wait until he forgets one night. Then BAM, smart rich guy is alllllll youuuuurs.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    i'd show 40% of my skin, but then you'd see my custom-made spanx for my arms.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    What percentage is my voluptuous cleavage?
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    11/18/09

    @sequined: Between 10 and 50% depending on the height of the viewer.
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    11/18/09

    @winner: So in a way, me displaying maximum cleavage could be a way of selecting men only in a certain height range.

    How much cleave is optimal for attracting extremely tall men?

    This formula gets complicateder and complicateder.
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    11/18/09

    @sequined: Barbie told us math was hard.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    So, if I cover my face could I put the tits on the glass?
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    I think I've figure out the perfect outfit, ladies!!!

    Gloves, Socks, a one piece bathing suit, and one leg warmer. You may have to brush your hair forward like Cousin It, but hey, it's for the men.
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    This study was brought to you by Buffalo Bill Research Group, Inc.
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    Image of enthusiasmflail enthusiasmflail
    11/18/09

    @BearDownCBears: Free bottles of lotion were given to all the study's participants!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @enthusiasmflail: It puts the lotion on 40% of its skin ...
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
    "The findings were based on work by four female researchers, who discreetly observed women at one of the city's biggest nightclubs from a balcony above the dance floor."

    So like, nothing to control for alcohol consumption or personality or sexyface or anything? Equation specification: UR DOIN IT RONG
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