Attention dudes: The banana hammock is officially in. Adjust your purchasing plans accordingly. And ladies, it might be time to reconsider your tastes, starting with Glee's Matthew Morrison. And the unrelated-but-illustrative image at left should maybe help too.
"Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sending the wrong message to their 3-year-old daughter Shiloh by often dressing her up like a little boy?" asks the always-considerate tabloid weekly: