Attention dudes: The banana hammock is officially in. Adjust your purchasing plans accordingly. And ladies, it might be time to reconsider your tastes, starting with Glee's Matthew Morrison. And the unrelated-but-illustrative image at left should maybe help too.
"Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sending the wrong message to their 3-year-old daughter Shiloh by often dressing her up like a little boy?" asks the always-considerate tabloid weekly:
You know how the tabloids are always expressing concern that Suri Cruise is "a miniature adult?" Well, we've discovered it has everything to do with her status as a fashion icon: