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the week that was

This Week, Serena Van Der Woodsen Gave Us A Shout-Out

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6:20 PM on Fri Feb 29 2008
By Jessica
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Latest by badmutha: @mollsmolls: Haha, so a group of dumbasses are doofi? Does it have to end with "us" in order to be part of the game? I am a dork, but I love word game stuff. more »

test drives

Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

Clone-A-Willy kits enable you to make penis-shaped chocolate pops, candles, or soap from a mold you create out of a real-live boner. I've used a DIY dildo kit before, but the dildo it made was so fucking disgusting looking — all pock-marked like Edward James Olmos — and it smelled like it would give me cancer. But it didn't matter because I don't even ever masturbate with dildos anyway. The Clone-a-Willy kits, however, make products that I can at least put to good use. So the other week, I ordered all three of those kits, plus some Clone-a-Pussy kits to make vulva chocolate and last night, invited a friend (and his penis) over to help me out. (Some stuff after the jump NSFW.) More »

5:20 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By Slut Machine
87,039 views, 138 comments

Latest by n/a: Slut Machine you are my goddess! I'm ordering. And clearly the doggie wants a weiner, so would somebody give the dog a treat already? But yo hoho, you shoulda shaved maybe? before the thang mold? so more »