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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    Is that an old quote from Olivia Newton-John? I thought her husband faked his death and disappeared a few years ago?
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    10/04/09

    @Triphena: I think her boyfriend (not husband) disappeared a few years ago. She then married some other guy (her current husband)last year. Then earlier this year some private detective claimed to find the old boyfriend hiding in Mexico (so he didn't have to pay his child support to his ex-wife and some other big debts).

    The fact that I know this makes me think I read way too much celebrity "news". Think of all the useful stuff I could store in my brain if this wasn't there!
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    Image of History Major History Major
    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    I hope that my beloved Maya Angelou is okay, I can't think of a world without her influence!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    So, can someone explain "Whip It" to me? The movie itself is fiction, but the roller derby characters are based on real people (like Rosa Sparks), right?

    P.S. I saw it on Friday and loved it.
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    10/04/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: From my understanding, the movie is based on a book written by a derby girl. So, the characters are very loosely based on real people. As far the names (like RosaSparks), they got permission from real people to use their derby names, even though the characters aren't based on those actual people. The movie writers just needed to find some bad-ass names.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    10/04/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: [www.amazon.com]
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    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    Kristen Stewart should just do what Michael Clark Duncan did, if anyone can talk to her about something other than Twilight she can give them $5.

    But seriously does she want them to gush to her about the weather or local sports teams?
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    10/04/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I would talk to Kristen about how I lose 3 hours out of my day every time Speak comes on Oxygen. I'd be like that annoying relative at family reunions: "Oh Kristen, I remember you when your teen angst was only knee-high to a grasshopper!"
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    10/04/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I'd spend most of my time pumping her for details about Joan Jett, personally.
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    10/05/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Me too...I'd try and get wardrobe tips from the movie from her.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    #2 must be LiLo, as her new lips are certainly pouty.
    Can #3 be the Jonas brother that is engaged? I cannot tell them apart, and I hope his future wife can.
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    10/04/09

    @midwesternmom: ha ha. If she can't that's gonna be an awkward Thanksgiving...
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    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    BI #1: Omarosa. That's the best villain I can muster.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Ooooh, Julia Roberts is the perfect casting choice for Eat, Pray, Love. Insufferable book, insufferable actress. It's like chocolate and peanut butter! Except not tasty.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    I have had the BIGGEST crush on Robbie Williams since I was about 16. It is my secret shame and I'm only telling you this, internet, because I know you will keep this between you and me. I want to rescue him from all those Sharons and Michelles. I will let him snort any amount of cocaine he likes off whatever part of my body suits him. I starting dating no less than 3 of my exes because of vague resemblances to him. I am a sane and together lady, but this guy cuts right through all that. Why don't we have his brand of handsome/douchy/witty in America?
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    09/28/09

    @PerinealFavorite: You will have to get in line behind me.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    I'm glad they took conan's bump on the head seriously and took him to the hospital. I can't lose my conan, heaven forbid.
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    Image of Charlotte Beer Charlotte Beer
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Mitch Winehouse - You are a cabbie, not Brad Pitt!

    They're scrapping the bottom of the barrel if they have to put a non-celebrity on a celebrity based show. Just because you're related to someone famous doesn't mean YOU become famous. Its called being a parasitic money grabber. Hopefully this means the bell is tolling for these kinds of programs and that they'll soon be off our screens
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Those Robbie Williams quotes are brilliant. I would like to do him.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Am I the only one who wants to have chubby, sarcastic, awkward babies with Ricky Gervais?
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    On Megan Fox: I'm actually starting to like her. They say that the more you're exposed to a person, the more you relate to them. According to the The Art of Seduction, now would be the perfect time to disappear and leave the public wanting more for a while.

    On Mika/Lady Gaga: I do kind of agree with him - she knows what she's doing and she's brilliant, but I can't quite put my finger on why it seems so empowering and not just like getting naked to sell records.

    On Robbie Wilson: I love that self-deprecating British humor. I wish we Americans were half as entertaining when we have bad news.
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    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    09/28/09

    @rixatrix: Referring to Lady Gaga, I think the reason it seems so empowering is that it seems very much like she's in control of her sexuality and how it's portrayed.
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    09/28/09

    @labratintraining: Yes. I think that's maybe what I like about her in general - SHE'S in control of how she's portrayed, period. She also doesn't make a play of acting like that's what she looks like/how she acts when she's chilling at home on a Sunday, which is something a lot of young starlets do. She's unabashed about her image being another vehicle to further her music.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Neither Kim nor Kourtney K. were part of Khloe's bridal party. Interesting.
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    Image of huls huls
    09/28/09

    @SarahMC: i thought they walked her down the aisle with bruce?
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    09/28/09

    @huls: Oh, my bad then. I just read the younger two and two of Khloe's friends were part of the bridal party but nothing re: Kim or Kourtney.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/28/09

    @SarahMC: They were both maids of honor (which is a bit like being "two best friends," only one can really be the best, or of honor for that matter.)
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Oh Jenna E - don't you mean, "I knew my new show was so horrible it'd be cancelled after two episodes so I figured I might as well get pregnant."
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    09/28/09

    @sybann: I made the mistake of watching the first episode and was shocked at how horrible it was. And it's not as if my standards are all that high anyway, but it was disjointed, rushed and awkward. And she was obnoxious.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    09/28/09

    @margareita metermaid: "And she was obnoxious" pretty much sums up everything I've ever seen Jenna Elfman do or say. She is subtly grating.
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    09/28/09

    @Devonna: Subtly? You are too kind.
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