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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Ha! I don't care if this is serious or satire, it's the funniest thing I've seen all day!


    I love the way he outright asserts that lesbians are just women who haven't met him yet.


    Women are designed for man's pleasure. The proof? They have breasts! (THE LOGIC! IT BURNS!)

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    Image of That_little_attention_whore That_little_attention_whore
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Just close your eyes and think of pico de gallo, ladies!
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Hahaha!


    Little does he know that he's eating the afterbirth.

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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    I just bought a boatload of fruit and vegetables today.


    And now I am...disturbed. Very, very, disturbed.

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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    I think someone needs to sit on his face.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Hmmm, i wonder why he's single?
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    Image of nadoush86 nadoush86
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    so because of a lack of lube in the butt we can't have anal lovin'? what about women with vaginal dryness????????
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    04/06/09

    @nadoush86: That's a sign those evil women shouldn't be having sex! Damn hussies!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Is VH1 watching? Because I smell a new dating show!!!
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    "I don't think you should like a clitoris...."


    HEADDESK.

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    04/06/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: Oops, he said lick. But still...
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Proof the gene pool needs cleansing.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Tool. Barely tool-user. Sub-tool-user. Ineffective tool user. There. That should do it.
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    Somewhere on the celestial comment board, Jesus has posted a retort to this video, and it reads like this: "Who is this douche? Does he think because he has long hair and sorta looks like Western depictions of me he knows what I think? Look, I don't care if gays have anal sex. I don't care if straight men lick clitorises, I don't care if lesbians cut their hair short. God didn't create women JUST TO PLEASE MEN. I think this dude has some serious issues with women and I don't like him using my name and my Father's name to promote them. My goal is to help people acheive faith, so that they may rise above the hardships they face in daily life. THAT IS ALL. Love thy neighbor, motherfucker, but don't tell him where to put his penis or his tongue. And don't tell women they can't have their clit licked. That's just mean."
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    Image of Bunny_of_doom Bunny_of_doom
    04/06/09

    @stealthird: I've always pictured Jesus repeatedly *HEADDESK*ing at the shit people do.
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    04/06/09

    @Bunny_of_doom: has a dowry of bacon, cheese and wine: But wouldn't Jesus's head never leave the desk?
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/06/09

    @stealthird: "Love they neighbor, motherfucker" is my new favorite retort. xoxo
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    If you add bread, bacon and lettuce, you could have a BLT orgy
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    Image of IceCreamIsAwesome IceCreamIsAwesome
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    I just watched some more of his videos and now I'm 99% sure this guy is playing us, no way he's real just desperate for his 15 seconds of fame on the internet.
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    Image of Greganda Greganda
    04/06/09

    In reply to Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
    My favorite part is how sperm goes up into the womb and then grows into a baby. The sperm does that. All by itself, evidently.


    We can all tell that this guy is a serial killer, right?

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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    04/06/09

    @Greganda: That or Aristotle, for sure.
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