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    Image of hortense hortense
    12:35 PM

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    OMFzzzzzzz #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    12:48 PM

    @hortense: COTDrrrrr. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    bananaballs was starred bananaballs was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12:35 PM

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    At least my Two and a Half Men script prospectus is still looking edgy. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12:32 PM

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    SPOTTED: Gossip Girl boring me to tears.
    xoxo #gossipgirlthreesome
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12:38 PM

    @CurtCole: I'm only still watching for:

    1) Chuck (I can't quit him)
    2) I'm excited that Silent Gay wants to take down Shitty Fashion Designer Wannabe Who I Want to Punch in Her Over-Lipglossed Pout. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    12:42 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Can you believe that SFDWWIWTPIHO-LP was Cindy Lou-Who in "The Grinch", once upon a time? I'm shocked every time I see her now. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment GreyEminence was starred GreyEminence was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12:45 PM

    @GreyEminence: Now she's The Grinch Who Stole My Time #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Rroseselavy Rroseselavy
    12:46 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Chuck and his lips could be their own show. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment Rroseselavy was starred Rroseselavy was unstarred
    Image of maggiethecat maggiethecat
    01:09 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My boyfriend asked when they added "the underage coke whore" character to the show. I couldn't figure out if she was wearing granny panties as shorts or a skirt the size of a bandage out in public. More: those gloves (lagerfeld/lohan 2008). More: that weave needs to be taken out, shot, and given a proper burial. These stylists need to be hogtied. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment maggiethecat was starred maggiethecat was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12:31 PM

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    "If you two want to kiss, it wouldn't be cheating."

    Oh, Chuck Bass you scamp.

    He needs his own show. The Chuck and Blair Bad Time Happy Hour could feature Minion Auditions, watching Chuck get fitted into (and out of) couture, and a threesome between him, James McAvoy & me. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    12:52 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I would pretty much pay to watch that. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    12:25 PM

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    I can't be the only one who wants to see Dan, Chuck, and Nate in a threesome. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    colormeroutine promoted this comment FireflyinJuly was starred FireflyinJuly was unstarred
    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    12:27 PM

    @FireflyinJuly: You are not #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    12:29 PM

    @FireflyinJuly: I see it...daily...in my head. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    12:30 PM

    @FireflyinJuly: I would very likely watch the show if that happened. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    12:53 PM

    @FireflyinJuly: Why is it the only thing still interesting about this show are the things that aren't happening? #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Little Time Bomb was starred Little Time Bomb was unstarred
    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    01:07 PM

    @FireflyinJuly: I was hoping for a Chuck-related threesome... but not with Dan. Dan bores me to tears and Nate is too girly-pretty to be even slightly attractive. Which leaves no eligible males for Chuck to play with. I was hoping he would wake up entangled with some random men he met on his Lost Weekend. Highly disappointed that three of the most sexless characters of the show ended up in the threesome. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    01:17 PM

    @TurtleSpeak: How bout Chuck's hot uncle? I know it ain't right, but it's ok . . . #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12:07 PM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Levi in NYC? Did anyone else think of Midnight Cowboy?

    (Land of the) Midnight (Sun) Cowboy? #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of lisas lisas
    12:01 PM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    The more this shit-for-brains babbles, the more I like Sarah Palin. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    lisas was starred lisas was unstarred
    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11:44 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    I like the kid. He's not really meant to be taken seriously, he doesn't take himself seriously, and his mere existence is a thorn in the Palins' side. I think it's karmic payback that he's doing all this Playgirl stuff and I find it hilarious. His partnership with Kathy Griffin sealed it for me (and caused me to find her funny for the first time). He KNOWS his fame is a joke, and he's in on it.

    So, ok, he said something dumb about his "type." I can't imagine finding him a threat, it's just not possible. The camp factor here is off the charts.

    I may just buy my first ever issue of Playgirl. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of History Major History Major
    11:48 AM

    @bananaballs: Same here, much like Kim Zolciak he knows his fame is a joke and one that he's in on. In a world where Health Care Reform only passes by stripping womens reproductive rights, we all need people like him to laugh at otherwise WE GO INSANE! #levijohnstontheinsider
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    bananaballs promoted this comment History Major was starred History Major was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11:28 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    I think this may be code for "pretty, funny, and dumb." #levijohnstontheinsider
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11:30 AM

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: So, mirror image of himself, then? #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Triana Orpheus was starred Triana Orpheus was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11:38 AM

    @Triana Orpheus: Freud said so! #levijohnstontheinsider
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    11:27 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Is this one of those "Pick Two" situations?

    Good luck with your search buddy. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    NerD: Blattella was starred NerD: Blattella was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11:17 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Mindless drones only, female humans need not apply. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11:14 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Sarah Palin may be Levi's only experience with an "opinionated" woman. If that's the case, I can't blame him for thinking he wants the opposite. He's just a teenager. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11:44 AM

    @Kivrin: I don't know, I think that's selling him a little short. He may be a teenager, but he doesn't live in a bubble controlled by Sarah Palin. He might mean he wants someone unlike her, but then he should be more clear than he is.

    He's old enough to know how to verbalize clearly and not rely on sweeping statements. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11:10 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    You know, I can't imagine many smart, funny, not opinionated women being attracted to Levi Johnston. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of DrWorm DrWorm
    11:14 AM

    @wtfox?!: I can't really imagine a smart, funny woman who isn't opinionated
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    Rare Affinity promoted this comment Edited by DrWorm at 11/10/09 11:14 AM DrWorm was starred DrWorm was unstarred
    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    11:18 AM

    @DrWorm: Truly an oxymoron. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of frugal frugal
    11:10 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    If this Levi wasn't broke we'd never see his corps of engineers. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11:10 AM

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Well, I want a Levi that doesn't talk, but takes off his pants. You know what they say, want in one hand and shit in the other. Or something. #levijohnstontheinsider
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