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Bad Girls Club: Violence Is Always Their Answer
On last night's episode, Portia told Natalie that she was a whore for being materialistic and having sugar daddies. Natalie mocked Portia for not knowing the identity of her daughter's father. Then they beat the shit out of each other. More »Teen Mom: When Parents Of Parents Make Bad Choices
Susan Sarandon Shows Off Tattoos, Talks About Hell
Last night as part of her Lovely Bones promotional duties, Susan Sarandon sat down with David Letterman, and was both hilarious and awesome. More »Janice Dickinson Gives Her "Expert" Opinion On Brittany Murphy
The Insider—scrambling to cover Brittany Murphy's unexpected death during the holiday season—has been booking celebrities with tangential connections to the late star. Janice Dickinson, who went to the same gym as Murphy, appeared on the show last night. More »WTF Moment On Daytime TV
2:50pm EST, ABC.The Situation Gets Real
In a skit for Funny or Die, The Situation, Pauly D, and Snooki reveal that they are actually method actors reading from a Jersey Shore script. (Pauly D seems to think that this involves a British accent.) [Funny or Die] More »Lady Gaga Wants Her Fans To Touch Themselves
When MTV.com asked Lady Gaga whether fans are responding to her music or her "character," she said, "There's an assumption that unless [I'm wearing] no makeup and a T-shirt…and strumming on a guitar that I'm somehow artificial. And I'm not." More »On TV, Anyone Can Be A Diva, Including A Daycare Provider
It's television's job to wring drama out of any situation, but this clip shows TLC's Daycare Divas, premiering nextTuesdayFriday, working extra-hard at it. Hopefully there's room in the storyline for the challenges faced by this overwhelmingly female workforce.Warning: Good Morning America Is Trying To Steal Your Dog
In 2009 there was a 30% increase in pet thefts. To investigate, GMA's Bill Stanton stole dogs in public on hidden camera. Few people intervened, but they were probably scared off by Stanton's creepy proclamations about his love of dognapping.WTF Moment On Christmas TV
Courtesy of A Carol Christmas, staring Tori Spelling.Intervention: When Pipe Dreams Are Worse Than Meth Pipes
On last night's episode, Rob-a 35-year-old meth-addicted alcoholic-never gave up his dream of becoming a rock star, even though he never really did anything to achieve it and, according to his family, he kinda sucks at music. More »Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
Alyssa Milano—who has spoken out against MTV's Jersey Shore—has teamed up with Funny or Die to create her "evolution" into a "guidette." (But it actually looks a lot more like blackface.) Video below. [Funny or Die] More »Big Love Returns In A Big Way
Season 4 of Big Love returns on January 10, and in this trailer, we see that Margie's home shopping business has taken off, Nicki's daughter is still around, and Bill has decided to run for Senator! More »Kendra Has A Baby
Last night's two-hour Kendra showed the weeks leading up to the reality star's birth of her son Hank Baskett IV. Kendra seemed squeamish, unsure, and gassy in the last few days of her pregnancy, feelings the audience shared watching it. More »Meryl On Golden Globe Noms: "I'm Up Against That Bitch Meryl Streep"
Earlier today on Good Morning America, Meryl Streep talked about choosing between Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin in It's Complicated and another tough choice: Whether she'd rather win a Golden Globe for that film or Julie & Julia.Kris Kardashian Gives Her Son A Boner
Last night's episode gave new meaning to "keeping up" with the Kardashians: 22-year-old Rob accidentally ingested organic male enhancement pills that his mother Kris intended to give to his stepfather. Rob's resulting (painful) erection landed him in the doctor's office. More »8 Things Learned From Jersey Shore's Talk Show Appearances
Girl Prodigy Types 119-Words A Minute • Prosecution Allowed To Seek Death Penalty Against Casey Anthony
• Meet Mackenzie, a child prodigy who can type 119 worlds per minute (the average professional adult types 50-70 wpm). "It makes me feel powerful," she said. "I'd like to get to at least 200." • More »Jersey Shore: Beat Up The Beat, Not Snooki
On yesterday's episode, Snooki was on the receiving end of a now-infamous suckerpunch. It was shitty for many reasons, one of them being that it's more fun watching her have fun, because when she has fun, she does back flips! More »Real Housewives: What's The Deal With The Controlling Husbands?
On last night's episode, Vicki planned a "girls' weekend" in Fort Lauderdale, but two of the husbands (and Slade) insisted on tagging along, because—bizarrely—they don't "spend time apart." It's easy to see why this upset Vicki. More »Robert Downey Jr. On Brawling, Babies, And Playboy Bunnies
Today on GMA, new co-anchor George Stephanopoulos awkwardly asked Robert Downey Jr. if he's ready to become a dad again. He replied, "Sure, why not?" but his wife, who was standing off-camera, gave the plan a "definitive no."