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    Image of missheidilynn missheidilynn
    11:29 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    1) I would never date a guy who called me "kiddo"
    2) Who wears a leather jacket with no shirt underneath? At least put on v-neck under that shit!!!
    3) I could probably just watch the "next time on" and be satisfied
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11:26 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    Spencer Pratt is a svelte Glenn Beck.

    Justin Bobby is the poor man's Uncle Jesse.

    If I believed in hell, I think that it would be a lot like that club that they went to. Except you can never leave. You have to dance, dance, dance! with douchebags forever and witness assholes get in arguments with assholes they used to date. #thehillsvasectomy
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    11:26 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment

    Dang it, JustinBobby. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:21 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    Jayde scares the bejesus out of me because she reminds me of one of my classmates from high school. Said girl was prone to flying off the handle, starting fights and actually beat the crap out of her older brother's girlfriend on one occasion. A few years later, it was made public that she had a fairly serious cocaine habit. #thehillsvasectomy
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    11:20 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    This show is nothing short of infuriating. Why, then, do I watch it every week? Um. I don't know. Anyway! JustinBobby was particularly maddening last night. That one little strand of hair hanging just so over his forehead, the fact that he has the worlds weakest game EVER, the fact that he keeps messing with Audrina*...I wanted to slap him so bad. Even moreso than usual.

    *I think he does it just to entertain himself. And since Audrina doesn't come across as very...um..emotionally intelligent...makes it all the more cruel. I feel bad for her, even though I also want to yell at her for being a dummy and still taking his calls and falling for his carefully nonchalant bs.

    And for the record, I find Charlie hilarious. Not sure why but I think he's a perfect foil for our good buddy "Spender". #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11:25 AM

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Yeah, I don't feel so bad for Audrina. Maybe the first 6,000 times he did this to her, but after the 6,001st time, not so much. #thehillsvasectomy
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    11:32 AM

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Spender, yes! I love that that little boy called him that. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    02:10 AM

    In reply to Miss J Is A Baby Daddy
    Okay, I'm going to say something that I know is completely ridiculous, but still: Given the situation he described, where it's a sperm donor (or donors) that you know and are friends/comfortable with and there are no apparent fertility issues, would anybody else try the ol' squish the contents of a used condom out and see if it takes route? I mean, aren't IUI and IVF really really expensive? Would anyone else be tempted to go the cheapo DIY artificial insemination first, or am I just disgusting? #jalexanderfather
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    Image of Confutatis Maledictis Confutatis Maledictis
    06:05 AM

    @yvanehtnioj: Not at all! I know a lesbian couple whose daughter is the product of turkey baster insemination. The biological father and his wife are good friend with them, and they agreed to the arrangement readily. #jalexanderfather
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    Image of spamanda spamanda
    10:58 AM

    @Confutatis Maledictis: Either we know the same couples, or it's more common than people realize. I also know two couples, one gay men, one gay women, who have children together and share joint custody like divorced parents do. I've never asked on the specifics of how the children were conceived though, lol. #jalexanderfather
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    11/10/09

    In reply to Ex-Pageant Queen Wants To Leave Sex Rehab To Get Her Extensions Done
    It's easy to believe she doesn't have anyone outside the clinic to get her affairs in order for her, actually. It's so sad that way that by the time addicts are ready to pull themselves up, their behavior has alienated everyone who has loved them, all their potential support. Peniche must have once been charming to get as far as she did on the pageant circuit, but something terribly ugly has a grip on her now. I genuinely hope she has a breakthrough during treatment, but damn, she seems to be fighting so hard to stay sick. #sexrehabwithdrdrewkariannpeniche...
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/10/09

    In reply to Miss J Is A Baby Daddy
    I know it's ridiculous, but I read on some completely non-reputable website that he was actually straight and his flamboyant persona was just that- a persona he adopted for work and publicity.

    I scratched my head for a long time on that one, because I knew it had to be wrong, but also I could believe it . . .

    Nice to know for sure now. :) #jalexanderfather
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    11/10/09

    In reply to Miss J Is A Baby Daddy
    I never liked him much on ANTM because he always came off to me as negative and a bit rude. But my goodness if I didn't love him after this interview! Charming, thoughtful, interesting...can we transfer that to ANTM? #jalexanderfather
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    Image of doit2julia doit2julia
    11/10/09

    @Meglantine: My dislike of Jay stems far beyond his rudeness. When watching a rare Cycle 1 rerun-athon, it became patently clear that a once down-to-earth, straight shooting, albeit flamboyant man had opted to play up his camp season after season for maximum obnoxiousness. And for no other discernible reason than good, old-fashioned famewhoring. Boo. #jalexanderfather
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    Image of pssshwhatever pssshwhatever
    11/10/09

    @doit2julia: I think it's possible that he was playing down his natural persona in the first season because I'm sure no one was sure how a person like him would play on national tv. As it's become more obvious that the show's audience isn't put off by him, perhaps the real Miss J has simply emerged more? Things have changed a decent bit for gay acceptance in pop culture even since ANTM started, so I wouldn't blame Miss J just yet. #jalexanderfather
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    11/10/09

    In reply to "Join Or Die. That's Your Pitch?"
    Roger wasn't even that funny this season. They should DEFINITELY put together his bits from Seasons 1 and 2. Love that silver fox! #rogersterling
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    11/10/09

    In reply to Miss J Is A Baby Daddy
    Wait...he's gay?! How did I not know this?

    /sarcasm

    I wonder what his offspring is like. #jalexanderfather
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    Image of bookling bookling
    11/10/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Vexes The View With "Victim" Act
    Here is what drives me crazy about people like her claiming that "every American has the right to express their opinion": Yes. You do. And you did express your opinion. And nobody censored you, everybody heard your answer. And then many of us chose to express our opinion that you are an idiot and a hypocrite. If you want your right to free speech, you have to take responsibility for what you say and understand that sometimes that will mean people criticizing you for it. #carrieprejeantheview
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/10/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Vexes The View With "Victim" Act
    c-r-a-a-a-a-z-y e-y-e-s #carrieprejeantheview
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    11/10/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: And Tracie captured it all with her marvelous screencaps! #carrieprejeantheview
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    Image of Ineedmorecowbell Ineedmorecowbell
    11/10/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: On 3 different shows she had the crazy eyed thing going on. At first I thought could it be drugs but now I'm just thinking it's some creepy Stepford transformation happening. #carrieprejeantheview
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Ineedmorecowbell was starred Ineedmorecowbell was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/10/09

    @Ineedmorecowbell: I think she's attempting to widen her eyes in an attempt to make her innocence appear more authentic? (if that makes sense? you know, how small children do it.) #carrieprejeantheview
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of Ineedmorecowbell Ineedmorecowbell
    11/10/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: You're right maybe this is some type of beauty pageant trick like putting vaseline on your teeth and glue on your butt. #carrieprejeantheview
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    Image of pinkcrickets pinkcrickets
    11/10/09


    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: for real. This is a theme: #carrieprejeantheview
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment pinkcrickets was starred pinkcrickets was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    This was about as joyless as the Gene Simmons sex tape. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Vexes The View With "Victim" Act
    Oh, teh stoopid. It bernz. #carrieprejeantheview
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