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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/21/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
    That's racially questionable.
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    12:11 AM

    @The HZA.: I think they could've done better. She doesn't make an attractive "guidette."
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    The HZA. promoted this comment AfroJezeBella was starred AfroJezeBella was unstarred
    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    02:19 AM

    @AfroJezeBella: I think her point and commentary were lost. I get the idea. But false execution.
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    The HZA. was starred The HZA. was unstarred
    Image of EKane EKane
    12/21/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
    I think the creators stepped over the fine line between parodying over tanned, orange skin and brown face. I t probably would be equally as unfunny if they stopped at orange skin. I'd like to see what she looked like in the footage they chopped out between :27 and :28.
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    Image of dangerslut dangerslut
    12/21/09

    @EKane: Really? Because I look at Snookie every episode and can only think about how much vitriol has passed between black and italians and the fact that Snookie tans soo much to look darker given that history is odd to me. I always think that Snookie is in blackface when I see her.
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    EKane promoted this comment dangerslut was starred dangerslut was unstarred
    Image of EKane EKane
    12/21/09

    @dangerslut: I should have made it clear I think it's brown face. And your tidbit about italians is interesting... off to Google! :)
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    EKane was starred EKane was unstarred
    Image of Alessar Alessar
    12/21/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
    Actually the extremely brown color was transitory; it looks like that's the color of the fake tanner itself and once it's removed she's noticeably lighter (but still orangey brown; just not blackfacey-brown).
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/21/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
    Can I please just take the "or die" part now, or do I have to wait until the "funny" is over?
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    AndPreciousLittleofThat was starred AndPreciousLittleofThat was unstarred
    Image of lilithmelpomene lilithmelpomene
    12/21/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: There was a "funny" part to that?
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    AndPreciousLittleofThat promoted this comment lilithmelpomene was starred lilithmelpomene was unstarred
    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/21/09

    @lilithmelpomene: We must've both blinked at the same time.
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    AndPreciousLittleofThat was starred AndPreciousLittleofThat was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/21/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
    So I guess this was orange face?
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/21/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Also known as what happens when I get a little excited about my Cheetos.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/21/09

    In reply to Kendra Has A Baby
    Squeamish, unsure, and gassy is an accurate description of how I feel about Kendra.
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    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    12/21/09

    In reply to Big Love Returns In A Big Way
    I can't believe we have to wait another 20 days for this. HBO, you're killing me!
     Reply
    Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was starred Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/21/09

    In reply to Big Love Returns In A Big Way
    I am sooo excited about "Big Love"! I've been watching re-runs lately, trying to shrug off "Dexter" and serial killers and get my mind ready for more polygamous drama!
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    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/21/09

    In reply to Big Love Returns In A Big Way
    Could you imagine Bill filling out a job application for the Senate?
    1. Are you an natural born citizen of the United States?
    Yes, but my birth certificate is held on a compound by a man named Roman.
    2. Marital Status: Yes, No, Complicated.
    Complicated.
    3. Current Occupation: Small business owner, stud on child factory farm.
    4. What do you do in your leisure time? Receive the prophecy, date Russian servers, bouncing bunny butt sex.
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    Edited by CurtCole at 12/21/09 3:49 PM CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of marks-alot marks-alot
    12/21/09

    In reply to Big Love Returns In A Big Way
    I have all kinds of mad love for Gennifer Goodwin, and I hope this is not snarky, but it looks like she has dropped too much weight. I miss the "normal" sized version (where "normal" probably means hollywood chubby at a size 2 or 4 and by no means equates to anything in reality). Maybe it was just the angles in the clips.
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    Triphena promoted this comment marks-alot was starred marks-alot was unstarred
    Image of Triphena Triphena
    12/21/09

    @marks-alot: No, I think she dropped a lot of weight for her role in He's Just Not That Into You. She's def. skinnier.
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    12/21/09

    @marks-alot: yeah, the lollipop head effect.
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    hollygirl was starred hollygirl was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/21/09

    In reply to Big Love Returns In A Big Way
    I'm so excited I can't even stand it. Is it too soon to start making popcorn?
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    Image of LaBelleDerbySansMerci LaBelleDerbySansMerci
    12/21/09

    In reply to Big Love Returns In A Big Way
    From now until January, it's just me and my Juniper Creek Christmas album. Heck yeah.
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    hortense promoted this comment LaBelleDerbySansMerci was starred LaBelleDerbySansMerci was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12/21/09

    In reply to Big Love Returns In A Big Way
    So, I'll be seeing this in 2011 then because I don't have HBO and I still haven't seen season 3 since it's not on DVD yet. I honestly want Ben and Margene to hook up in the worst way! And I hate that Sarah is leaving!
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    Image of lauralauramc lauralauramc
    12/21/09

    @Triana Orpheus: i'm in the same sad state. this recession has really been tough!
    (totally facetious)
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    Triana Orpheus promoted this comment lauralauramc was starred lauralauramc was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/21/09

    @Triana Orpheus: I read somewhere that the Ben/Margene thing will come to a head this season.

    Oops. Freudian slip.
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    rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12/21/09

    @rodmanstreet: Do not! Do not make me shell out for HBO! Do not make me pick up my phone and call my cable provider. Or is there somewhere I can watch it online?
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    Triana Orpheus was starred Triana Orpheus was unstarred
    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    12/21/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Depending on your views of copyright law, there's always torrents.
     Reply
    Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was starred Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/21/09

    @Triana Orpheus: There are ways... of which I cannot speak here. PM/email and I'll smuggle episodes to you in a paper bag!
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    rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12/21/09

    @Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: I'm wary of torrents. Don't some of them contain viruses?
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    Triana Orpheus was starred Triana Orpheus was unstarred
    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    12/21/09

    @Triana Orpheus: They can, but it's usually not a big problem. Use a site that lets users post comments or rate the torrent (like ISOhunt) and look at those before downloading. Stick with whichever version has the most people downloading it-safety in numbers, etc.
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    Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was starred Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was unstarred
    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    12/21/09

    In reply to Kendra Has A Baby
    My family does not eat the gizzards and necks and hearts. My boyfriend insists that Thanksgiving stuffing must be based on hearts, turkey necks and internal organs. When he was slicing up a bunch of chicken hearts, then showed me the internal chamber of one and squeezed it to make it pulse - well, let's just say I very nearly became a vegetarian that very moment. Thus, I understand Kendra being grossed out, and I would never make anyone reach into the cavity of a turkey - ever.
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    Edited by Flackette Goes Retro at 12/21/09 2:50 PM Flackette Goes Retro was starred Flackette Goes Retro was unstarred
    Image of Ruby_de_la_Booby Ruby_de_la_Booby
    12/21/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: GIBLET GRAVY!

    My mother adds to the nastiness of giblet gravy by adding chunks of hard boiled egg to it. Revolting.
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    Flackette Goes Retro promoted this comment Ruby_de_la_Booby was starred Ruby_de_la_Booby was unstarred
    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    12/21/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: Yes, that is what he called it. I informed him that his family is insane. He added pickles to it as well. Gag.
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    Flackette Goes Retro was starred Flackette Goes Retro was unstarred
    Image of Ruby_de_la_Booby Ruby_de_la_Booby
    12/21/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: I think he wins with the pickles over the eggs.
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    Ruby_de_la_Booby was starred Ruby_de_la_Booby was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/21/09

    In reply to Kendra Has A Baby
    Aw damn, I got emotional. And that is one big bebeh, so allow me to add a "Go Kendra!"

    FWIW, c-sections are not at all pain-free. It's simply squeezing that same big baby out a different hole.
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    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
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