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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    03:14 PM

    In reply to Bo Reduces Michelle & Oprah To Baby Talk
    Damn you Bo and your eternally tuxedoed floofiness and ability to reduce two of the world's most powerful women to baby talk!

    On the real tip, though, Bo is adorable.
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    Image of anonanimal anonanimal
    04:00 PM

    @BetteD: At first I thought the red part of his little bells was a bow tie. I would have liked it more if it ended being that instead. ADORABLE
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    03:07 PM

    In reply to The Jacksons Reality Show Reveals Jermaine's Bitchiness
    Hey! Welcome back Mrs. Morrissey!!
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    03:02 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    Hm, there's gotta be a good lawyer joke buried somewhere in here.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    03:01 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    Is it bad my immediate reactions to this were 1: Gahhh, why is it in Oklahoma AGAIN!! swiftly followed by 2. At least she isn't black?
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    02:59 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    From a purely professional perspective, the clip is awesome, particularly because she, like a total idiot, drunkenly admitted to stealing the ambulance while on camera.

    Everything else about it sucks, though. Hope she likes it in jail.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    02:58 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    How horrific and ironic would it have been if she had injured someone while in the ambulance? Talk about adding insult to injury!
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    02:57 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    Latarian Milton, your move.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    02:53 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    Well, at least she wasn't whiny or feeling sorry for herself when she spoke to the news. Then she might have to steal a waaaahmbulance.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02:39 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    Reminds me of this story:

    [www.chicagobreakingnews.com]

    Donuts with a stolen ambulance in Millennium Park- the best way to express frustration.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    02:42 PM

    @morninggloria: Tank chase beats car chase, any day, every day, forever and ever.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    03:15 PM

    @andBegorrah: Ah, my home. The YouTube comments are not helping me determine whether or not this actually happened. If it's real, I drove by that Wienerschnitzel last night. Glad it's still standing.

    Was the driver of the tank also visibly drunk, or just visibly stupid?
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    03:17 PM

    @jigglyball: Oh, it's real. The driver was mentally ill (though the official diagnosis according to me and my family is still "balls-out crazypants epicitis").
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    03:45 PM

    @andBegorrah: Oh balls, now I feel like an ass for calling someone with mental illness stupid. I appreciate your diagnosis.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04:19 PM

    @andBegorrah: Don't forget KILLDOZER!
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    02:38 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    OMG, you are 28. Grow the eff up! You could have killed someone.

    #crankyoldlady
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    02:43 PM

    @boobookitteh: She was at the hospital in the first place because she had just drunkenly caused a collision. If a car crash, police on the scene, a hospital visit and stealing an ambulance don't make a dent in your buzz, you are righteously knackered.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    02:44 PM

    @boobookitteh: I'd say this is inappropriate at any age.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    02:46 PM

    @femme-bot: true!
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    02:37 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    It would have been even more fun if you'd hit a van full of kids, haw haw. Enjoy jail, asshole.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    02:35 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    My favorite part of the news segment is when the camera pans over the yard with its tiny beam of light, looking for the elusive tire tracks the reporter has noticed. That's some quality investigative journalism, there, Lou.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    02:56 PM

    @I, Zombie Normal: That is the best, I agree.

    I will wager a guess and say the people in her newsroom mocked the shit out of that shot. I know we would have if one of our reporters turned in something like that in one of her packages.
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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    02:35 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    Ah, whatevs. Nothing beats stealing a golf cart drunk.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    02:34 PM

    In reply to Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
    Don't threaten me with a good time!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    02:35 PM

    @Trulymadlyme: So right on.
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    02:23 PM

    In reply to The Jacksons Reality Show Reveals Jermaine's Bitchiness
    Yay! Tracie is back to watch TV for me!
    PS: Congrats on the wedding!
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