I love that Kelsey said, "I can't be the only girl who got drunk and laid on speed bump." Her choice of grammar gives the sentence a whole different, yet not necessarily inaccurate, meaning.

But seriously, how are these girls supposed to know what "specifically" is OK as far as sluttiness goes, when earlier in the episode they were asked to show their pole dancing skills in a challenge, and rewarded for turning a belly-flopping contest into a wet t-shirt contest? I guess for Bret, the balance is - much like the security of his wig without his bandanna - a delicate one.

Some of the girls are in debt, so the natural decision was to fall back on old habits and earn some quick cash through stripping. Kayla, who is a veteran stripper — with the body stocking to prove it — filled up on booze to help with her nerves. She ended up getting so hosed that she took her clothes off for free on the floor before the contest started, then ran outside into the parking lot naked, then barfed her brains out, then had to be taken to the hospital. On a brighter note, the other roommate who entered the contest, Sarah, won first prize. Silver lining! Clip above.