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09/18/09
And didn't he refuse pain medication in order to make most of the months he and his wife and family had? He lived and died with so much grace, and Suzanne Somers should not use his death as an opportunity to put herself into the spotlights.
09/18/09
Bitch.
Also, Martha, I agree with you on KMart and all, but perhaps the best person to give advice on being careful is the one who ISN'T a convicted felon. Mmmkay?
09/18/09
Cancer is evil. It is an attack on your body by your body and therefore it's very nature is both unfair and harsh.
Unfortunately, Cancer doesn't respond to vita-shakes and broccoli. I wish it did but no, alas, it doesn't. You can try to live healthier to avoid it but as cancer is mostly unpredictable - as you can get Cancer due to your lifestyle choices (drinking, smoking, rolling around in uranium) or through the simple fate of being with the genetic propensity for it.
Please see above when I mention how unfair it is.
Also - Tact, according to MW - definition two- is "a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense" and Suzy Q you've managed to FAIL at that.
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Also, Jon Krasinski, we don't want The Office to go away either! I'm glad we're all on the same page.
Joel McHale, I missed last night's premiere of Community but I have DVR-ed it just because of you.
Martha Stewart, I have no opinion of you but right now, you should shut it.
Suzanne Somers, that goes double for you.
09/18/09
Also, as much as J. Simp annoys, there's no evidence that she stood there saying "Meh, I don't care" when a coyote ran off with her dog so I don't think it's fair to say she wasn't careful.
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I think that's the only thing that the two of us have in common.
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Like Madonna's case, if you are soooooo rich, why not just give the existing family a big chunk of money to allow the child to go back to the family?
EJ and partner can legally adopt in U.K. As a gay couple, there are no restrictions for them.
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Adoptive parents are held to a higher standard than birth families and those that can make alternate arrangements due to their financial circumstances. If EJ wanted, he could arrange egg donor and surrogacy and no one would prevent it due to his age. (At least in the U.S. Are you in the U.K?)
(No first time parent has any track record of raising toddlers.)
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They went to a Mexican Holistic treatment centre. They had him do a cleanse. He ate nothing but fruit and vegetables, he took supplements, and exercised.
I'm sure he would tell you how nice it was, but he can't. Why? Because he's dead. Not getting proper treatment for his cancer resulted in him dying. Of cancer. Placebo effect can only get you so far.
I guess what I'm saying is, STFU Suzanne Somers.
09/18/09
My grandmother died of lung, heart, bone and breast cancer (she got the quadruple whammy, that's for sure) 12 years ago. Her surgery was barbaric and her treatment was almost inhumane. She lived about 10 months after the surgery, and watching her dying days will always haunt me. She needed a new lung, a new heart and about a half-dozen other new body parts. At no point did I ever think "All she needs is a good dump and an orange."
Suzanne Sommers, if you can show me the first person to be cured of cancer by taking a 3-week long bowel movement and asparagus, then you're allowed to talk about cancer again.