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    Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House

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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Middle aged men on the world: Do not invade the personal spaces of women you do not know. Especially German women.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/08/09

    @Sophie needs to study...damn:
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    Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    "Tiger's Tails Live It Up."?

    Page Six, you are a revelation! How could I have previously overlooked the "Tiger tail" wordplay? I am disappointed in myself.
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    limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Tiger photographed ordering drink from waitress! Woods seen publicly talking to women who are not his wife!
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    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of emona emona
    12/08/09

    @Jack_Burton: Tiger seen walking through nightclub, surrounded by women who are not his wife!

    Tiger seen in grocery store handing money to blonde bombshell in uniform, who is not his wife!

    Tiger seen giving car keys to gentleman in red vest, who is not his wife!

    And on and on they go. Everyone's got a story to sell... errr, tell.
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment Edited by emona at 12/08/09 12:01 PM emona was starred emona was unstarred
    Image of OldEnough2BYourMama OldEnough2BYourMama
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    It makes me more than a little concerned that TMZ can get their hands on Tiger's hospital admission chart.
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    formergr promoted this comment OldEnough2BYourMama was starred OldEnough2BYourMama was unstarred
    Image of formergr formergr
    12/08/09

    @OldEnough2BYourMama: Yeah, seems like ever time a big celebrity goes to Cedars-Sinai for something vaguely scandalous, hospital staff violate HIPAA and dish to TMZ on their chart and condition.

    And then a few weeks later you see a news article about staff being fired, and retraining on the importance of privacy. I know Tiger is in FL, but the message obviously still isn't working...
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    12/08/09

    @OldEnough2BYourMama: I'm pretty sure that TMZ could school the CIA at this point, which is horrifying on so many levels. On the upside, maybe paparazzos in desert gillie suits could find Bin Laden and such.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of Devi Devi
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Back up, back up. Jay-Z is 40?
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment Devi was starred Devi was unstarred
    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    12/08/09

    @Devi: I know! He looks younger. That means he and Beyonce are 12 years apart. Sounds like a lot, no?
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) was starred Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) was unstarred
    Image of iquenique iquenique
    12/08/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Wasn't there an entire 30 Rock episode dedicated to the fact that Lemon and Hornberger (?!) couldn't tell how old black people are?

    "How old do you think I am?!"
    "22" "65"
     Reply
    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment iquenique was starred iquenique was unstarred
    Image of Ginmar Rienne Ginmar Rienne
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    You know, Fitty's okay, but really, what Susan Boyle needs is the grandmotherly, toasted, profane charms of Snoop.

    Is it safe to say that Susan Boyle, by reason of the fact that she's from England and therefore not on US soil too much, is pretty much the only woman out there now who is not connected to Tiger Woods in some way?
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    EKane promoted this comment Ginmar Rienne was starred Ginmar Rienne was unstarred
    Image of furthermore furthermore
    12/08/09

    @Ginmar Rienne: She's Scottish! (sorry, Scot peeve about English being synonymous with Brittish).
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment furthermore was starred furthermore was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I can't figure out why that Taylor Swift blurb bothers me so much but it really does. Am I bitter? I don't even know.
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    Image of Ruperts Drop Ruperts Drop
    12/08/09

    @Ms Meghan: Yeah, I don't like the idea of a (large) adult threatening to put their fist in a teenagers face... but that's me assuming that the bully phone caller was a teen.
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment Ruperts Drop was starred Ruperts Drop was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce
    12/08/09

    @RupertsDrop: Right? Also it's like "ooooh look at me I have a bodyguard to deal with bullies" when there are people like Lori Drew are out in the world. It seemed like a ploy to relate her more to her target audience but it just alienated her more (at least to me).
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    Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce was starred Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce was unstarred
    Image of Cairn Cairn
    12/08/09

    @Ms Meghan: Don't teens who are picked on ALL want to have a bodyguard to protect them?
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment Cairn was starred Cairn was unstarred
    Image of Nun Shall Pass Nun Shall Pass
    12/08/09

    @RupertsDrop: I just Googled it and Taylor is turning 20 next week, so I would assume that her bully was probably at least her age or maybe older. Although, of course I could be wrong, but bullies are just usually not younger than the people they pick on, right? I was lucky enough to never get seriously bullied so I don't know, maybe that does happen, but in any case I doubt it was someone under 18. It still doesn't make threatening violence to someone acceptable, but still.
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    formergr promoted this comment Nun Shall Pass was starred Nun Shall Pass was unstarred
    Image of Cairn Cairn
    12/08/09

    @RupertsDrop: I'm fine with it. Bullies are bullies; the reason they're effective is the imbalance of power between the bully and the bullied. Any remedy to that is fine; note that the bodyguard didn't seek out the teen to threaten him (which would be wrong), but threatened him only after the teen made the first aggressive move against a potential victim.

    Also, in this situation, Swift is famous. She has a bodyguard. And some bully STILL thinks he can get away with threatening her? That's beyond casual opportunistic bullying; that's seeking out to victimize someone. That he thinks he has the ability to victimize her is a little scary in and of itself; back to the concept of power disparity, for some reason he thinks he is more powerful than a celebrity, which is cause for concern.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Cairn was starred Cairn was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce
    12/08/09

    @Cairn: Well yeah, but they don't. More often than not, no one looks out for teens who are bullied.
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    Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce was starred Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce was unstarred
    Image of formergr formergr
    12/08/09

    @Nun Shall Pass: Ugh, you'd think, but as a senior, I was bullied by 2 freshman girls on my volleyball team. I still feel like a dunce for it over 10 years later (like, why couldn't I tell them to shove off? why did I even let them get to me?), but it does happen.

    And I no longer stand for anything close to bullying, so that's improvement!
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    formergr was starred formergr was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Pee-Wee! Please come to NYC! Please!
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    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Oh, Hailey, he's thrown a huge fork in your family? In my family we call that kind of person a spoon, because he stirs shit up.
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment Edited by madeofawesome at 12/08/09 10:24 AM madeofawesome was starred madeofawesome was unstarred
    Image of Miss. Money-Sterling Miss. Money-Sterling
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I'm assuming that Phil Hartman might not make it to the Pee-Wee reboot either. I miss Captian Carl, sigh.
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    Eleanor Ramilly promoted this comment Miss. Money-Sterling was starred Miss. Money-Sterling was unstarred
    Image of winner winner
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I dreamed a dream of 50 cent
    When we were high
    this past Thanksgiving
    I dreamed despite my swift ascent
    I dreamed of 745 chrome spinning
    Then I was young and unafraid
    And money was made and gangstas was wasted
    There was no contract, gotta get paid
    No bong unbung, no honey untasted.

    I would pay for that.
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    winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    12/08/09

    @winner: But then the haters come at night.

    Their voices crunk, their beats like thunder

    As they tear your grill apart

    And fill your pimp cup with shame.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    In honor of Madonna and Courtney Love sharing breathing space for the same time in over a decade, I bring you my all-time favorite 7 minutes of television ever:
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/08/09

    @Tchotchke: I remember this! I loved when the makeup compact came flying out of nowhere into the frame...I hearted Courtney at that moment.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment Bettiespork was starred Bettiespork was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/08/09

    @Bettiespork: It was simply perfect television. The amount of comedy gold packed into 5 minutes is astounding: Courtney throwing a compact, Courtney pissing off Madonna, Madonna and Courtney sharing terse bitchery, Courtney falling off of the chair. I could watch it all day because it never gets old!
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Clare116 Clare116
    12/08/09

    @Tchotchke: That Madonna would criticize anyone for being attention-seeking is comedy platinum.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment Clare116 was starred Clare116 was unstarred
    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    12/08/09

    @Tchotchke:

    I love that she makes Madonna so uncomfortable.

    I could watch this and that marathon that Courtney hosted on MTV on repeat for days. She's fascinating when she's lucid, she's fascinating when she's clearly higher than a kite.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment dandelionbrowne was starred dandelionbrowne was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/08/09

    @dandelionbrowne: I had no idea there was a Courtney marathon! She's batshit, but she's not stupid by any means. Which only makes her problems all the more unfortunate.

    Also, yeah, anyone who can effectively piss off Madonna gets a +1 in my book.
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 12/08/09 11:41 AM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    12/08/09

    @Tchotchke:

    It was epic and deliciously off the cuff! I'll see if I can find it.

    I recently re-read her speech about the music industry from the Napster days. I've always thought she was wildly intelligent and I wonder who she would have been without the drugs. I kinda hate that she's de-evolved into spanking hot mess territory.
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/08/09

    @Tchotchke:

    ha. I thought it was one of the funniest "interviews' ever. The look on Madonna's face is priceless.

    Remember when that awards show used to be fun and relevant?
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/08/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Another classic was Kurt asking Axel Rose to be Frances' godfather. Amazing. Plus, it was always good for a few artists accepting awards and thanking Satan. Ha.
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of BreeDMN BreeDMN
    12/08/09

    @Tchotchke: Didn't Kurt die recently? This surely was one of his finest moments in my book.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment BreeDMN was starred BreeDMN was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/08/09

    @BreeDMN: What the fuck does that mean?
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of BreeDMN BreeDMN
    12/08/09

    @Tchotchke: My sincere apologies, I had him mixed up with another guy from MTV who passed away recently, Ken Ober.

    [www.mtv.com]
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    BreeDMN was starred BreeDMN was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    There is genuine affection between my daughter and Clooney.

    Who calls their daughter's boyfriend by his last name? "Well, honey, I certainly hope that she invites Martinez back for Christmas. Although I wonder what happened to her ex boyfriend, Miller. I hope that he didn't end up dropping out of grad school, like that loser Green."
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/08/09

    @morninggloria: Yeah, that quote sounds suspiciously like what the fathers of the Playboy housepets say about Hefner.

    Of course I don't object to this relationship. I saw them together and Hef remembered her name and everything!
     Reply
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Everyone is invited to my star-studded 1930's themed party. We'll eat cold beans out of a can and huddle in a homemade Hooverville. Featured celebrities will be Tom Arnold, Carrot Top, Vanilla Ice, and that kid from Jerry Maguire who makes us all feel old, because I can't think of anything more Depressing than that.

    Take THAT, Beyonce.
     Reply
    LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    12/08/09

    @Yahtzii: Oooh I can bring other Depression food!
    Old Irish "potato and point" - family huddles around the table eating cold boiled potatoes. Each person points their potato in the direction of a small piece of salt pork before eating it.
    MFK Fisher's "sludge."
    My dad grew up (in the '50s, not the '30s, but still poor) eating deviled ham sandwiches: 1 can of deviled ham (the small ones) plus mayonnaise = sandwiches for 8 kids.
    For dessert: milk toast (hot milk poured over toast with sugar).
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment Leucadia was starred Leucadia was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/08/09

    @Yahtzii: But will there be hobo names? I want a hobo name.
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    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    12/08/09

    @NellMood: And bindles, Foul Ole Nell.
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    Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/08/09

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I usually try to avoid the comments over at TMZ, but today I had to laugh out loud at this one, re Tiger being checked into the hospital under the alias William Smith: 'You know you're big time when using the alias "Will Smith" is an improvement on your privacy.'
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    Breamworthy was starred Breamworthy was unstarred
    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/08/09

    @Breamworthy: That made me laugh out loud too. Sort of like if Oprah would use the alias "Angelina Jolie".
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