The Stagecoach Music Festival, which is not quite as cool as Jazz Fest and not quite as irritating as Coachella, was the scene of a frenzied confrontation yesterday when some random woman approached Ashton Kutcher (cowboy-hat edition), prompting festival security to go into full-on overreaction mode.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Channing Tatum May Gamble on Guys and Dolls
Ohmaaaaagaaaaa, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are in talks to be cast as the Guys — Skye Masterson and Nathan Detroit respectively — in the Fox remake of Joseph L. Mankiewicz's 1955 movie musical Guys and Dolls. Which is kind of as perfect as it's gonna get without old-school Marlon Brando steaming up the…
Sigh: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Calling It Quits
Superfoxes Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are divorcing after eight years of marriage, according to their reps: "It was a mutual decision. It was amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over." (Guh.) It's the second marriage for both of them. Although this means our fantasy of James Brolin, Barbra Streisand, Josh and Diane…
Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger
This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is aware …
Guess Which RNC Speakers Have Histories of Alleged Abuse?
Last night, the crowd at the Republican National Convention cheered wildly at Mitt Romney's suggestion that motherhood is the most important job in the family. They roared with enthusiasm when the CEO of Staples brought up the idea of onsite child care for working mothers. And Ann Romney's Tuesday evening comments…
Andy Roddick Announces He's Retiring from Tennis to Focus More on…
Despite Us Weekly's herculean efforts, I just have a hard time caring about what Andy Roddick is doing. I guess because mostly the stuff he does is hit a ball with a big paddle and put his rod/dick in a supermodel. No hard feelings, just not really my wheelhouse when it comes to entertainment. But ANYhooz, Roddick is…
Watch Amy Adams Deal with a Curmudgeonly Clint Eastwood in the Trouble …
The latest baseball-is-America-and-America-is-baseball movie is Trouble with the Curve, and it's about a curmudgeonly, Clint Eastwood-y baseball scout played by Clint Eastwood whose deteriorating vision interferes with his ability to assess a young pitcher's ability to craftily hurl a baseball. Life lessons ensue.…
Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a …
Once upon a time, there was a princess who was in love with vampire, and then she met a guy with a wife and kids who said, "Let's spin straw into gold," and she was like, "OK." But, alas, some people got pictures of the two of them doing some illicit straw-gold-spinning, and the vampire was upset by the pictures and ran…
Taylor Swift Awesomely Got Bored Of Tim Tebow In Five Seconds And…
Country-crossover-singer-songwriter and America's unicorn Taylor Swift very likely touched footballer and rumored Te-beau Tim Tebow's Te-boner last month, but he was too busy being a virgin (or maybe being a virgin in the company of Dianna Agron
Even Gwyneth Paltrow's Distant Ancestors Were Exceptional
Gwynnie says she's recently discovered that her great-great-great-grandfather was a "miracle worker" and "Kabbalah master," who also saved his shtetl from a fire. Then he guest-starred on Glee and released a cookbook. [Contact Music]
