Advertisement

American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing…

Advertisement

Watch Amy Adams Deal with a Curmudgeonly Clint Eastwood in the Trouble with the Curve Trailer

The latest baseball-is-America-and-America-is-baseball movie is Trouble with the Curve, and it's about a curmudgeonly, Clint Eastwood-y baseball scout played by Clint Eastwood whose deteriorating vision interferes with his ability to assess a young pitcher's ability to craftily hurl a baseball. Life lessons ensue.…

Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody Wants

Once upon a time, there was a princess who was in love with vampire, and then she met a guy with a wife and kids who said, "Let's spin straw into gold," and she was like, "OK." But, alas, some people got pictures of the two of them doing some illicit straw-gold-spinning, and the vampire was upset by the pictures and…

Taylor Swift Awesomely Got Bored Of Tim Tebow In Five Seconds And Might Be Dating Mark Foster Now

Country-crossover-singer-songwriter and America's unicorn Taylor Swift very likely touched footballer and rumored Te-beau Tim Tebow's Te-boner last month, but he was too busy being a virgin (or maybe being a virgin in the company of Dianna Agron) to hold her interest. She may have moved on with Mark Foster, lead…