Secret US-China Climate Deal Sounds Romantic As Hell
The United States and China have just committed to work together on reducing carbon emissions. Which is major—it's pretty much impossible to make meaningful progress on climate change without the two nations presenting a united front, and if we don't make meaningful progress on climate change, humanity is pretty much…
Rush Limbaugh Thinks The Polar Vortex Is a Liberal Hoax, Naturally
Oh Jesus Christ. In news I couldn't make up if I was four days into an Ambien and LSD-induced fugue state, fucking Rush Limbaugh thinks the polar vortex that has basically been making your life a living hell is a Liberal hoax.
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When I step into the voting booth, I think about the world I want to leave my two daughters, and the values that are required to guide us there. The two parties' nominees for president offer different visions of where they want to lead America.One believes a woman's right to choose should be protected for future…
Here Are Some Politicians Who Think Climate Change Is Bullshit
Here are the 9 most anti-science candidates currently running for political office in the U.S., care of Mother Jones.
Insane Weather About To Kill Us All
You know in Sim City when your city wasn't working out that well so you decided to hit with a tornado and a flood and a hurricane, and then also a monster? According to scientists, that's what's about to happen to the earth. For the first time, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has focused not just on…
Climate Change Could Hurt Teen Girls The Most
A new study shows teenage girls could face the worst harm from climate change. That's because families often pull their daughters out of school in times of extreme crisis, and may even sell them as so-called "famine brides." Girls also may not be taught the skills — like swimming or tree-climbing — they need to…
Winter Can't Get Much Worse If You're A Reindeer With A Penis
The Arctic's indigenous Sami peoples discovered castrating reindeer helps herds handle winters made worse by climate change. Castrated males keep their antlers longer, allowing them to break through ice to find food, and are more likely to share with calves.
Love Songs Make It Easier To Find A Date • Woman Rips Windpipe Blowing Vuvuzela
• French researchers have found that listening to love ballads can make women more likely to accept a date from an "average" young man. In order to test this, they played their subjects music by Francis Cabrel and Vincent Delerm.
Australian Kiddie Pageant To Be "More Tasteful" • Bullying Students Plead Not Guilty
• Organizers of the Miss Bayside pageant in Australia, which will judge children up to age 13 on modeling, talent, and an interview, claim that it won't be "over the top" like American pageants. Oh, really?
Dare To Bare
[Copenhagen, December 18. Image via Getty]
Kind Of Blue
[Copenhagen, December 17. Image via Getty]

