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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    10/26/09

    In reply to Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
    In Other News: I am suddenly jealous of Leona Lewis. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/26/09

    In reply to Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
    Working for free? Until LiLo also has to take a forced furlough, pick up the workloads of all the other "artistic directors" who got canned in the first round of layoffs, and forego medical benefits and matching 401K contributions while being told daily she's just lucky she has a job, she'd better not come crying to me.
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    Edited by ihateyourescalade at 10/26/09 1:29 PM ihateyourescalade was starred ihateyourescalade was unstarred
    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/26/09

    In reply to Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
    If you just drink your champagne from the bottle it's one less dish to wash. #ragtrade
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    Image of lalie (apologetic mess) lalie (apologetic mess)
    10/26/09

    In reply to Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
    So what I'm getting from this is that Lindsay Lohan is an intern.
    How bourgeois, LiLo. #lindsaylohan
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    Plum-Pie promoted this comment lalie (apologetic mess) was starred lalie (apologetic mess) was unstarred
    Image of berlitzfrench berlitzfrench
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Is it just me, or does Marisa's breasts and the diamond bra look photoshopped onto her body? #marisamiller
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    thatblackgirl promoted this comment berlitzfrench was starred berlitzfrench was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    10/21/09

    @berlitzfrench: Maybe. I do know that Marisa's breasts are implants. #marisamiller
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    10/21/09

    @thatblackgirl: So, since they're implants, they must be photoshopped? #marisamiller
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    thatblackgirl promoted this comment BuffySummers was starred BuffySummers was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    10/21/09

    @BuffySummers: Photoshopped is used to create an illusion. So are implants. #marisamiller
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    Image of berlitzfrench berlitzfrench
    10/21/09

    @berlitzfrench: I just realized the grammatical error in my original post. Ugh. That's what I get for posting with only 3 hours of sleep under my belt... #marisamiller
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    10/21/09

    @thatblackgirl: Well, Photoshop is used to create an "illusion". Implants are used to create breasts that are made out of silicone instead of flesh. There's no reason physical breasts would look "photoshopped on" ust because they have implants inside. #marisamiller
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    BuffySummers was starred BuffySummers was unstarred
    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    As an Anthropology student, I resent the spelling of that shop name.

    But my two American friends are always banging on about how good it is, and they both dress far better than I do, so I'll probably check it out at some point... #marisamiller
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    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was starred Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was unstarred
    Image of lisas lisas
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    On what planet do these people live, that it's reasonable to ask why Anna Wintour doesn't just throw away her garments after she's worn them once?

    These are the same sort of people who pay homeless guys to beat the shit out each other, aren't they. #marisamiller
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    I love Ann Taylor - the pieces are usually basic enough that I can rock them for a variety of occasions, with the right accessories. Sure, they're "edge-free", but I add my own edge with jewelry, shoes and bags. #marisamiller
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    Image of PrettyNicola PrettyNicola
    10/21/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: That article seems incredibly condescending. Ann Taylor is my splurge store. #marisamiller
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    FashionShowAtLunch promoted this comment PrettyNicola was starred PrettyNicola was unstarred
    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/21/09

    @PrettyNicola: Oh, I know: "A strapless dress, reasonable at $240!" "My new Balmain motorcyle pants!"

    Suck it, Cintra Wilson. #marisamiller
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/21/09

    @PrettyNicola: And also, I always beeline right to the sales rack. That can be a treasure trove. #marisamiller
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    FashionShowAtLunch was starred FashionShowAtLunch was unstarred
    Image of PrettyNicola PrettyNicola
    10/21/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: She lost me for good at:
    "No, I’m not interested in a Michelle Obama-inspired, stretch satin, office-party ‘mistletoe moment’ dress, thank you very little."

    We can't all wear "Frankenhooker" boots to work Cintra! Some of us like collecting cardigans and wool skirts--preferably ones that cost less than $100, thanks.

    Also, I love the Kelly reference. #marisamiller
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    Image of funzette funzette
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Professions in which "Wearer Of The Diamond Studded Bra" is the most coveted position:

    1. Victoria Secret Runway Model
    2. Tax Professional, H&R Block
    3. Seductively-Arranged Lounger, My Bed #marisamiller
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Yes they are boat shoes. And undoubtedly ridiculously expensive. But I like 'em. Because I grew up in New England. Nice work Mark. #marisamiller
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    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    If I had a 3 million dollar bra, I'd want it to be infinitely more gaudy. #marisamiller
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    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) promoted this comment KimberleeJean was starred KimberleeJean was unstarred
    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    10/21/09

    @KimberleeJean: Or at least the matching underpants. #marisamiller
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    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was starred Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was unstarred
    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    10/21/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Full ones, not a thong! #marisamiller
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    KimberleeJean was starred KimberleeJean was unstarred
    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    10/21/09

    @KimberleeJean: Agreed - imagine having a diamond-encrusted string... well, there. I can barely contend with lace! #marisamiller
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    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was starred Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) was unstarred
    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    10/21/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): It'd be like having a bedazzled vagina. Ouch! #marisamiller
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/21/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): after last weeks Project Runway, diamond crotch might be in the works. #marisamiller
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    phantom lady was starred phantom lady was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Miller's body defies nature.

    I have such a major girl-crush on Freja Beha Erichsen. #ragtrade
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of lolabee lolabee
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    "I certainly wouldn't want to do a plus-size line, as I have no problem with women of any size wearing my clothes."

    Was she misquoted? That sentence is so awkward it becomes contradictory. #ragtrade
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    maneki neko promoted this comment lolabee was starred lolabee was unstarred
    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    10/21/09

    @lolabee: I read it as, "I have no problem with fat chicks wearing my clothes but designing stuff that flatters a body with curves and stuff that deviates from my dressmaking mannequins is HARD and I'm too lazy." #marisamiller
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    maneki neko was starred maneki neko was unstarred
    Image of lisas lisas
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    I wonder what, exactly, you'd expect an objective source to say about the essence of love. "It's everything except that red rose parfum crap. Man that stuff stinks. Ignore Ashley, it's just the crack talking."
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    lisas was starred lisas was unstarred
    Image of lafleur lafleur
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    Lily looks fanfuckingtastic. I need those tights, Karl. Karl? Can you hear me?
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    lafleur was starred lafleur was unstarred
    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/06/09

    @lafleur: "Ei am zo zorry, ma fleur. Zeez tites on-ely come in siz-zes zah-row and doo-bleh zah-row. Quelle taille?"
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    JerseyGrrrl was starred JerseyGrrrl was unstarred
    Image of lafleur lafleur
    10/06/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Oh mon Dieu, ils ne fabriquent pas ma taille. That is for sure.
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    lafleur was starred lafleur was unstarred
    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/06/09

    @lafleur: OH no! I was just making that up to make a joke on the insane sizing in the high-end industry! I don't know what sizes really are available. Sorry for confusion....
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    JerseyGrrrl was starred JerseyGrrrl was unstarred
    Image of lisas lisas
    10/06/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Dude.
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    lisas was starred lisas was unstarred
    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/06/09

    @lisas: I know. I had a lot of caffeine today.
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    JerseyGrrrl was starred JerseyGrrrl was unstarred
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