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    Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling

    All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Clarissa Explains It All
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    Sorry, hortense, but Blossom wins this one hands down. Clarissa was deeply annoying. Blossom was cool.
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    Image of madbain madbain
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    It's really funny that this should come up now. For the last four months I've been Stage Managing "Much Ado About Nothing", which Jason Zimbler (the actor who portrayed Fergie with such skill) adapted and directed.


    If any Portland (Oregon) Jezebels would like to catch a glimpse of Fergie all grown up, come see "Much Ado About Nothing" at the Portland Center for the Performing Arts. We close June 6th. Going to show this to Jason as soon as he gets here.

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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/30/09

    @madbain:
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    05/30/09

    @madbain: Whoops! I meant to write "That is awesome."
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    'Hey Sam'

    Clarissa ftw.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    Whoa! Clarissa's friend Sam's last name was Anders! Sam Anders! BSG-Clarissa collision!
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    05/30/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: [www.imdb.com]
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/30/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: FRACK ME. I never knew!
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    Oh hell yes! Team Clarissa all the way!


    I'mma rock my thrifted vests like it's 1997!

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    Aw, Six. "Because that's how many beers it took." That joke is pretty much the only thing I remember from Blossom, except for the heinous flower hats.
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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    Clarissa is the shit, dude. Remember when she went to a Nirvana concert??


    I was always a little horrified by the outfit she wore in the opening credits, though.

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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    I had a Blossom hat in 5th grade that I thought was awesome.


    I loved both of those shows as a kid. :)

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    I always wanted to be from the Stacy McGill/Claudia Kishi School of fierce, but I was totally a Kristy Thomas.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    FYI, the Mayim Bialik What Not to Wear is on TLC right now. Six was just on!!
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    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    I grew up with Melissa Joan Hart as her incarnation Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I think I would have enjoyed Clarissa, though. Just based on the pictures, I'm pretty sure one of my good friends from high school is an older version of Clarissa.
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    RED ALERT! RED ALERT!


    THE MAYIM BIALIK EPISODE OF WHAT NOT TO WEAR IS ON TLC RIGHT NOW!!!

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    @bluebears: aw. she seems so nice.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    05/30/09

    @bluebears: Im watching too! I missed your alert! She does seem very sweet and down to earth. :)
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    05/30/09

    @bluebears: THANK YOU!! Plus, she avoided all the pitfalls of child-stardom, and has a Ph.D. in neuroscience, if I'm not mistaken.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    @ElleL: doesn't she? I'm sorry I ridiculed her mullet hair. ;-)
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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/30/09

    @bluebears: She hasn't aged at all!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    @Santos L Halper: yep. she just talked about that.
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    05/30/09

    @hortense: dude I know. she has two kids and she looks like a teenager.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    05/30/09

    @bluebears: Haha me too! Wasnt she on Curb Your Enthusiasm a few years ago?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    @ElleL: was she? I don't get HBO so I'm still netflixing past Curb episodes.


    @girlhowdy: oh man! she's just totally down to earth hippy chick.

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    Image of starsnostars starsnostars
    05/30/09

    @bluebears:


    i watched this and i was kind of unreasonably mad that they didn't cut her hair.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    @starsnostars: oh no. stop. really?
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    05/30/09

    @bluebears: Ah she looks so CUTE now!! I want all of these clothes!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/30/09

    @ElleL: she looks adorable. I love those clothes too.
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    Image of starsnostars starsnostars
    05/30/09

    @bluebears:

    i can't even explain why. i think its because i expected her to have get some crazy stylish short hair cut, but it looked the same to me after they cut it. this also may be rooted in the fact that i was never into blossom.


    *shrugs*

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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    05/30/09

    @starsnostars: They did cut her hair. The probably cut off 7 or 8 inches. I thought it looked much better after.


    I can understand why she didn't want a short bob. She'd just look like Blossom.

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    Image of londoner londoner
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    Both those links go to the Clarissa page. No fair!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/30/09

    @londoner: Whoops! I'll fix it.
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    Image of CissyPants CissyPants
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    Clarissa liked They Might Be Giants, if I recall. Clarissa, FTW!
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    05/30/09

    @CissyPants: Didn't she also like Arrested Development (Mr. Wendal, not GOB Bluth)
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    05/30/09

    In reply to Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
    I still want to be Clarissa Darling. And I'm in my 20s. Her amazing computer skills, when I had barely ever played with one, were another HUGE asset to the show.
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