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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    Dear Marc and Lorenzo,


    PICK ME! PICK ME!

    I am a girl, and can sure act like a baby at times.


    thnxxx

    BG

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    Michelle Obama, your "Quit the crap" attitude makes me love you with the power of a thousand dying suns.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    If carrying around a flask makes one a fashionista, I came up with Chanel.
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    Image of Pamela Strangeways Pamela Strangeways
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    "You know the sort - where one five-inch peekaboo slot has the ability to make a slick cocktail dress look startlingly cheap"


    What was it that Nina Garcia said on Project Runway about "the quickest way to look cheap"? It was one of my favorite lines...

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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/24/09

    @BerthaCool: Short, tight and shiny (as far as I recall). I couldn't agree more.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    03/24/09

    @Beat Girl is screaming into the abyss: My Shopping Pal and I quote that regularly.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    "Yummy-Mummy" has to be one of the most vomit-inducing terms ever. I couldn't even bring myself to finish the quote after that.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    Honestly, why do babies need Burberry?
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/24/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I guess the parents need it rather than the sprogs.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    I always knew Lady VaGaGa was real! She's the one who visits all the bad little girls once a year in her clear bubble dress, bringing penicillin, rubbers and plastic shoes, right?
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    I don't get why Hussein Chalayan would care... they stole the idea from a million and one burlesque and pinup shows anyway, right?
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    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    Clearly Michelle Obama is talking about the media, because she is trash.

    Thanks for letting me know about about this - Tammy Bruce


    /sarcasm.

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    Image of angryblackgurl angryblackgurl
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    I was in the Gap on 34th street yesterday,it looked exactly the same as it did in 1995..khaki pants, basic t-shirts, and everything else waiting to be marked down. I still can't understand why they don't carry XXL...that is so unrealistic..Patrick are you listening??
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    At this rate, Lady Gaga's grandmother will be able to see her from space without telescopic equipment.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    Sheer is not ok. Wear clothing that covers you or don't. You've got to choose.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    OK, ladies. Who else packs a flask at the movies sometimes?
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Right here. Movies, hockey games, parties I know are going to be lame. I have had the same trusty flask since high school.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I went to see The Wizard of Oz a couple of years ago with a chilled hip flask of home-made sloe gin.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/24/09

    @Plum-Pie: with friends! I went to see it with friends!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I pack one to the movies, to work, hiking, and to the theater. It's an old Russian military flask from the early 80s with a hammer & sickle on it, so it serves as a historical conversation piece as well as enabling my alcoholism.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/24/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: @greengrey: @Plum-Pie: @DivineGigi: @kelsium: I am so proud to know you alkie bitches!
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Right here. My thing used to be a bottle of flavored champagne to pour into one of those massive movie cups. Classy, no?
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): movies? check.


    i don't even bother with an actual flask anymore. for us heavy drinkers, a large water bottle with any clear liquor will do.


    bishes can't tell me i can't bring my own water bottle in! especially since it hides in my oversize purse, along w/ my own candy/treats...

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I've never packed a flask, but I've snuck in some steaming hot chinese takeaway. Oh yeah, I'm a rebel.
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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): It made Snakes On A Plane MARVELOUS
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This girl. My friend used to bring a giant Nalgene bottle filled with vodka and Sprite. I usually just poured rum into a Diet Coke bottle and hid it in my giant bag.


    (I say "poured" past tense as I am currently too poor to afford movies in NYC.)

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I pack a flask nearly 24/7. It lives in my messenger bag. No lie.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    03/24/09

    @Plum-Pie: @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): A friend and I drank ourselves cock-eyed on Pimms and lemonade at Tank Girl years ago.


    I seem to recall it was one bottle of Pimms and one can of lemonade. Does that count as classy or not?

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/24/09

    @gherkinfiend: You do our nation proud.
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    Damon Dash and Rachel Roy are divorcing.


    The family that alliterates together, stays...apart.

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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    03/24/09

    @Eeva: If his had been Ramon Rash it would have lasted forever.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    03/24/09

    In reply to Babies, Gaga And Bling, Oh My!
    I think you are too old for sheer panels the moment you leave the womb. But that's just me.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    03/24/09

    @Shannon: But then again, you come to a point in life where they become acceptable.


    EX.: Joan Collins.


    You want to take her sheer from her? Be ready for a long red talon in your cornea.

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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    03/24/09

    @Shannon: The photo the mail uses is captioned with "Sheer can look stunning when pulled off correctly," but I beg to differ.

    @greengrey: I agree, sheer pieces, done correctly, can be nice. But an entirely sheer dress? Not so much.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    03/24/09

    @AtomiClash: I'm thinking about designing a Saran wrap ball gown. Do you think it would be tasteless to have sheer panels along the sides? I can't decide if I'm too old or not.
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