The Unintentionally Hilarious Language Of Cosmetics Marketing

Very rarely is the New York Times » 10/02/08 2:00pm 10/02/08 2:00pm straight-up comedy, but , "Let's Play Buzzword: Defining Phrases Used in Skin Care Advertising" is so friggin funny. Cosmetics companies sell creams with words like "advanced" "microlift" "nourishing" "bio-stimulating" and "revitalizing," but what do they ? Does anyone know? writer…

Gwen Stefani Wants You To Smell Like A Doll

  • Gwen Stefani's soon-to-be-released Harajuku Lovers fragrance collection comes with dolls that look just like her own Harajuku girl back-up dancers. WTF. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • OMG is Britney Spears going to "collaborate" on a clothing line with Ed Hardy? Like whoah. [Star]
  • The newest Donatella-designed Versace watch retails…
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