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    Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire

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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    Maybe he knows where she can find her BAHBEEEEEEE
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    Everytime I see the movie title I just think of "Hi! I'm Buh-weet! Amember me?"
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    Image of muppetprincess muppetprincess
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    Is this movie based on the Christopher Pike book?
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    Image of thenwemadeout thenwemadeout
    06/19/09

    @muppetprincess: oh my GOD I hope so. I freaking loved that book. It was probably really not appropriate for me to be reading it when I was 11, either!
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    06/19/09

    @thenwemadeout: At one time I think I'd read every single book that man wrote, but I can't for the life of me remember what the plot of this one was. Help me out anybody?
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    WHERE'S CHAHLEEEEEE???
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    Robert Pattinson looks like Hayden Christensen playing Bob Dylan...if you follow.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    06/19/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: you mean hayden christensen in 'factory girl'?


    hey! he kinda does!

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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    Where are his sparkles?
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    06/19/09

    @dj_chick: He shed some in the accident. He needs time to recharge his glitter gland.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    I can't explain it, but I want to kick sand on him.
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    Image of FurrierAndIves FurrierAndIves
    06/19/09

    In reply to Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire
    Wasn't he hit by a car yesterday? Does he have nine lives, or is he immortal?
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    06/19/09

    @FurrierAndIves: he is the undead... and whatnot.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/06/09

    In reply to Tony The Tiger And FrankenBerry: Demented & Sad, But Social
    Let's get Frankenberry pregnant!
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    01/06/09

    In reply to Tony The Tiger And FrankenBerry: Demented & Sad, But Social
    Silly, girls eat yogurt for breakfast, not cereal. Cereal is ALL carbs!
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/06/09

    @treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: They're allowed to have one piece of toast. Or a small serving of miso soup!


    /eyeroll

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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/06/09

    In reply to Tony The Tiger And FrankenBerry: Demented & Sad, But Social
    And me without any milk.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/06/09

    In reply to Tony The Tiger And FrankenBerry: Demented & Sad, But Social
    There's always the stressed out, dieting lady that Special K has for it's mascot.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/06/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Jesus, she makes my teeth itch. She's always crouching over a tiny little bowl of cereal, acting like it's a sumptuous feast and she's really really really really happy to eat a tiny serving of cereal instead of breakfast and lunch, and she's always slinking over and checking out some impossibly tiny dress she has hanging up.


    I tried that Special K diet for a week and to this day I cannot touch the stuff.

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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    01/06/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: "I'm so freakin hungry and want some chocolate DAMMIT"


    "here, eat this low cal Special K with chocolate pieces to satisfy your sweet tooth!"


    what they don't show are the people who pull all the little chocolate pieces out of the Special K and throw the useless flakes in the dog bowl.

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/06/09

    @tscheese: I tried it for a week and just ended up constipated.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/06/09

    @tscheese: Not only that, but with the bluish protein water known as skim milk. Special K and skim milk two meals a day? Christ.
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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    01/06/09

    @tscheese: I tried that too and was very upset to learn that I had to have a serving of practically half a cup of cereal. Of course I'll lose a pants size, I'm not eating anything.
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    Image of lolo lolo
    01/06/09

    @reita1: Also, the one where she wants to lick the bowl of icing and they are all "just eat some cereal" ....How does cereal compare to licking icing off your finger, really?


    and slighly off topic, there a new Xtra gum commercial where the woman (who has a perfect slim figure by the way) wants a small bag of cheddar chips and then she decides gum would be better....


    HOW????


    arrrghhh...

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/06/09

    @lolo: There is another Extra one involving a White Chocolate Macadamia cookie. Gum does not equal a cookie OR chip substitute THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    01/06/09

    @stacyinbean: Yeah, Extra should really just be using cigarettes-- or like my friend said, some percocets. I could believe THAT.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    01/06/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: In all fairness, the mascot fo Special K is just a slimmed-down waisteline and red clothing. They've forgone any gender-specific mascot so they can be an equal-opportunity cereal and change their target demographic as the mood strikes.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    01/06/09

    In reply to Tony The Tiger And FrankenBerry: Demented & Sad, But Social
    Frankenberry's wearing a skirt though, right?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/06/09

    @mepo: Well, he's always been a bit of a closet case.
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    01/06/09

    @mepo: Because he is Claire. From the Breakfast Club.
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    Image of will_this_dissertation_ever_end?! will_this_dissertation_ever_end?!
    01/06/09

    @Dodai: So there can't be (or just isn't) a female cereal icon, but we can cross dress the guys? How does that make sense to advertisers?
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    01/06/09

    @will_this_dissertation_ever_en...?!: the poster is a joke...
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/06/09

    In reply to Tony The Tiger And FrankenBerry: Demented & Sad, But Social
    I just found out that Tony the Tiger is MARRIED. And he has a kid.


    Also, scroll down a bit on this page and check out Big Yella.


    Cereal mascots through the years are BIZARRE.

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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    01/06/09

    @tscheese: Holy Christ. Cliffy the Clown?!?!?
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    Image of JLady JLady
    01/06/09

    @tscheese: Imagine how scary Rice Kripsies would have been if there'd been a Pow! I mean, Snap, Crackle, Pop are all relatively benign, but Pow! at the end would not make me want to be anywhere near that cereal bowl.
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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    01/06/09

    In reply to Tony The Tiger And FrankenBerry: Demented & Sad, But Social
    This is going to make the pixie stix and cap n' crunch sandwich scene awkward.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    01/06/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: LOL. Good call. Especially once the Cap'n and madeover Trix bunny hook-up.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    01/06/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: ::snorts::
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