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    Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    BLUSKI! pronounced "Blue-Ski".


    Done and done.

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/18/08

    @ElleL: Nevermind, thats ridiculous. Back to the drawing board.


    If you can't mash up a celeb couple name, what do you have to live for?

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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Blunt-Krasinski =


    Lank, Brisk Unit

    Skit Ruins Blank

    Lists Urban Kink

    Unbar Kink Lists

    Ban Lust Kink, Sir

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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Zach Braff = amazing


    Kim Kardashian = aware she has a sex tape and perhaps a reality TV show but not sure how that made her famous


    Selena Gomez = This is clearly not the dead singer J.Lo played in a movie so I'm befuddled

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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    I saw the Piv in Speed the Plow a few weeks back. He essentially played Ari Gold. It wasn't a bad performance, but probably wasn't what Mamet intended. I would love to see William H. Macy in the role, though.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @brendastarlet is on it: I would love to see William H. Macy in anything.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): let's go.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/18/08

    @brendastarlet is on it: You people are so lucky that you get to see David Mamet plays instead of having to make due with The Unit and Redbelt until he makes another seedy grifter film.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @PilgrimSoul: I am there. And you were right, that Wonkette article is fab. (I was a good girl and avoided comments!)
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Or.... a fantastic garish Technicolor travesty! Oh, Baz, you can crapola crayola up any old story you like.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    12/18/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: My thoughts precisely!
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    I'm so sick of celebrities weighing in on the pharmaceutical debate. Let people think for themselves and decide whether medical intervention for their mental illness is necessary or not! Some people need anti-depressants, some do not; quit being a public jackass and making stupid assertions about others' mental health.


    Ugh.

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    Image of farmersdaughter farmersdaughter
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Citizen's arrest? On Cisco Adler? I'm pretty sure I would pay money to see that.
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    Image of evil_green_eyes evil_green_eyes
    12/18/08

    @farmersdaughter: I didn't think anyone actualloy DID citizen's arrests. I thought it was a TV thing.
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    12/19/08

    @evil_green_eyes: No, you're right... it is a TV thing. However, stranded in the barren land of North Dakota that's the only way we learn social norms. We also prosecute people just like on People's Court... evidence on flat screens and booing audience included.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/19/08

    @evil_green_eyes: I can't hear the phrase without thinking about the end of the 'Burbs.
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    If Baz Luhrmann casts Nicole Kidman as Daisy Buchanan, I'm going to be right upset.
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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    12/18/08

    @brendastarlet is on it: yes, though even Nic Kidman might be better than Mira Sorvino who did the tv version a few years ago. But then again i may be more anti-Mira than most of the population...
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/19/08

    @brendastarlet is on it: She is about as annoying as Mia Farrow, the original Daisy -- totally spoilt the movie for me (and the book -- I can never read it without hearing that dreadful voice of hers).


    Having said that, I did't hate Nicole in Australia. maybe because she was able to FROWN on occassion -- hello Frown! We haven't seen you for years!

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    Image of AtomicBellyButton AtomicBellyButton
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Ok. I love Emily Blunt. But just last night, I had the most romantic dream about John Krasinski. I'm certain that means we are soulmates. Sorry Em.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Ugh, that story about David Bowie's stepdaughter is so upsetting. Why has today been one endless shit sandwich?
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): It has been quite a day. Only redemption is the cop was actually fired. Wonder what would have happened if she wasn't Bowie's daughter.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): It really is. It takes a special brand of sociopath to see completing a rape kit as an opportunity for an impromptu porno photoshoot.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): read this, it made me feel better (but NOT THE COMMENTS):


    [wonkette.com]

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): What were these cops thinking? You don't fuck with the progeny of Ziggy Stardust.


    Humor aside - it's a disgusting story, and that is a lot of money, so there must have been some compelling evidence. That cop's probably going to have to move - I can't imagine NYC Bowie fans being to tolerant of that kind of douchebaggery. Even more, I can't believe that this is the first I've heard about it...

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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): This is definitely a good day to hate the police.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Krunk?
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/18/08

    @Mmmmkay:

    EB&J!


    No other option. Mind made up. :)

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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    12/18/08

    @Mmmmkay: Jomily.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Norbert. Leo. Butz. AWESOME.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    12/18/08

    @Maritsa: I can't get over that his parents named him Norbert Butz. I will laugh about this all night.
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    Image of raesanni raesanni
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    wasn't krasinski dating rashida jones?
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/18/08

    @raysanni: Ya. It seemed to have ended once she was off the Office.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/18/08

    @raysanni: I'm glad they're not dating anymore, because I didn't like Jim with Karen and I have trouble separating television stars from their characters...
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    Image of SurrealKiller SurrealKiller
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    Krasinki looks so cartoon-like.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/18/08

    @SurrealKiller: and I love cartoons!
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    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    12/18/08

    In reply to Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
    I imagine Deb must also be upset by the automatic "GAY!!" comments that follow whenever her husband's name is mentioned.


    Also, Bjork's mind is one of the 8 wonders of the world.

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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/18/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Isn't she supposed to be covering for that? Why would she care, in that case?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    12/18/08

    @rosasparks: If he's not gay, I assume it bugs, especially if her non-modelesque appearance & age is cited as proof that he must be. If he is, I'm not sure beards actually want to be outed as beards, which defeats their purpose, and probably leads to many uncomfortable scenarios like all conversation stopping once you walk into a room.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/18/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Well, whatever the case, if their marriage is a sham, then I would venture a guess she's probably bugged for many reasons.


    If their marriage isn't a sham, I would think that the greatest middle finger to the world is being married to fucking Wolverine!

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/18/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: OMFG - Loves it! I really do want to see her interview Charles Barkley now.


    I hope she read enough in that Danish book how to let the capacitors discharge. Opening a TV or old CRT monitor like that and fiddling about can kill you.

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    12/18/08

    @2pint: Thank you for that Public Service Announcement. After seeing that video I was ready to go to town on my old TV set and that would've been a fairly embarrassing and nerdy way to die.


    @rosasparks: Just the possibility that she has hit that makes her a role model in my book.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/18/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: No problem - Glad to help. Would hate to lose ya.


    Usually they have guards in place so you can't get zapped, but they store ~1200 W @ ~10kV and ~3A for a short time - continuous Watts and Amperage kill you, high Volts just zap you and make you fall off a ladder - basically.


    Hair dryers, toasters, heaters, these are only dangerous when plugged in (and mostly around water). Things like desktop computer power supplies, laser printers, copiers, old TVs, CRTs, etc - can store large amounts of power - don't wanna disassemble them unless you know what yer doing.


    Even relatively low Amps and Watts can stop your heart by interrupting it's sinusoidal rhythm.


    Tasers work by cycling very high voltage, but low current, and mostly only affect muscles/nerves near the surface.

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