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1. Never trust anyone who, mid-conversation, breaks out into an a-capella performance.
2. If your driver starts dry-shaving, tuck and roll out of that car.
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Also, I should add I was in the car, and it was at that moment I got kind of worried I would die.
10/02/09
The thing I don't get about dry-shaver is... don't you have a house? Why are you dry shaving, in a car no less? Do you sink-bathe yourself out of a cup of water in your car?
10/02/09
Anyway, the woman who was on Tyra has had some kind of superglam makeover, and I'm curious if this was addressed on the Tyra show and if they did it for her. If they glammed her up, I will be mildly irked that they felt the need. If she just decided to be glam on her own, I will let Tyra go on that one.
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Though that background music is obnoxious.
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Yes, dumbass, Jesus made your father an incesty lech and put your sister through her hellish life so that YOUR ALBUM would have a boost on its release date. That was His big plan.
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Her name was Carla, and she was so awesome. My sister and I were discussing how amazing her Beverly Hills lifestyle must be. She was pure glamour.
I have to say, though, I didn't think the parents of her son's friend were responsible for her son's injuries. He was the one messing around with a BB gun. Has he never seen A Christmas Story? Everyone knows you'll shoot your eye out.
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Because if you do, I think we could be friends.
10/02/09
I appreciate that Tyra tries to ask questions to learn about the subjects and people on her show, but there is often a sense of "this is CRAZY" that emmanates from her. Just me?
10/02/09
1. I completely agree, but only because I'm watching it from afar. If I was up close, I would be horrified
2. OMG YES ALL THE TIME. She's the judgiest. Which of course, makes her the best.
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09/28/09
I know that in the recovery movement "denial" is sinful but really it is a protective mechanism for us to be able to know what we need to know a little at a time as we can handle it emotionally.
09/27/09