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Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?

hortense — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 10:00:00 EST

Perhaps Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen aren't really engaged after all. "We don't know a thing about it," says Brady's father: "We talked to him and there's nothing to say. It's rumor, rumor, rumor."[US Magazine]

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale spent part of their Christmas holiday teaching their son, Kingston, how to rollerskate. "Kingston tried to skate between Gwen and Gavin," a source says, "but even though they were holding his hands, Kingston's legs kept skating in different directions so it was impossible for him to stand up." Push and glide, Kingston! Take it from a former Roller Palace chicken dance champion.[People]

Taylor Swift claims that she was a late bloomer: "I was 15 and the oldest out of all my friends to have not kissed a guy," Swift says. [People]

Eva Longoria "can't wait to start a family" with her husband, Tony Parker. "I'm so excited about that chapter in our lives," Longoria says, "and you'll know what it happens." [USMagazine]

Michael Lohan says his blog is not about Lindsay, you guys. "“After reviewing some of the comments on this blog and even others, let me say that this website is NOT about [my daughter Lindsay] or Samantha [Ronson]. I have no intention of disclosing any information or feelings I may have about either one of them unless it is in defense of what they or one of their ‘mouthpieces’ might say about me," Lohan says. He then states that the site is meant to be a place to discuss various charities and "about getting people involved in a positive way, while leading them to the Truth, which in essence, is God."[Just Jared]

More proof that Hollywood is out of ideas: there will be a new Porky's sequel, starring porn star Ryder Skye. [PageSix]

Kelly Osbourne says that Elton John and his partner, David Furnish, are "true friends," after being there for the family through tough times. "Through everything – when mum had cancer and dad had his accident – they're the only ones that hung around to make sure we were all right," Osbourne says. [ShowbizSpy]

Former WWE star Chyna has been hospitalized after "celebrating her birthday with a few friends and had a way too many drinks — which didn't mix well with her prescriptions."[TMZ]

Leonardo DiCaprio admits that the acting life can make relationships a bit difficult: "'Life does not happen while you are working and you can’t hone your relationships back home at the same time. Then you come back and have to catch up with everything," DiCaprio says. Still, he notes: "I have absolutely nothing to complain about," he says. "I just got really, really lucky."[DailyMail]

Herman Rosenblat's Holocaust memoir, "Angel At The Fence," has been cancelled after information surfaced leading publishers to believe that parts of the story were fabricated. Oprah Winfrey has been a champion of Rosenblat's story, so perhaps she's not taking any chances this time? [NYTimes]

Celebrity Rehab: Chyna Says She's Never Done Steroids Or Been Addicted To Any Drugs

Slut Machine — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:00:00 EST

Retired wrestler Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna) refuses to admit that she has an addiction problem, which is weird because she's voluntarily living in a drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility on the show Celebrity Rehab. On the most recent episode of the show, Dr. Drew decided to address the "elephant in the room" and confront Joanie about steroids, something that's long been rumored about her, considering her physical appearance and deepness of her voice. (Also, if you've ever seen her sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, then you've also seen her clitoris, which is very, very long. Link NSFW.) She out and out denies the use of steroids, and also denies being addicted to or even having used other drugs, even though at one point she talks about how "people" were giving her pills and pills and pills and telling her to take them. Clip above.

Best. Headline. Ever: American Gladiators...

Jessica — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:45:00 EST

Best. Headline. Ever: American Gladiators vs. Intelligent Women. When we read that we pictured Chyna whacking Madeline Albright with a giant Nerf bat. That would have been awesome, but the story's actually about the producers of American Gladiators forcing a contestant to re-shoot an interview because she sounded too smart. Competitor Tanji Johnson originally said, "I plan to get to the top as expeditiously as possible." The producers made her do a second take, saying instead, "I plan to get to the top as fast as possible." Huff Po blogger David Wallechinsky thinks the change was encouraged to save "the core target audience for American Gladiators, young white males...from the discomfort of having a black woman use a word they did not understand." [HuffPo]